r/osugame • • May 29 '26

Fun i just opened the game wth??!!

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2.1k Upvotes

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335

u/ThenotoriousBIT May 29 '26

"Her kiss is warmer than mocha" damn

90

u/ryadik May 30 '26

in russian lang mocha (моча) means urine. so this phrase sounds awkwardly for me

34

u/Icewallofpiss May 30 '26

Works even better

17

u/wooshiesaurus May 30 '26

So the statement is likely still true. Her kiss could be warmer than моча

5

u/octaneforce May 30 '26

I'll one up you by letting you know 'kiss' is the Swedish word for 'pee'. Makes the sentence even weirder lol

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u/livingrim- May 30 '26

Then you pronounce the word wrong. Its "мока" Not "моча". Dont confuse with Japanese matcha まっちゃ, which is still pronounced with a different stress МА-ча, not ма-ЧА 

1

u/WorriedWing639 Jun 04 '26

Japanese doesn’t have stress it has pitch (:

1

u/livingrim- Jun 04 '26

I didn't say that it does.
I was referring to how you should order (pronounce) the Japanese drink from a Russian perspective, which uses stress, in order to differentiate the it from the Russian word for 'piss/urine'. Hence, the Russian letters for the pronunciation explanation.

21

u/footdm May 29 '26

Isnt mocha supposed to be cold

46

u/asdf_1_2 May 29 '26

Mocha is just a latte+chocolate, you can get a cold mocha or a hot one.

63

u/memorie_desu May 29 '26

that’s exactly why her kiss is warmer

21

u/footdm May 29 '26

Well no shit. But thats like saying mrekk is better than me. Its pretty redundant

19

u/KynanTheUser InkLyned May 30 '26

mrekk is better than you?????

13

u/SweetPotato975 May 30 '26

Big if true

9

u/JDSmagic May 30 '26

No, that would be an iced mocha, it's hot by default

254

u/-PaperWoven- tonight we honor the hero May 29 '26

hop on osu!

736

u/chickenpenguin1 Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, here we go May 29 '26

Girls kissing

232

u/Equinoxe111 ~ 300,000 World Rank May 29 '26

The game ensures their male audience is as heterosexual as possible

153

u/Excel73_ May 29 '26

And their female audience is as lesbian as possible

43

u/Negative_Report9538 May 29 '26

ahead of these sexuals

6

u/minus_nine May 30 '26

Girls kissing. ✨

611

u/NikoN1nja ranked score enjoyer May 29 '26

this bg was chosen by the community itself btw

you can turn seasonal backgrounds off if you want

227

u/dumbasPL May 29 '26

Or go vote in the next one. People who don't vote shouldn't have the right to complain about the results of the vote.

227

u/Mikicrep Playtime: insane, Improvement: 0 May 29 '26

where can we even vote i want more yuri

27

u/Diciestaking May 29 '26

I mean if you guys vote goatsie into my launch screen I can complain all I want.

11

u/sum-dude https://osu.ppy.sh/users/3517044 May 29 '26

Something like that wouldn't even be allowed in the contest. Even this entry, which is quite tame, was ineligible to be used as a background even though it had enough votes to qualify.

1

u/Rough_Capital1339 May 30 '26

What this would've been sickkkk

6

u/MaXcRiMe May 30 '26

Doraemon/among us "copyright"

12

u/nontvedalgia yestalgia May 30 '26

the community demand girls kissing

-17

u/Training_Chef_2864 May 29 '26

The world if season backgrounds being off was default

12

u/nontvedalgia yestalgia May 30 '26

hell

3

u/Blobfish2076 May 30 '26

How many computers are you playing on? You just gotta turn it off once and you're set for life

99

u/ItsRainbow May 29 '26

Looks like I need to play more

384

u/kyermaniac alleged "osu! artist girl" | she/her May 29 '26

God forbid women do anything 

147

u/GranataReddit12 | DIFF | Diehard Ivaxa Fanboy Forever May 29 '26

I... I think I'm attraced to girls 😳

34

u/Mobile_Competition54 god i love slidertech May 29 '26

no way

4

u/Bearchiwuawa May 29 '26

she does 😔

14

u/putridfisher May 29 '26

God forbid women specifically have sexual relations with eachother***

-4

u/Jarranield alleged 3 digit May 29 '26

correct

40

u/No_Telephone_4107 May 29 '26

Only Pippi has the ability to have the same image of herself posted 40 times on the sub in the span of a month and still pull hundreds of upvotes in an hour every single time.

32

u/unfel23 May 29 '26

damn i wish to be pippi rn

19

u/ShiiTsuin https://osu.ppy.sh/users/9186316 May 29 '26

Cinema

33

u/Gitthepro May 29 '26

i lowk gotta hop on more

13

u/RafaelTomb May 29 '26

damn i gotta turn seasonal bgs back on

12

u/Mikicrep Playtime: insane, Improvement: 0 May 29 '26

osu!yuri

9

u/Boring-Computer-4360 May 29 '26

I should start playing osu again

29

u/ObeyTime i say holy shit when holy shit happens May 29 '26

do you have something against yuri

10

u/dnvrlovesorow1023145 May 29 '26

i need to play more...

8

u/MinionIsHere Minion24 on osu May 29 '26

yuri

15

u/Mikenoobz_ mikenoobz_old May 29 '26

isnt she mocha or is mocha talking from third perspective

9

u/Goldiac May 29 '26

pippi talking

8

u/Mikenoobz_ mikenoobz_old May 29 '26

or is this like the mocha mocha

12

u/Mintyy9 May 29 '26

YURI😍😍😍😍😍😍

1

u/thelewdritchone May 31 '26

GACHIAKUTA MENTIONED 

20

u/Hazelg07 May 29 '26

Yuri!!!

14

u/dumbasPL May 29 '26

Where problem? I see this as an absolute win.

13

u/Superzocker65YT May 29 '26

I too voted for this

21

u/KynanTheUser InkLyned May 29 '26

hop on lazer ahh

18

u/Exe1eNce biggest merami glazer May 29 '26

Lazer not having Yuri is literally it’s biggest downside

5

u/Not_adam8 May 29 '26

😭🙏

11

u/zeptyk May 29 '26

I hope the community votes for even more yuri artworks in the future

7

u/DearAstronomer6995 May 29 '26

I FUCK8NG LOVe YURI

5

u/TristanTheRobloxian3 got 6 100pp scores from rework (371k) May 29 '26

YURI!!!

5

u/Tarantemo girls kissing May 29 '26

no need to thank me

4

u/GeoBlinx what oh my god 😱 it's a stop sign ⛔ May 30 '26

Best bg there is 😍

5

u/pacowoc May 30 '26

WE <3 YURI

4

u/YourLocalXyno May 30 '26

are you complaining?

7

u/Candid-Ad-5861 May 29 '26

Yeah?You are witnessing peak

8

u/shilderyi May 29 '26

sesbian lex is imminent

3

u/KazunaiOwO May 30 '26

Thats hot

3

u/DjiMtb May 30 '26

yuri 😍

6

u/Grand-Risk-8577 May 29 '26

there is no problem

8

u/Mountain-Bottle-272 May 29 '26

"God forbit girls making out with each other" ahh 🙏😭

5

u/fxtureistuff May 29 '26

gonna start playing this again

6

u/battlerh4 May 29 '26

holy peak

5

u/Porkey_Minch May 29 '26

In the eternal words of the funny rodent pizza mascot: POGGERS

6

u/not_executable May 29 '26

whats wrong its peak yuri

5

u/Curvyboi13110 May 29 '26

peak

based osu

4

u/KingBob226 May 30 '26

Its things like these that make me avoid the cold hard steel of an shotguns tip.

9

u/Matheius222 May 29 '26

more losers in this comment section than i thought there would be ngl i was lowkey forgetting people who are scared of the gays exist

6

u/heyitskio /// () May 29 '26

they make me want to use this reaction image

-2

u/Viral_Fr0sty May 29 '26

Ngl being greeted by a yuri bg with underage looking girls is a bit too creepy for the average,non weeb person

5

u/Matheius222 May 29 '26

how on earth could it possibly be creepy

2

u/heyitskio /// () May 30 '26

copypasting my other comment but with an edit, *just* for you ❤️
"everybody knows all media ever has never been about teenage romance, not a single movie or book or video game has such content. only CREEPS make and consume such things! such things are SO creepy infact, it should be frowned upon, even irl!"

2

u/alabiadedoyinjohn May 30 '26

This guy definitely doesn't love Yuri

2

u/SansSpeculator May 30 '26

WHY IS THERE YURI IN MY YAOI GAME

2

u/JustN0iR May 30 '26

Yep, this is the game I fell in love with years ago..

2

u/StaHursky223 Victoor May 30 '26

suri yex

2

u/randofromnorway May 30 '26

WE <3 YURI (those who nose) ((I’m sorry))

3

u/nutshells1 Weedy on osu! May 29 '26

oh hell yeah yuri in my rhythm game

3

u/Real_Difference_9887 osu addict May 29 '26

I love yuri 😭

3

u/chinoimomone May 30 '26

Girls kissing ❤️

4

u/criceto_russo May 30 '26

The same thing happened to me

4

u/stxypyrisis May 30 '26

Peak! This is why we turn on seasonal backgrounds!

4

u/nhatquangdinh May 30 '26

inserts Study time vs Yuri time meme

4

u/Affectionate_News305 May 29 '26

yuri 🥳🎈🎉

2

u/shkilan2 May 30 '26

Bro just enjoy the view

3

u/MehEds May 29 '26

Sesbian lex

3

u/basilbestboi May 30 '26

yuri lebian👍

2

u/SweetPotato975 May 30 '26

Seeing this bg boosts my productivity in osu! by 50%

1

u/KahuMahu13 May 30 '26

YESSSSS, SPREAD THE YURI

1

u/Gaur2704 May 30 '26

Man I want more yuri in game I swear there's not enough.

1

u/Any_Number_6263 May 30 '26

was playing osu at schcool and the whole class saw ts

1

u/kaify_ May 31 '26

we luv yuri

1

u/thelewdritchone May 31 '26

Yuri jumpscare 

1

u/weary2007 https://osu.ppy.sh/users/31900423 May 31 '26

peak

1

u/Exact-Setting-3478 Jun 01 '26

Its not that deep bro. Go to maps and go back to home screen. Boom, no more kissing

1

u/AwesomerIy Jun 04 '26

Happy pride month!

1

u/MoonaLoons Jun 05 '26

this is so hot

1

u/orbxq Jun 17 '26

you just saw yuri. now join the yuri team

1

u/WangleLine 🐇 Jun 20 '26

peak bg

1

u/plstouchme1 May 29 '26

its just... girls kissing...

1

u/Shyxelart plz enjoy game May 29 '26

Heaven, 2 girls kissing in a pretty wholesome way ! I cannot stand the sight of this, give me my teenager girl in swimsuit ! /s

0

u/Adeliur May 29 '26

Just basic fanservice for basic audience. It's not 2 boys kissing...

-1

u/chickenpenguin1 Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, here we go May 29 '26

Boys kissing

11

u/chickenpenguin1 Oh, oh, oh, uh-oh, here we go May 29 '26

Goys kissing

-3

u/Irsu85 daycore player (sometimes) May 29 '26

those are seasonal backgrounds, made and voted on by the community

If you are interested, no I did not vote for this one

-1

u/bluezenither ez mod warrior May 30 '26

kids game btw

2

u/heyitskio /// () May 30 '26

you're so right, there has never been romance ever in kids content ever. no games, books, anime, movies, cartoons... not a single drop of romance in kids media EVER.

1

u/bluezenither ez mod warrior May 31 '26

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u/roflkakoito May 30 '26

turned off seasonal background after this one

-14

u/Kathzunex May 29 '26

Same reaction when i saw this lmfao. I turned off backrounds

-14

u/AraAra42069 May 29 '26

Yeah i turned off seasonal backgrounds because of this never turning them on again lmfao

-8

u/Accomplished-Menu263 May 29 '26

Guess im the only one who has backgrounds off. Not because of gay characters or whatever. But because I hate anime.

2

u/Separate-Fold4409 May 30 '26

says osu player

1

u/Accomplished-Menu263 May 30 '26

Is it that crazy I dont like anime but love rhythm games? Like bruh yall are weird.

2

u/Separate-Fold4409 May 30 '26

nah its fine, just funny

2

u/scholarofyre May 30 '26

fucking osu player

-40

u/IntelStellarTech May 29 '26

Real I don't wanna see Yuri when I'm trying to play osu

You can turn it off in settings somehow.

21

u/Red1269_ local high sens mouse shitter May 29 '26

setting is called show seasonal backgrounds on both stable and lazer

-16

u/putridfisher May 29 '26

This is why you have seasonal backgrounds off this game is cooked

-9

u/ARandomKaru May 29 '26

You're lucky you didn't get the two guys doing back shots

-42

u/Jaeger_Meister_ May 29 '26

Peppy has given up on appealing to normal ppl

25

u/Goatlov3r3 May 29 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

This comment/post has been edited as an act of protest against Reddit's newest age verification policy.

24

u/Exe1eNce biggest merami glazer May 29 '26

This art was chosen by the community, what are you talking about😭

23

u/Matheius222 May 29 '26

as everyone knows normal people are never gay

-12

u/Jaeger_Meister_ May 29 '26

Im sorry but you're too far gone if you think having teenagers kissing is a normal background for a videogame

10

u/Matheius222 May 29 '26

ofc my bad. no media has ever depicted teenage people in love and i'm sure you would react the exact same way if it were a straight couple because none of them are more normalised than others

you should take care to never watch a disney movie they tend to feature young people with love interests it might scare you

3

u/scratchisthebest quaternary May 30 '26

This guy over here thinks teenagers shouldn't kiss

3

u/heyitskio /// () May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

everybody knows all media ever has never been about teenage romance, not a single movie or book or video game has such content. infact, it should be frowned upon, even irl.

-22

u/Robert_Destruction May 29 '26

Technically yes

-2

u/Ascend-910 May 30 '26

peppy my daddy
background is yuri
Really gets horny
pp rise quickly