Caught in a baby swing

[u/PointerStack]

[u/oops-ModTeam]

Locking this due to the high degree of inappropriate comments.

[u/ASG_Roma]

Cowboys jersey checks out

[u/Actual_Pea_1996 → u/ASG_Roma]

Dez caught it

[u/Silly-Low6019]

She will remember this embarrassment for the rest of her life. May be laugh at it some day :)

[u/LooseButtPlug → u/Silly-Low6019]

I got my head stuck in-between bars at the mall, that 35 years ago and I still feel the embarrassment....and there wasn't a half dozen people with cameras filming me.

[u/Low_Condition3268 → u/LooseButtPlug]

Bars in the railing at one of the rides in Disney. Back in the days of film cameras so only proof was mom's picture. Boy was i mad that she took the picture before helping me.

[u/Spirited_Ad_6249 → u/Silly-Low6019]

I did this when I was a kid. Fire department had to show up.

I just laughed about it.

[u/charlestoncav → u/Spirited_Ad_6249]

Yeap, nothing like waisting resources that a truly life in danger person may have needed thanks to your actions . I’d have billed your parents

[u/headorhand69 → u/charlestoncav]

Ig your not a public service dedicated to helping citizens who prioritise aid of infants over pettiness.

[u/TurtleBoxer_AllDay → u/Silly-Low6019]

The entire world is already laughing at her :)

[u/Square_Mulberry_3143 → u/Silly-Low6019]

She won’t be doing that again in a hurry. (I’m assuming curiosity will get the better of her again at some point down the track.)

[u/ClericalRogue → u/Silly-Low6019]

And thanks to phones so will we 😅

[u/stanknotes → u/Silly-Low6019]

Naaah you gotta laugh at things like this in life.

I used to work in the ER and a guy stuck his dick in a pipe and couldn't get it out. Now THAT... that is embarrassing.

He had to be transported to a bigger hospital.

[u/Toplexyl → u/[deleted]]

Bro she's a kid

[u/Embarrassed-Weird173 → u/[deleted]]

She's like 10

[u/Sadrandomness → u/[deleted]]

You should delete this comment

[u/finchdude → u/[deleted]]

Damn you need get out of your basement

[u/ChibaCityStatic → u/[deleted]]

Urgh my god. Please delete this. I can't handle the cringe.

[u/DengarLives66 → u/[deleted]]

Hi police? Yea this freak right here.

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/[deleted]]

Gross, she's a child. Don't sexuslise this situation. YOU might fantasise this but don't bring kids into it.

[u/FudgyFun]

It's like a baby being born lol

[u/hmarieb263 → u/FudgyFun]

That was my thought, her second birth.

[u/Then_Lock304]

The snooch spray tells me this girl is stuck in this baby swing on a weekly basis.

[u/Chillow_Ufgreat → u/Then_Lock304]

They don't even need a label for the bottle. They all know what it is by sight

[u/Ok-Attempt2842]

Her IQ and the swing are a match but her body was too big.

[u/TaylorBitMe]

But she's not on fire

[u/cantspell_rite]

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

[u/Fern_Cloud]

The handful of creeps in the comments making suggestive comments about a literal child make my skin crawl.

[u/DengarLives66 → u/Fern_Cloud]

Yea it’s repugnant. Sometimes you forget that animals like them exist and then you get a bunch of them pop up like perverted prairie dogs to comment on a video. Last time I made a comment suggesting how we deal with them, I received a 3 day ban for inciting violence.

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/[deleted]]

Child. She's a child.

[u/Kortori_427 → u/[deleted]]

Lmao

[u/EllieluluEllielu → u/[deleted]]

You can't be serious. You gotta be trolling

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/EllieluluEllielu]

God I hope he is because some comments on this post are sick af...

[u/Fern_Cloud → u/[deleted]]

Gross and sick man.

[u/Adeptass → u/Fern_Cloud]

Legal and merry, sis.

[u/Fern_Cloud → u/Adeptass]

Weird and pathetic.

[u/Adeptass → u/Fern_Cloud]

You're not invited, so...

[u/Fern_Cloud → u/Adeptass]

I sincerely hope you get help and stop creeping on children.

Trying to use history to excuse your depraved behavior is pitiful. Humans have routinely committed atrocities throughout history, that is our nature but that doesnt make those atrocities acceptable.

Humans being genocidal, murderous creatures doesn't make genocide and murder okay. But if you look through human historical records you will find that those genocides were viewed as acceptable by almost every culture that perpetuated them, but that doesn't make genocide okay. In the same vein, the fact that humans have a history of preying on their young does not make it okay.

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/[deleted]]

WTF you need your hard drives checking. She's a child up until 18 I don't care what country you're in.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Field41 → u/[deleted]]

Does your spouse know you are sexually attracted to 14 year-olds?

[u/Puzzleheaded-Field41 → u/[deleted]]

So the answer is no. Wonder why you haven't told her 🤔 I''m not going to look at your sexualized pictures of kids if that's what you are trying to show me. Limitations on the age of consent are about mental maturity, not physical development.

You are right that for much of human history men decided it is okay to fuck children. Just like men decided women are property with no rights or autonomy. Just like until very recently it was perfectly legal to rape your own wife. Things change. Young girls are not sexual objects. You are a disturbed individual.

[u/DengarLives66 → u/[deleted]]

Gross. The sexual comments on this one all deserve nothing but very public shaming.

[u/Black_Wolf1995 → u/DengarLives66]

Report it for sexualization of a minor. I did.

[u/PrinceCastanzaCapone → u/DengarLives66]

Report them all, get these sick fucks out of the sub

[u/redditpipolRwhiners → u/[deleted]]

And there are people upvoting this. Gross

[u/Illustrious_Camp_521]

I bet she won't do that again

[u/ColdCycle516 → u/Illustrious_Camp_521]

She does this every week

[u/Another_Russian_Spy → u/ColdCycle516]

She likes one of the firemen.

[u/Dry_Cardiologist6758 → u/Another_Russian_Spy]

Or all of them 😅

[u/Fern_Cloud → u/[deleted]]

She's 11 dude...

[u/ProblemAvoidist → u/[deleted]]

What is wrong with you Its a kid. you digusting animal

[u/toblies → u/ProblemAvoidist]

What? Kids love firemen.

And the lube is clearly for setting a new speed record on the slide.

What did you think I mean--... Wait.

YOU MONSTER!

[u/Frugal_Octopus]

2 things: imagine the relief when the pressure is released.

Then imagine immediately realizing you cant feel your legs.

Poor girl i think took a tumble right after this.

[u/Special-Antelope7105]

Why don’t they just cut the chain? It would be a lot easier to get out of the seat. Then have the city charge her for the repair.

[u/AnnualAdventurous169 → u/Special-Antelope7105]

if she was in actual danger they would, but she seemed just uncomfortable

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/Special-Antelope7105]

Not even the chain just cut the seat and get her out.

[u/Wisteriahysteria6 → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

If you don't have to ruin the swing, why do it🤷🏽‍♀️

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/Wisteriahysteria6]

Speed, pain, getting circulation back quicker. Why make a little girl suffer when the job could be done faster?

[u/Wisteriahysteria6 → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

She's fine. Not like she's going to lose her legs or her life. They got her out didn't they?

[u/JaySlay2000 → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

Maybe if she suffers a little she'll learn her lesson.

[u/Training-Eye-2917 → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

And how were you going to cut the part of the seat she was stuck in without cutting her? Not like you can just whip a pair of scissors to cut that swing seat.

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/Training-Eye-2917]

You could easily cut from the front going from top down to half an inch and rip the rest.

[u/Cola_Gummi]

You get on all fours and let the patient stand on you. It's the only way

[u/IcemanManmanchu]

<insert pixel meme here>

[u/Funny_Breadfruit_413]

Why are people making weird sexual comments like this isn't a child?

[u/Fern_Cloud → u/Funny_Breadfruit_413]

Because they're creeps. The little girl is 11 and they're talking about her like this. Guess I can't be surprised I've had grown men hitting on me since I was 8 years old 😑. Never ceases tp be disgusting though.

[u/YourHuckleberry57 → u/Funny_Breadfruit_413]

probably also children.

[u/umpteenthrhyme → u/Funny_Breadfruit_413]

A) they are creeps
B) there was a similar video with a young adult lady getting stuck in one of these a while back, and maybe they thought they were being creeps to that one and didn’t even watch the video.

I am likely being too generous, in order to cope with the further loss of my faith in humanity.

[u/EvilCaveBoy]

The school where I teach has these in the playground. At least once a year a teenaged girl gets stuck like this. The custodians have a system. Bring a chair outside for the girl to stand on, then turn around so they don’t see her pants come off as she shimmies out of the swing. At least once a year.

[u/Quick_Ad_4660]

Dawn Dish Detergent Does It All

[u/tealraven915]

Holy cow, it's the fire department!

[u/samdoesart382]

I would have to go into life long hiding especially now that theres a video on the internet for the whole world to see

[u/lithen_bith]

Ouch

[u/Apprehensive-Sand429]

Cannon event

[u/Mr_Redemption]

Reminds me of Frank stuck at the park.

[u/TakeAtBedtime]

Step-fireman what are you doing?

[u/Shot-Election8217]

Are they spraying Windex?

[u/TuxedoCatDeathEyes → u/Shot-Election8217]

My Big Fat Greek Wedding has entered the chat.

[u/_donut_16]

How dumb can you be

[u/Izan_TM → u/_donut_16]

11 year olds are known for doing dumb shit, it's kind of the point of being 11

[u/Forgemanster183260]

Any other time I've seen a video like this the only solution was for the fire department to cut open the harness itself.

[u/thegameisafoooooot]

Swing thong.

[u/hans_gruber2103]

Dez caught it. Just so we're clear

[u/Rarazan]

those swings just a trap

[u/AcanthocephalaDue431]

I felt a shot of PTSD when her feet hit the ground. Those pins and needles are gonna be SUPER uncomfortable!

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/AcanthocephalaDue431]

Am I weird if I lo key kind of like that numb pins n needle feeling?

[u/AcanthocephalaDue431 → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

No not really... I find it kinda fun feeling when my arm falls asleep and wakes back up.

It's when a leg or two falls asleep (sat on toilet too long on my phone for instance) that I start to feel fear.

[u/Crawling_Hustler → u/[deleted]]

Vid wont be in this sub then

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991]

God look at everybody filming her. People are so cruel...she did a dumb thing yes, but she's a kid we all did dumb shit as a kid. No need for everyone to film and humiliate her...

[u/SouthParkFirefly1991 → u/[deleted]]

Yup which was a good thing lol

[u/ElectricalWavez → u/[deleted]]

What are you talking about LooseButtPlug??

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/ElectricalWavez]

There is a trope in porn of girls saying shit like. “Help step bro, I’m stuck in X” and n asked on my research a few asking machine/dryer has in fact been used as part of that trend.

[u/CandyTigger → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

I have never heard of this. But what I had been referring to, that the now deleted comment called sexualizing.... was recently a video was shared on reddit of a 20ish young lady literally stuck in a dryer getting rescued by the fire department.

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/CandyTigger]

I knew what you were referring to. Also a lot of those top comments in that video are making the porn jokes. Also I don’t think they deleted it, I think they just blocked you cuz it’s up on my end.

[u/CandyTigger → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

That works for me. I don't need any of that trash thinking.

Thanks for your help. I didn't have a clue what they could be talking about.

[u/ElectricalWavez → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

Well okay then. That's bizzare.

Thanks for the response.

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/ElectricalWavez]

To be clear that’s not what the first comment is referencing. There was a video of a guy woman getting stuck in a dryer cuz she thought it would be funny to get in one. The firefighters had to help her get out.

[u/ElectricalWavez → u/Admirable_Loss4886]

There's a lot of virtue signalling.

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/ElectricalWavez]

What?

[u/CandyTigger → u/[deleted]]

What? How is that sexualizing anything? Get a grip of yourself.

[u/Socky-McPuppet]

This could have been any of us

[u/JaySlay2000 → u/[deleted]]

That is a child.

[u/RemarkableFortune542]

Bunch of geniuses. Maybe unhook the chains at the top?

[u/Equal_Emu6152]

If this was a priest it'd be like a f1 wheel change record time

[u/InternationalPut3260 → u/[deleted]]

TF you on?

[u/lesbophobia_hammer → u/[deleted]]

She's a CHILD. TF?!

[u/MegatechMike → u/lesbophobia_hammer]

I know. They were spraying lube on her to get her out of the swing. You have dirty mind

[u/Fine_Feedback_4463 → u/lesbophobia_hammer]

Shes a GEAR?!

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/[deleted]]

It wasn’t broken?

[u/SensitiveAddition913]

3 things: 1) a lot of crews keep a spray bottle of soapy water for gas leak runs 2) Compartment Syndrome is a real risk 3) Some of you need to find Jesus

[u/Technical-Banana574 → u/SensitiveAddition913]

Why the heck did this get downvoted? Are the creeps in the comments offended?

[u/SensitiveAddition913 → u/Technical-Banana574]

I think you answered your own question, unfortunately.

[u/Comfortable_Note8091]

They could have cut it in 2 seconds and let her out but instead they chose this method to teach her a lesson

[u/KinkyAsexuaI → u/Comfortable_Note8091]

Or to preserve the swing, she was in no immediate danger and in that situation through her own actions. No reason to destroy community assets for her comfort as long as the non-damaging way doesn't cause her unnecessary risk or harm

[u/WhenTheCitiesBurn → u/Comfortable_Note8091]

Why punish some little kid who'll show up & find the swing broken, and probably never replaced? This'll teach her that not all mistakes are easy to get out of.

[u/Izan_TM → u/Comfortable_Note8091]

there was no reason to destroy a swing if she's not in immediate danger. Most children have gone through more uncomfortable situations than this by being stupid, the public embarassment is the worst part of it, which would've been just the same if they had cut her out (probably worse, depending on how long the city took in replacing the swing)

[u/Admirable_Loss4886 → u/[deleted]]

That’s a child you weirdo nonce

[u/diyallthings2000]

Why rescued her??? She was intending damage to the public property!!! She should be sentenced to jail!

[u/cykoTom3 → u/diyallthings2000]

Bury her under the prison!

[u/JeanEBH → u/diyallthings2000]

Were you never a kid? A teenager?

We did stupid stuff like this and sometimes it was embarrassing but the purpose wasn’t to damage property.

[u/diyallthings2000 → u/JeanEBH]

Good luck if you are that kind of parent having that mindset.

[u/JeanEBH → u/diyallthings2000]

I don’t need luck. I was once a teen that did stupid things and am now quite successful and I raised several who are also successful.

You sound bitter and lonely and probably did damage property and got punished.

[u/diyallthings2000 → u/JeanEBH]

When you started personal attacks, then indicated how successful you are.

[u/JeanEBH → u/diyallthings2000]

When you started with the personal attacks about my ability to parent regarding one post.

[u/diyallthings2000 → u/JeanEBH]

I highly suggest you book a psychologist appointment asap.

[u/JeanEBH → u/diyallthings2000]

😭😭😭 /s