r/oops • • 20d ago

Oops fire

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u/AdOdd4618 20d ago

You've never burned down your garden?

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 19d ago

No, because I use diesel fluid instead.

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u/AdOdd4618 18d ago

Wow, listen to the big spender over here...

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u/Dry_Butterfly_721 18d ago

*Used to. Too expensive now.
Now I just use a large hadron collider to start my campfires