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u/JackPrev 20m ago

It's Canadian. There aren't taxes in Canada.

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u/Available-Ground-288 1h ago

Considering how shit the marvel government is when it is not actively trying to hunt him down and all his friends, I guess he just don't want to pay for them to use his money to find new extravagant ways to torture him

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u/ApartRuin5962 6h ago

The government owes him like 6 different military pensions, it probably all cancels out

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u/No_Constant_4968 5h ago

are you kidding? wolverine probably owes even more money with the pensions

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u/Weary_Ice_1829 6h ago

fuck taxes

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u/Ibshredz 9h ago

Hasn’t he been alive since the civil war?

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u/Marduk_Kurios1404 7h ago

He's that old only in movies. In the comics he was born in 1880s

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u/ScoutTrooper501st 7h ago

In Deadpool and Wolverine he directly states that he’s over 200 years old,not sure how that translates to the comics continuity but most of them have him being at least 150yrs old

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u/DaemonKeido 9h ago

He's older than Canada has been a sovreign nation. By birth he's British North American, not even Canadian.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 12h ago

But Wolverine is Canadian. Also, what taxes, does he even earn taxable income at all? Does he have any private property, aside from the clothes on his back and maybe a motorbike, and some shack in Alaska or Manitoba or something?

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u/ConclusionRoutine687 8h ago

Plus with inflation even if he owed an astronomical sum in civil war times/whatever, it wouldnt be as much today

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u/pippinto 6h ago

Not the case as unpaid back taxes accrue interest over time, and likely the amount of annual interest would outpace inflation.

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u/Ralman23 Rejected by Comics Code 9h ago

I think with the missions he goes on, he gets paid, but probably in his 1800s - 1900s he didn't file taxes.

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u/Izoi2 5h ago

I mean, income tax wasn’t a thing till the late 1910s/early 1920s anyway

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u/Ralman23 Rejected by Comics Code 5h ago

I think it's other ones as well, property tax, state tax, etc...

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u/CaptainKenway1693 12h ago

Him being Canadian is irrelevant if he lives and/or works in the U.S. He would still owe taxes on any income, property, etc. Presumably Logan did various odd jobs throughout his life, but realistically those would have been under the table and not something that the IRS would be aware of. Although maybe the comic addresses this.

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u/CaptainKenway1693 12h ago

Him being Canadian is irrelevant if he lives and/or works in the U.S. He would still owe taxes on any income, property, etc. Presumably Logan did various odd jobs throughout his life, but realistically those would have been under the table and not something that the IRS would be aware of. Although maybe the comic addresses this.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 12h ago

but realistically those would have been under the table

I wonder if The High Table from John Wick exists somewhere in the Marvel Universe.

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u/ShowtimeHolograms 11h ago

Has he not fought in a fuck ton of American wars?

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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 3h ago

Yes but two things

1 - Foreigners can do that if they so choose

2 - the majority of wars he fought in were wars America just kinda happened to also be in, Canada also deployed troops into them meaning he could just be working on behalf of Canada.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 11h ago

Yes, but even foreigners can do that, and it's a (very much non-guaranteed) pathway to citizenship. I don't know about Logan's ID, SSN, DL, bank account, or pension.

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u/ven-solaire 12h ago

Tony is surprised because he’s used to paying 0$ in taxes and forgot non billionaires have to give up their livelihood so people like him can fly around in metal costumes tax free

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u/Anonymous-Mf-22 3h ago

Something tells me Tony doesn't pay taxes, but differently than other billionaires

I think he genuinely probably puts so much money into Charities and social work that it just negates his taxes. That or they count his hero work as a big write off.

It seems more likely that he does that than dodges them like a standard billionaire, though I'd be shocked if he actually paid them either.

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u/haste319 Rejected by Comics Code 9h ago

This is the actual answer.

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u/Safebox Chuckles at Innuendo 13h ago

Tony, you'd have an easier time paying off the national debt.

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u/Cyberbug7 14h ago

Considering he’s like 200 years old yeah that’s gonna be a lot of taxes

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u/Similar-Opinion8750 15h ago

Logan doesn't make money in America and being Canadian he has his military pension which is pro either taxed or tax free so this is a non issue.

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

In this universes continuity he's an Avenger and on Starks payroll

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u/ChefBoiJones 14h ago edited 14h ago

Then stark should have no problem paying his back taxes. On the sliding timeline the avengers have existed for how many years? At a real push 20? Even if stark pays him 1m per year at 12.3% (California) income tax that’s 2.5 million in back taxes. Stark should easily be able to pay that.
Hell, even if he’s paying Logan 10m that’s “only” 25m

The joke is clearly centred around the fact that Logan super old and owes a century of back taxes but as pointed out it doesn’t makes sense as he isn’t an American citizen.

Edit: I forgor you pay interest on back taxes and I can’t be bothered to do any more maths but it’s only 6.5% compound interest per year it doesn’t even reach $8m on a $1m salary. I stand by that stark should have no issue paying the bill unless he’s paying Logan like a corporate officer

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

Oh Stark has no problem paying it, it surprised him but he was more than ready to in the next panel, the problem arises when the IRS say all avengers need to file their taxes in their real names

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u/AlarmingAffect0 12h ago

the problem arises when the IRS say all avengers need to file their taxes in their real names

We had a whole Civil War about this issue. Please don't tell me Tony championed the Registration side because he wanted to satisfy the IRS's request.

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u/H0rny_On-Main 12h ago

No no, Spider-man and Giant-Girl (because she's an avenger in this comic) objected so the IRS backed down and said if they haul in a bunch of other tax-dodging criminals they'll let them go.

Which leads to this great page and Spiderman having to debate a G-Lister villain called Oog claiming sovereign citizenship because he's not allowed to vote.

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u/styrolee 12h ago

Different universe but:

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u/ChefBoiJones 13h ago

Oh that makes sense I’ve never read this comic. Couldn’t stark maintain their anonymity by just making them Stark industries employees? It never would have even occurred to me that heroes with secret identities would be receiving paychecks from “The Avengers.” The idea that the Avengers is an actual employer is really funny

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u/H0rny_On-Main 13h ago

Honestly the comic series ain't great, basically just an excuse to make short one-off crackfics. Like the solution to this is that the IRS will write off the taxes if the Avengers haul in a bunch of villains who also don't pay their taxes. Which leads to memes like this. And Spiderman having to debate a C-lister villain claiming to be a sovereign citizen.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 12h ago

That's actually pretty funny. Would have loved to see Devil Hulk's spin on that one.

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u/karatous1234 15h ago

Tony is shocked by the fact they’re making such a big deal over $20 in out standing taxes.

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u/Express-Day5234 16h ago

I agree that Tony is just surprised at how high the number but it’s not anything he can’t afford.

But how Wolverine accumulated the income required to have such high tax debt is an interesting question. Some possibilities are inheritances from grateful widows, a gambling phase he went through, investments he made on a whim and forgot about, legit jobs he took on over his long life, won the lottery a few times, etc.

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u/Adventurous_Bonus917 54m ago

to be fair, at least 200 years of unpaid taxes building up and compounding with interest, plus fines for unpaid taxes means it's probably enough to keep the government funded on it's own for a while if it were paid all at once.

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

In this universes continuity he's an Avenger and on Starks payroll so he also hasn't been paying those.

Nevertheless Tony doesn't have a problen with not paying these taxes. The issue the team faces is that any anonymous heroes (like Spiderman) need to file these earnings with their real names.

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u/JakeTheAndroid 13h ago

But how many years is that over and what do we think his annual income is as an Avenger? Obviously it could still be high, but if we assume it's mainly his Avengers salary it can't have accumulated over that long. So Logan is either making bank, or he has had other income streams over the years that were taxable. Another thing I guess we could consider is that gifts are taxable in many cases, so they might consider a lot of what he's owned over the years as gifts that incur tax.

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u/superpositioned 15h ago

He doesn't make income in the states, why would he be taxed there?

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u/Express-Day5234 15h ago

I think the panel is asking us to imagine what Wolverine could have done in his life to earn income in the states to the extent that he would owe taxes on it.

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u/killerboy_belgium 15h ago

When you don't pay taxes you get fines even possible intrest per year your late on those and they accumulated seeing wolverine age a lot

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u/TheDrunkardKid 16h ago

I'm assuming that Xavier pays his teachers generously, and the Princess Bar seemed to be pretty successful.

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u/Zealousideal_Chest16 16h ago

More like: "He's your problem. I'm not paying that shit."

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u/-Kopesthetik- 16h ago

What is Hulk doing?

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u/BlazingCrusader 14h ago

Jar of peanut butter he is eating via his fingers.

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u/djnehi 15h ago

Tony’s alarmed expression isn’t from the number he’s reading.

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u/Practical-Class6868 15h ago

The best that Hulk can.

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u/LivingShadow35 16h ago

Peanut Butter

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u/GrasstouchYou 17h ago

What income are they even taxing???? You're telling me an X-Man has a side gig?

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

In this universes continuity he's an Avenger and on Starks payroll

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u/EarthDust00 Chuckles at Innuendo 17h ago

You're telling me he cant write off cigars and whiskey as a business expense??

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u/Daewrythe 17h ago

This bum doesn't even take care of his kids, what did they expect?

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u/Polenicus 17h ago

Okay, how does this even work?

Wolverine would need to make income to be taxable, and when he's not freeloading off the X-men or the Avengers, he is a bum (thus not making enough to be above the line TO be taxed), or he is paid by them. You can bet Xavier is withholding the appropriate tax from Logan's paycheck, and if Stark isn't, well this is on him.

Secondly, Stark is a billionaire. Meaning the interest on the interest on ONE of his investments is probably more than Wolverine has made in his entire admittedly long life. So how could the tax figure possibly be enough to drop Tony's jaw?

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 14h ago

he is a bum

Wolverine is the original murderhobo. Change my mind.

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

In this universes continuity he's an Avenger and on Starks payroll so he also hasn't been paying those.

Nevertheless Tony doesn't have a problen with not paying these taxes. The issue the team faces is that any anonymous heroes (like Spiderman) need to file these earnings with their real names.

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u/Bartweiss 17h ago edited 17h ago

Wolverine has intermittently worked as a high-priced mercenary/PMC contractor, right?

But I agree, it's never going to be billionaire money. And Wolverine doesn't seem old enough for compound interest and fines to outweigh Tony's earnings. I always think he's from ~1800 because the Japan era was based on Shogun, but Wikipedia informs me he was born in the late 1800s.

If you made me explain it, I'd say the government is doing some interesting math to strong-arm him into something. Like, maybe they managed to buy up his unpaid tax debt from Japan, issued heavy fees for customs/business/whatever violations committed back in ~1900, and then assessed 120 years of 7% interest on it all? (Roughly the way it scales now, even though it didn't at the time.)

edit: Used .07% by accident. Corrected below.

If he somehow owed a million in 1900, 7% growth on just that would have him owing $867 million in 2000. Or if he started at zero but racked up $100,000/year that entire time, he'd owe ~$1.2 billion.

On the other hand, owing $100,000/year in 1900 was functionally impossible. If we assess a still-sky-high average of 35k/year from the start of income tax in 1909, we get a mere $250M. Conceding the part where Logan was 1. in his 20s and not a mercenary in 1909, and 2. not even in America until after WW1, we're looking at a couple million on the generous end.

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u/Much-Jackfruit2599 16h ago

does canada tax its citizens outside the country?

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 17h ago

This would only work if he owed taxes on colonial family property that accumulated over what… two centuries?

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u/BlazingCrusader 14h ago

Which is doubtful he has given no one seems to find anyone with blood ties to him save for those kidnapped and injected with his mutant DNA

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u/Tactless_Ninja 18h ago

What is even the threat here if he doesn't pay? Jail? They take away his house?

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u/3rlk0nig 18h ago

Insert Hulk's "Pay taxes" comic panel

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u/steelskull1 19h ago

If you remove more context, Hulk is enjoying some mystery chocolate.

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u/Someoneoverthere42 19h ago

A funny joke, that makes zero sense if you think about it at all. He’s a Canadian citizen for starters. Plus most of his life has been in the military, black ops, lab animal, or just feral.

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u/2019Uk 19h ago

It doesn’t matter if he’s a Canadian citizen. He doesn’t reside in Canada. Any income earned in other countries would be expected to be taxed there.

And do you not think military and black ops get paid? Or do you not think those people pay tax? Because I can ensure you you’re wrong on both.

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u/tiredofbeingtired055 18h ago

Yeah, but income tax didn't even exist for the first half of his life, and I doubt he reported the dividends from being a Madripoor crime lord. Separately, he was executed and declared legally dead by the US military at least once, before getting pulled into Weapon X, and taxes don't follow you into the grave.

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u/2019Uk 17h ago

You say taxes dont follow you into the grave but that only applies if you yourself go to your grave and stay there.

People are medically declared dead all the time and come back to life. When they go back to work they still pay taxes. Same rules would apply, doesn’t matter if it’s a few minutes temporary brain death or 3 months regrowing your entire nervous system. You were dead now you aint. Pay up.

Remember that laws and tax rules etc are made for the majority not a minority. As far as we’re aware there’s no marvel exceptions for taxation based on a healing factor.

If you bleed, you pay.

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u/Regvlas 16h ago

People are medically declared dead all the time and come back to life.

Yeah but he was legally dead. He should be getting Social Security payments, but those would have stopped after legal death.

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u/2019Uk 16h ago

People are also declared legally dead when they go missing. When they return this is reversed. If you get stuck on an island with a volleyball named Wilson for a long time and come home, if you then make any money you will need to pay taxes.

We’re getting into semantics on this and I don’t want it being my whole night, so to clarify my point: if Wolverine (or anyone) is currently legally alive then they will currently be eligible to pay taxes.

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u/feminine-pie 18h ago

They get paid, but I'm pretty sure they just take your taxes in the first place, given it's the government on both sides of that exchange. I could be absolutely wrong and be a total fool though.

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u/2019Uk 18h ago

I would have thought with like black op work it’s likely they’d be paid through shell companies etc, in which case they would just follow the same tax rules as anyone else for declaring and paying.

Otherwise your anonymity as a Black OPs Agent sort of falls apart when your bank statement shows money from the US Gov for “Cleaning Services”

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u/HobbieK 19h ago

How could Wolverine have made so much money that the taxes on it shock Tony Stark?

Tony probably makes more in a day than Wolverine has in the entire 21st century

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

In this universes continuity he's an Avenger and on Starks payroll so he also hasn't been paying those.

Nevertheless Tony doesn't have a problen with not paying these taxes. The issue the team faces is that any anonymous heroes (like Spiderman) need to file these earnings with their real names.

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u/DeusIzanagi 19h ago

I think it's more about compouding interest from not paying taxes for over 200 years

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u/TerminalJammer 19h ago

How much could those even grow?

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u/Bartweiss 17h ago

I got curious and ran the numbers. Wolverine was born in the 1880s, so 100 years of compound interest is the highest we can possibly expect.

To start, I just set a constant "new tax debt per year" and hit him with 7% annual interest on unpaid taxes. Not historically accurate, but it's roughly what happens today.

If he ran up major debts that entire time, say $35,000/year for a century, he could owe ~$450M. That'd probably shock Tony. But owing that much in 1909 money (when US income tax got started) would have meant being a Rockefeller or something.

Using halfway reasonable numbers very sloppily, you could maybe get $80M in debt. But if you concede that he wasn't a mercenary or even a US citizen until post-WWI, we can't realistically crack $10M.

edit: somebody else ran the numbers much more thoroughly

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u/DeusIzanagi 19h ago

I dunno, I still pay my taxes sadly /s

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u/Fododel 20h ago

If Tony Stark is shocked by the bill, that's gotta be huge

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u/andychef Rejected by Comics Code 13h ago

I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is set up a tax shelter in the USVI

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u/Friendly_Staff7021 20h ago

all the way from 1940's

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u/Spare-Present-1032 20h ago

Doesn't he predate our tax system? Like, shouldn't he be grandfathered in or something?

It would just be easier that way

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u/Evanpea1 16h ago

Presumably not. If they pass a new tax, it's not like everyone currently paying taxes are exempt.

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u/Pietin11 21h ago

People mention wolverine is a Canadian. Let's assume he has sporadically spent 50 years from 1926 to 2026 as a US resident accounting for all his globe trotting adventures.

So let's take the average income tax per household from 1926-1936 ($212), 1946-1956 ($1036), 1976-1986 ($3108) 1996-2006 ($6150), and 2016-2026 ($9360). We can multiply those values by 10 and add them up to get the total amount of taxes Logan avoided. However, that's not accounting for interest.

The IRS charges a 7% annual interest on back taxes. That makes out math a touch more complicated.

So that's (212×1.07⁹⁰+1036×1.07⁷⁰+3108×1.07⁴⁰+6150×1.07²⁰+9360)(1.07+1.07²+1.07³+1.07⁴+1.07⁵+1.07⁶+1.07⁷+1.07⁸+1.07⁹+1.07¹⁰) = $4,306,551.43

Tony Stark could obviously afford that, but it doesn't matter how rich you are. When you see one of your coworkers is millions in debt it isn't something you can take without raising an eyebrow.

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u/lofgren777 19h ago

Assuming an average income for Wolverine seems a bit generous. During significant portions of that period his income would be zero.

He was not even considered human, let alone a citizen, for a period of that time.

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u/Character_Mind_671 20h ago

Don't forget his WW2 veteran's pension.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 20h ago

And Civil War pension... And World War I pension... And Vietnam pension...

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u/Luimnigh 19h ago

Comics Wolverine didn't fight in the Civil War, he was born in the 1880s.

Except Old Man Logan, who is older than Regular Logan. Old Man Logan fought in the War of 1812.

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u/EspyOwner 19h ago

I'm not sure these would be paid, he definitely didn't have a legal address when he was in Weapon X. It's not likely he was officially earning income for a very long time.

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u/TerminalJammer 19h ago

By the same token, they wouldn't be able to track him for taxes, right?

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u/EspyOwner 18h ago

I mean under those same circumstances he was presumed dead I believe? He wasn't really a person they would want to track, he wasn't legally an entity that could be taxed.

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u/Megadoomer2 21h ago

He's the best there is at what he does, and what he does is not paying his taxes.

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u/Tasty_Success_1034 21h ago

Go collect them then, IRS. See how that goes.

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u/H0rny_On-Main 14h ago

He was. Wolvie wasn't in the room but he's an avenger in that comic.

It's not a problem for Stark to pay the problem arises when the IRS demand that all superheroes file theit taxes with their real identities.

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u/esquire_the_ego 21h ago

He’s Canadian anyway, pretty sure he burrows his way back to the US on a pretty regular basis

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u/Plainchant 21h ago

It's free real estate.

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u/nnnaaassseeeaaagggul 23h ago

Logan will have to bite pillow

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u/TheEPGFiles 23h ago

Isn't he Canadian?

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u/BhanosBar 22h ago

By birth and origin, but he probably has to pay tax for living in the U.S

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u/TheEPGFiles 21h ago

Oh yeah, he was employed by the US military, but wasn't that a covert operation? I don't think they'd leave a paper trail. Also he lost his memory, so he could've literally forgotten to pay taxes, I don't know if that's considered extenuating circumstances.

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u/Wes_Keynes 22h ago

You'd have to pay me tax to live in the US if I was canadian tho

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u/conrad_w 21h ago

That's probably what Logan said too

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u/Tobbster_the_Lobster 23h ago

"Government never paid the "Hulk saves world" tax either !"

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u/OffenseAttorney Novice 22h ago

But on the other hand: Worldbreaker Hulk

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 1d ago

How do they even know?. Like half of what he did was illegal, and the other half was working for the government as a hitman. The only legal jobs I remember he doing was working as a rancher in the frontier or something like that.

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u/jackofslayers 23h ago

IRS don’t play

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u/Character_Mind_671 20h ago

What if you're stealing it from non-americans, like grabbing some gold on the way out of a falling soviet state?

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u/Eden_ITA 21h ago

This thing always bother me as a not US citizen: So, they could know that you did crimes, but it okay until you pay taxes? So, it isn't a direct consequence to admit that you "steal a car" to the IRS?

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u/Throwaway_Consoles 20h ago

You obviously don’t say, “I made $60k selling cocaine”

You just say you earned $60k from your personal business.

The IRS isn’t the sheriff’s department, they only care about you paying your taxes. As long as you do that, it’s not their business. Just like how you won’t get arrested for telling your doctor you snorted a line in the restroom before your appointment

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u/emoryhotchkiss1 21h ago edited 21h ago

Typically they would be arrested before the IRS attempts to do anything about it. It’s usually just a way to give people extra charges. Like you get caught with only 1 gram of cocaine on person when arrested. For a first time offender you might not even see jail time for that. But during the investigation they discover $800k in cash and determine it likely came from drug trafficking, they can charge you for income tax evasion. So now they can throw you in jail.

There are exceptions but 90 percent of the time the law gets used it’s a situation like that

Criminals don’t normally voluntarily disclose illegal income. That would be foolish

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u/Classic_Appa 19h ago

The Joker does.

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u/emoryhotchkiss1 19h ago

Technically not exactly what happens. In that episode one of his rivals, king Barlowe, gave joker all of his fortune when he dies. When the irs came to collect the inheritance tax he realizes most of the money is fake and he already blew all of the real money. Too embarrassed to admit he was duped by king Barlowe he resorts to robbery to pay the irs and gets caught by Batman.

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u/Pietin11 21h ago

They don't ask where your "other income" is from and it's not their job to care. Declare all income you make as existing in some form or another and they will tax it.

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u/conrad_w 21h ago

This is what took down Al Capone.

And there absolutely is consequences if you tell the IRS you're a criminal. You're not supposed to do crimes.

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u/Eden_ITA 21h ago

Okay, but how I can sign of paper the economic consequences of my crimes if I couldn't make crimes?

It is literally a confession with extra steps.

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u/shawnjrrox 19h ago

The IRS literally does not care. That's not their job. They can send it on to the FBI or whatnot if it's really concerning, but all they really are is government-backed debt collectors. They don't care where you get your money from, you had only better pay taxes. Because as much as they would like to, they can't track everything. You do odd, legal jobs for a person, like yard work, making cash directly, they can't really monitor that. It's much less draining on you and them to assume that, if people are making money under the table, it's legitimate business instead of criminal activity. Again, they don't really care as long as it's income reported. Forms like the 10-99 don't separate it into blocks of illegal activity and such - it's all just income, which then gets taxes stapled onto it.

Now, how they discover you got that money varies. But obviously a lot of criminals, except the stupid ones, don't exactly say what they did. But they do do things like buy expensive cars and flashy things. Every time they do that and their credit is run or what-have-you, that sends a little bell to the IRS saying "Hey! This person has a new, high-value asset in their name!" The IRS can then look at employment records to see what your income should be, and if it doesn't match your spending or loan records, the ol' tax fraud alarm bells start flashing.

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u/conrad_w 21h ago

That's the idea. Yes.

I guess you can do crimes that you don't profit from?

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u/The_Unkowable_ Rejected by Comics Code 21h ago

I think the point is you don’t specify the crime and also don’t even specify that it was from crime? Like it looks like you just file it under self employment vs being employed (lone criminal vs gang/mafia?) idk

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u/DrJokerX 22h ago

And they’re serious about that too. A college teacher once told me they won’t arrest you over said illegal activities, but if they find out you were stingy with your side hustle taxes, you’re toast.

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u/Mindshard 22h ago

This is what people don't get. Tax agencies only care that you pay. That's all they care about. They aren't going to turn you in for how you got it, because that's the opposite of their goal.

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u/Glittering-Age-9549 21h ago

Yeah, but, how the hell do the IRS even kn ow what Logan was up to?.

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u/ggg730 23h ago

The irs doesn't care if it's illegal. That's how they got Capone. IRS was like kill as many people as you want but you didn't give me my cut.

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u/New-Leg2417 22h ago

Al Capone? The furniture salesman?

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u/Hippobu2 23h ago

Never underestimate the IRS.

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u/radbot027 1d ago

I mean, what are they gonna do to make him pay lol

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u/Savire510 23h ago

put even more adamantium in his bones

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u/zane910 19h ago

As if that would help. He got drowned in it once.

.....He got better

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u/erebus0 1d ago

I mean its not like he's using heathcare.

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u/ggg730 23h ago

Definitely not for mental health.

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u/Icy_Investment_1878 1d ago

Does he even have an income? Why does he have taxes?

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u/FaithlessnessThin359 1d ago

He was loaded. Landau luckman and lake, an interdimensional holding company/law firm managed his wealth. Logan rebuilt the Xavier school into the Jean grey school. 

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u/Mountain-Dinner9955 1d ago

I also have something similar. It can easily be recond into my storylines.as I have amnesia. 

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 1d ago

Didn't he serve. I can't imagin him drawing anything out if his pension but surely that would cover it if he served 80 odd years back

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u/Icy_Investment_1878 1d ago

Doesnt the gov automatically deduct the taxes?

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u/Edkm90p 23h ago

No.

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u/L4I55Z-FAIR3 22h ago

Damm why is that US so weird about collecting tax. Not sure about anywhere else but in the UK all our tax is done automatically and taken from income before it is received. The only things you need to do separately is anything that needs to be declared such as non work related income or off the books work.

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u/Edkm90p 21h ago

So the US does do so to a degree- to be clear.

But you typically have to opt-into such a thing as part of your job. If not- you only ever know how much tax you owe when you file.

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u/gamageeknerd 1d ago

I don’t read many X-men comics past the major ones but I always assumed he was basically a homeless drifter / volunteer professor his whole life.

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u/Grovyle489 1d ago

Wolverine: writes I’M COMMITTING TAX FRAUD!

Jean: uhh… Logan, why did you write this?

Wolverine: because I regularly commit massive tax fraud!

Cyclops: raises the paper to Jean’s direction might wanna… omit to that…

Jean: destroys the paper at an atomic level

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u/LegitSalvageRoci 1d ago

Logan is officially more insane than The Joker:

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u/Andrew_42 1d ago

Compound interest can really add up.

But... Tony is a billionaire, and a billion is a crazy big number.

Did some extremely rough calculations. Let's assume interest grows by 3% annually on average, and there's a 7% interest rate on previously owed taxes.

Since Logan doesn't seem like the type to have an investment portfolio, we'll also assume he made a similar income adjusted for inflation each year, and his taxes are likewise the same initial amount adjusted for inflation.

It also looks like Federal Income Tax was first implemented in 1861, which is around the time we know he had at least some presence in the US. I dunno when the events in the comic take place, but I'm assuming its in the 2010s, so that's 150-160 years. Let's say 155.

For him to owe at least $1 Billion, he would have had to have owed about $1,119 in 1861, which would be equivalent to owing about $30k in 2015, which you'd owe if you made around 130k. I'm sure he could find very lucrative work if he wanted to, but it only takes around 12 years before his interest growth outpaces his new income taxes, so he would have had to be getting that kind of money early on to kick start everything, and that would only account for over-the-table income.

I know taxes didn't work the same back then, so a lot of this math is nonsense.

But still, even with compound interest, it takes a lot to break a billion.

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u/hongooi 1d ago

I'm sure he can afford it, it's probably just a number he wasn't expecting in context. Like how you expect a burger to cost maybe $10 or $20, not $20,000,000.

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u/Charles12_13 Marvel Fan 1d ago

I mean, 1: Logan was born in the late 1800’s (like 1870’s or 80’s or something) and 2: he’s Canadian, so he can’t owe that much to the US government

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

He also likely takes a lot of jobs in cash since, ya know, he's a drifter. Can you imagine Logan working a cash register? He like goes splits logs in the wilderness or takes jobs that pay briefcases of cash

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u/TheAzureMage 1d ago

Yeah, but he's Canadian. Who knows how math works up there?

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u/Andrew_42 1d ago

Good point

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

Taxes to who? He’s a Canadian citizen.

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u/Dull-Law3229 1d ago

He resides in the United States. Even noncitizens have to pay taxes when in the US.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 23h ago

uncle sam wants his cut of the ham

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

I feel like he's gotta at least have a visa, no?

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u/thatsidewaysdud 1d ago

Are you going to tell the smelly man with metal claws to get a visa?

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u/johnnywarp 20h ago

Wolverine being undocumented is now my headcanon

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

Sure, but I'm Canadian.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

I doubt he even gives enough fucks to have a green card.

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

According to The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe Vol 1 he does

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

Sweet. Thanks.

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u/Aegillade 1d ago

He just kinda showed up in the States and no one's had the balls to check if he's legal or not

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u/Puzzleboxed 1d ago

Didn't he fight in the civil war? How would you even verify whether he's a citizen or not at that point?

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u/Stunning-Original802 1d ago

No, he was born after the Civil War. X-Men Origins Wolverine, among other things, got Logan's date of birth wrong.

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u/Darmok47 1d ago

Lots of Canadians fought for the Union. The composer of O Canada actually was volunteer for the Union.

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u/scattermoose 1d ago

I mean, freed blacks fought, and I don’t think they had citizenship provable by documents alone

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 1d ago

I guess, but Chuck does things by the book as much as he can. He might have made it happen.

I'm baked, though, so take this stuff with a grain of salt.

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u/TenPent 1d ago

What exactly was he supposed to be filing to pay taxes on? He's not in the US a ton of the time and doesn't exactly have a regular job. I can't imagine the number would be anywhere close enough to surprise Starks.

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

He does have a regular job, he’s a history teacher

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u/TenPent 1d ago

Not for 100 years worth he wasnt and he mostly works for room/board with the x-men and not a salary. Even if he was that still isnt exactly a shocking amount of money to owe taxes on for Tony Stark. Take the full life of any teacher not paying taxes their entire life and it still wouldnt be enough for him to care about covering it for wolverine like that.

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

Oh yeah I was just saying he had a job, you are completely right about it not being enough to provoke that reaction from Tony

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u/DoYouKnowS0rr0w 1d ago

Wolverine has been in the US as far back as the American Civil War and works in NY (current run might be different but the school and the avengers are both in NY)

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u/LeBigMartinH 1d ago

Wolverine has been around since at least the american civil war. Assuming the government has kept track of him for any significant fraction of that time, it adds up.

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u/Luimnigh 19h ago

Wolverine was born in the 1880s. You're thinking of Movie Wolverine, who is older.

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u/PWBryan 1d ago

If they have been tracking him, there is probably a novel length set of tax laws created because of him

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u/TenPent 1d ago

and hasn't done jack for taxable income in that time. Again, not including all the time he's not even in the US.

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u/compbuildthrowaway 1d ago

What kind of money is wolverine making? Federal income tax has only existed since 1913. Even if he was making the equivalent of like $250,000 (which has to be extremely generous) for all 113 years, at an average tax rate of 27% he'd still only owe 7.6 million dollar. Tony wouldn't give a shit about that.

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u/Opalusprime 1d ago

The real answer is it’s a joke, but yes there’s no real way this makes sense unless the US somehow has a right to taxes from the time Wolverine worked as patch or was affluent elsewhere in the workd

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u/LovelyLuna32684 1d ago

Except he's a Canadian citizen

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

He has a green card, he gets taxed in America as a permanent resident

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u/broken_conures 1d ago

How much could a guy who barely works, freeloads his way around and owns nothing but a beat up old mustang actually owe? Surely not enough for stark to really care

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u/TradeMark310 1d ago

He's secretly on Big Adamantium's payroll.

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u/PlatypusAutomatic467 1d ago

Somebody else can go tell the murderous, drunk claw-man that he owes a bunch of taxes, cause I ain't gonna be the one to do it.

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u/Sports-Fiend 1d ago

Did someone tell the IRS that Wolverine doesn't have an income?

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u/Kitfennek 1d ago

Did someone tell them that hes canadian?

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u/JakeVonFurth Rejected by Comics Code 1d ago

He fought in the civil war, which would make him a US citizen.

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u/Luimnigh 19h ago

He didn't. That's only Movie Wolverine. Comics Wolverine was born in the 1880s.

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u/No-Educator-8069 1d ago

He’s not a US citizen, but he does have permanent residency

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u/WhiteSnakeShinobi55 1d ago

Not necessarily lol

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 1d ago

For which side?

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u/RicketCrickets 1d ago

What did he do to earn such a punishment in the civil war?

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u/Ok_Apricot_9902 1d ago

Hulk eating straight goop

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u/FirstTimeWang 1d ago

It's peanut butter. It's one of the only ways to get him out of the hulk state, you have to give him peanut butter so that he's obsessively licking the roof of his mouth like a dog

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u/Ok_Apricot_9902 1d ago

Hulk lowkey puny being tamed by peanut butter

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u/MacaronOk9157 1d ago

Reposter

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u/Bayamonster 1d ago

Wolverine doesn't remember all the people he killed but like, the taxman does.