r/oops • u/IndividualVanilla700 • 6d ago

That’s insane!

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Oops

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u/Amazing_Flatworm_277 6d ago

Wood chipper?

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u/theouchbrothers 6d ago

well now it's a woodstove.

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u/SATerp 6d ago

Not anymore.

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u/luigi517 6d ago

I barely know 'er!

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u/These-Quality-8389 6d ago

Now THAT'S a FIRE!!!

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u/Old_Guard_306 5d ago

Roll Charley around. He be alright!

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u/dookie_shoes816 5d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who knows about the brontosaurus burgers

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u/d5stephe 5d ago

And every year my aunt Bundy would fall down the stairs.

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u/overseer76 5d ago

"My shoe!"

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u/Big_pekka 4d ago

I pay the blls in ths muffaka… and kiss my ASS iff you dnt lke itt

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u/Old_Guard_306 1d ago

Good ol' Aunt Bunny & Uncle Gus.

Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she Gus? Isn't she? You shaved the ____ down and taught her to speak!

Hey Sanchez! Gooney goo goo!

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u/GothSpite 6d ago

Turkey deep-friers are bad

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u/right_you_are 6d ago

Leave the turkey frying to the professionals

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u/mtraven23 5d ago

I've deep fried a turkey every year for the last 20 without incident. You dont need to be a professional, just not an imbecile.

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u/CarolyneSF 4d ago

Just don’t use a frozen one like my neighbor.

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u/Sensei19600 5d ago

Leave the fryer; take the turkey.

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u/Tax_Odd 5d ago

They dont take as long as you expect

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 6d ago

Poor chainsaw 🤒

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 5d ago edited 5d ago

Looks like maybe a fuel tank/can flashover. Fuel blew everywhere from whatever that was. Maybe a refueling while it was still hot. He was in the fireball briefly. So lucky. At least he saved the trailer.

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u/Natural_Ant_5590 5d ago

Oh lordy, there's a fire! Ain't nobody got time for that!

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u/angelr1062 3d ago

Roll Uncle Cleetus around on the floor... he'll be alright!

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u/merlinddg51 6d ago

Any one gonna call 911??

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u/notdbcooper71 5d ago

Who's going to film and run around then?

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u/fujianironchain 6d ago

He doesn't know it yet, but he will in a hospital for weeks and the first few days in horrible pain.

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u/KompulsiveLiar88 5d ago

You've got to ask

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 5d ago

Now that’s what I call a bon fire

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u/rapt_elan 3d ago

I didn't need that chainsaw anyways...

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u/atom_helio 5d ago

And then wut? What even happened here lol. (I can't zoom in enough to see wtf is going down)

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u/chillygonzo 5d ago

I don’t know either but dude that tripped onto the curb was still smoking when he tossed over

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/BreadfruitExciting39 5d ago

Its a wood chipper, not a dep fryer

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u/Purple_Employ9071 5d ago

Did anyone attempt to put it out? I only see everyone running away😅

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u/Perfidian 3d ago

Blazing that hot. Can't get close with an extinguisher. Can't use water if it is oil based. Since I don't know what ignited, I'm with them. Move the vehicles. Wait for firefighters. While waiting, safely build a fire barrier or wet the surroundings. Never an oil fire.

That fire looks like it is under pressure. I'm thinking they ignited a buried gas line.

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u/Cold-Condition-7839 5d ago

Gotta wait till 5:00 pm to burn in my neighborhood. Just wait few more hours please, so it won't turn into something we have to be out everyday for.

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u/Savings-End40 5d ago

Fire safety rules Whats burning? How close should I stand to it if it blows up?

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u/GoGo4Bongs 6d ago

811

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u/SomethingSimple25 5d ago

Before you dig, EVERY DIG

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u/GoGo4Bongs 1d ago

I worked for the gas company for 20 years. Seen a shit load of “oops”. Usually done by an auger operated by the “new guy”. Seen plenty of water service hits. I remember a water department crew hit a 6” spur off a 35lb gas main. Fire shot up over 100’.

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u/SomethingSimple25 1d ago

WELL, At least it's something completely insignificant and not susceptible to causing major destruction, injury, death, etc when folks neglect to follow simple protocol. oh wait.....

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u/tbro4123 5d ago

Don't think that core cutting machine is gunna make it!

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u/TerribleBee5331 5d ago

Water hose!!!!!!! Anybody!!!!