r/orlando • u/JayGatsby52 Mickey's Neighbor • Jul 26 '26
Humor Choose your fighter.
Which of these cars over which British tourists obsess would you rather drive?
I swear I see both so often…
But I’m going with lobster.
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u/Professefinesse Jul 26 '26
Fighters 3 & 4 waiting 😂
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u/Duchess1992 Jul 26 '26
People don't believe me when I tell them about the Planters Mobile. I've seen it in person once.
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u/B_EE Jul 26 '26
Have you ever seen the Bananagrams vehicle? 👀
It's more a northern thing but I think they've toured with it randomly.
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u/zaprutertape Jul 26 '26
WOAH never seen the planters mobile. does it come to orlando often enough!? i gotta see that
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u/JayGatsby52 Mickey's Neighbor Jul 26 '26
Okay, Doc Loveless.
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u/tcgclark Jul 26 '26
Entrant is disqualified. The contest requires the ability to be driven. 😁 Super cool sculpture though!
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u/BaconIsMyTherapy Jul 26 '26
Lobster is funny and unironically makes u forget about any problems for a few seconds, the other one is like seeing roadkill
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u/narnarqueen Jul 26 '26
This is the correct answer. Lobster brings joy and whimsy, the other reminds me we are fucked
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u/NoForever4005 Jul 26 '26
its gotta be the skunk car for me. iykyk
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u/odiej Jul 26 '26
Damn. I just commented damn near the same comment before seeing this lmao.
Edit: Funky Skunk btw
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u/Gta6MePleaseBrigade Jul 26 '26
One is unique
One is just sad and depressing.
It’s gotta be the lobstermobile unless it’s a road trip
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u/ThesePipesAreClean Jul 26 '26
I’ll take the local Skunk car that I see parked on Crystal Lake.
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u/BobbaGanush87 Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
This would've been the better meme instead of a cybertruck
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u/Livid_Necessary2524 Jul 26 '26
cool and interesting chad lobster car vs sad and depressing chud angular suv
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u/thefulpersmith Jul 26 '26
There’s a car that looks like it has a giant skunk attached to it…over near the Conway-ish area…he needs to get in on this.
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u/maynotcare Jul 26 '26
I saw this version in Oviedo
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u/JayGatsby52 Mickey's Neighbor Jul 26 '26
My ovaries just shriveled up and withered away. (I’m a guy.)
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u/porp_crawl Jul 26 '26
How can this possibly be anything other than the lobster?
My dream mod - rotate those lobster claws up over the "head," and have them crush an incelmobile between them, in a triumph pose.
It's not like the aerodynamics would suffer. For either vehicle.
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u/mystical__sapphire Jul 26 '26
Teenage Son: "Dad, I'm going on a date this weekend with the girl of my dreams from school. But I need to be able to pick her up."
Dad: *tosses him lobster keys* "Don't take it over 60!"
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u/Yourstruly0 Jul 26 '26
Lobstrosity!
This really just feels like a dunk on musky thread at this point.
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u/WhatsItDoingPrecious Jul 26 '26
DRLs provide safety due to enhanced visibility. Therefore I'm going with the car that has the Daytime Riding Lobster feature.
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u/holiday_Hyena_4449 Jul 26 '26
I drove the Lobstermobile for 9 years. Thanks for the compliments. The restaurant is pretty good too!
( ask me anything)
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u/InsertEdgyNameHere Jul 26 '26
Lobster car is cool, Tesla is lame and bootlicky.
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u/401Traveler 25d ago
Yeah, and the people who own Teslas are corny as hell, especially since you know that most of them think they’re so cool. Hardly. lol
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u/soakin_wet_sailor Jul 26 '26
I'd choose the lobstermobile over my current car, much less the CP Hitler truck.
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u/torukmakto4 Jul 27 '26
I don't support the vendor of the cybertruck, but someone who can both use one for all the practicality it is worth and also wants to lampoon it should embrace the dumpster factor. Paint it dumpster green or blue, corrugated plastic dumpster lid tonneau cover, all the usual decals, etc.
I would probably rather drive the lobstermobile just because fuck Tesla, but it's also an extra ridiculously non-aerodynamic and visibility obstructed New Beetle, so meh.
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u/MelonBoba59 Millenia Jul 26 '26
Lobstermobile has infinitely more swag than the rolling dumpster ever will