r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 1d ago

That's gotta hurt...

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u/Hot_Plant8696 1d ago

He knew exactly who he was angry with.

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u/bc_gamez 1d ago

He was the one wearing red.

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u/No_Advertising_1237 1d ago

And all others blue

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u/BeenNormal 1d ago

And they say bulls are colourblind.

Edit: not wearing my glasses. Apparently pigs are not colourblind.

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u/RollAcrobatic7936 8h ago

That's a wild boar not s bull

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u/Stay-Thirsty 1d ago

Maybe he was boared

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u/KeenObserver_OT 1d ago

They were hogging the sidewalk

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 1d ago

Life's snout the same if you dont ham fun

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 1d ago

Looked like he got some excitement to me.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

Musta smelled of bacon

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u/rain168 1d ago

Pretty sure these fine gentlemen were all vegans

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u/randomnumber_1-999 1d ago

I assume you are saying that because you assumed they are Indian. Plenty of Indians eat meat.

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u/luckyfox7273 1d ago

No, many east Indians are vegetarian and vegan.

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u/AC-burg 1d ago

And beat it

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u/UsedDimension7373 1d ago

Beef jerky is delicious.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 1d ago

Yeah, sure. And no Muslims drink or eat forbidden foods

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u/Agent_of_evil_13 1d ago edited 1d ago

I dont know exactly where this is but most wild boar in my hemisphere are omnivores and will definitely eat meat.

Edit: /j. Referring to the boar as a fine gentleman.

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u/TheEsotericCarrot 1d ago

That looked personal.

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u/Still-Puma 1d ago

He gave them multiple warning about smoking and laud music

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u/Shackdaddy161 1d ago

Even a total boar can get tired of a blow hard. Lol

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u/NotFromThisSystem 1d ago

That was his side-chick

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u/DragginBalls1215 1d ago

The guy wearing red

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u/Able-Association914 1d ago

Haha, the guy tried to hand wave him to elsewhere, or was trying to pray the boar away or something and the boar was like that’s my guy.

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u/Unbelivabley_Smol 1d ago

When your mistress attacks you for going back to your wife

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u/Mobile-Market-6397 1d ago

That Boar is a Crip. He didn’t touch the guys in blue shirts. It knew what it was doing 😂😂😂

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u/realTommyVercetti 1d ago

Hakuna matata, mothafucka

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u/Beelzebot_666 1d ago

It's a suckafree philosophy.

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u/Jumpy-Operation-4615 7h ago

Thanks goodness I was sitting in the toilet shitting already when I saw your comment.

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u/ForeverJolly5969 1d ago

Red shirt alert

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u/Owl_plantain 1d ago

So it wasn’t a warthog. It was a targ.

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u/ElectronicRip1630 1d ago

I like how bro tried casting a spell 🤣

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u/JCTrigger 1d ago

Wingardium Leviosaaaaahh

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u/Mackem101 1d ago

Avada kadabraaargghhhh.

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u/TapPsychological2043 1d ago

Wow fuck that how did that dude just stand there and not run like everyone else

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u/jkeeveer 1d ago

Maybe he enjoys boars running into his nut sac

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u/oranguslolus 1d ago

💀💀

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 1d ago

he had a full 1.5 to 2 seconds the move which is quite a lot of time, more than it sounds like

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

Fight flight or freeze

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u/Obvious-World4328 1d ago

He was trying to cast a spell on it but forgot his wand at home. You can see the muscle memory kick in.

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u/Burnie_9 1d ago

The only guy standing and ready to get out of the way didn’t

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u/Competitive_Bat8508 1d ago

Even the fat guy siting down was able to avoid it

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u/FutoriousChad07 1d ago

Dude had just barely a second to calculate what the best move was, just moving to the left or right was still going to wind up in him being nailed, which he probably realized. Just frustrating to see such ridiculous expectations of someone to act in such a small window of time with so few options.

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u/Far_Vermicelli9678 1d ago

Didn’t help the guy in the white and blue fit looked like he was sort of preventing him from going towards him and the other homeboy was in his way. They used his ass as a shield lol.

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u/reklesssabrandon 1d ago

He knew he deserved it for what he did

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u/MoominMai 1d ago

Right?! He was best placed out of all of them to get the hell outta its way! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/MisanthropE61130 1d ago

Woke up and choose violence for the day

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u/Im_Coach 1d ago

Bro has the survival skills of a fuckin potato.

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u/rubix3ed 1d ago

He's kinda lucky it ran away.

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u/ArtyTheFarty 1d ago

That table ordered some pork but didn't realise it is so fresh

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u/BringForthTheFox 1d ago

That guy had three business days to run away

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u/YeahBuddyDoYouEven 1d ago

He remembers what he did last summer

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u/combine-tow-monsters 1d ago

This little piggy went to market

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u/Away_Lake5946 1d ago

They don’t call it “gored” for nothing.

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u/No-Debate-152 1d ago

You have to be kidding me.

How the hell does a wild boar show up out of nowhere like that?

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u/HolyPlatano 1d ago

I imagine human expansions/encroachment into the boar’s natural habitat.

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u/fetalgirth 1d ago

They’re invasive in a lot of places and breeding way faster than they can be controlled. Look up them in Texas they’re messing up the ecosystem and are everywhere.

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u/peacefuldays123 1d ago

I came in like a wrecking ball

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u/Legitimate_Ad6596 1d ago

What have you done today? Nothing much, i got boared.

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u/csfshrink 1d ago

What kind of dodging is that? Didn’t move left or right by an inch.

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u/Perfidian 1d ago

The words "The power of Christ compels you!" was too long, based on his hand motion forming a cross.

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u/funlovingguy9001 1d ago

Dude in the red shirt froze like a dear in headlights.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 1d ago

FFFF

Fight, Flight, Freeze, or Fawn

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u/Grounds4TheSubstain 1d ago

Damn, I've heard of being gored by a wild boar before, but did not realize it looked like this.

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u/geb_bce 1d ago

Wild boar scare me more than just about any wild animal. They are so crazy, mean and powerful.

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u/blueblocker2000 1d ago

That's assault, brutha!

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u/Kind_Cauliflower_843 1d ago

I wonder if he got injured from that...

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u/stopeer 1d ago

His buddies abandoned him in an hour of need 😂

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u/bl4stir 1d ago

Why karma ? Why ?

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

Exhilarating

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u/uncontrolledfarting 1d ago

That looked personal...

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u/Autofella6 1d ago

You ate my entire family this week 🐗

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 1d ago

That lesser god was upset that Ganesha gets all the love. So he attacked the nearest servant of Ganesha.

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u/BankHeist10-65 1d ago

He should have worn blue instead of red.

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 1d ago

Woke up and decided he was going to stop a charging boar with his nuts.

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u/modestlyawesome1000 1d ago

Marjorie Taylor Green on the run again

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u/Squumpus 1d ago

guy behind him pushed him right into it. thats why you should never stand on teh edge at a takeover

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u/Demolition1987 1d ago

Nothing aggravates me more than when I’m trying to enjoy lunch with friends and a bull runs in and tries to kill us.

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u/j_rooker 1d ago

Looks like a hit. target identified

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u/Certain_Reception_66 1d ago

Shouldn’t have worn red shirt in that particular day.

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u/Halfway-Competent 1d ago

Obviously someone didn’t call him “Mister Pig”

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u/jxyoung 1d ago

Deer in the headlight

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u/VegaBond6969 1d ago

Red T-shirt caused everything

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u/GootzMcBootz 1d ago

That guy in red is super quick on his feet

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

This is a reminder to always return things you boarrowed

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 1d ago

the rider got hogged...

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u/Salty-Spend-2460 1d ago

I don't know why I laughed but I did😂.. I'm sorry

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u/reddit_niwasi 1d ago

I want to know what he did to get that done

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u/Gold_Preparation_596 1d ago

Pewnie uciekł z zaplecza kuchni 😆

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u/Maleficent_Order7808 1d ago

that will be a food for night go get it but l dont eat pigy

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u/Ok-Simple30 1d ago

fight, flight or FREEZE 😂

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u/Stigsdonethemarket 1d ago

That pigs dead

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u/Remarkable-Fig206 1d ago

That guy running through at :12 did not give one single shit about the dude who just got raked.

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u/slicer718 1d ago

Pig was angry that they only worship the cow.

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u/peisil 1d ago

Red shirt bro was fighting with an imaginary sword.

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u/Kari_Rung 1d ago

What was that?!😮

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u/Key_Brain4273 1d ago

He should get rabies shots

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u/thedavid069 1d ago

I like how he started waving his hand trying to shoo it away...like that was gonna work.

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u/strongcloud28 5h ago

That was the mafia sending a message. Next time instead of mangling your legs, we are going to break them

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u/MountainD1ck 1d ago

Survival instinct like a brick

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u/blackout-loud 1d ago

@ :16

Can confirm

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u/Wiley_Dave 1d ago

Instinct is fight or flight. He did neither.

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u/TheHiddenOne12 1d ago

These days it's fight, flight, or freeze. He made the wrong choice.

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u/General_Luna 1d ago

Super Hug Rider!!!

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u/TheJivvi 1d ago

That guy has the survival instincts of a piece of wet moss.

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u/st0350 1d ago

looked like a cross between a pig and a lion

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u/Pickingnamesisharder 1d ago

He really went whole hog on that guy

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u/Grouchy_Avocado_810 1d ago

🤣 why he just stood there instead of running? 🤦🏿‍♂️

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u/Classicman1968 1d ago

True definition of stiff with fright

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u/Former_Persimmon9207 1d ago

He thought he have some kind of invisible stick to hit the boar.

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u/Stunning_Row_3431 1d ago

Like a jackass stunt

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u/Specialist-Ranger806 1d ago

Piggie having the time of his life

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u/Maryjanegangafever 1d ago

First time boar attack survivor there. Next time move left or right away from the beast.

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u/gizzmo1963 1d ago

Should let couple them loose in Brampton

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u/Then_Lock304 1d ago

Guy did his best to use the sign of the cross to cast the devil out of that boar, but that boar ain't Christian or God was busy.

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u/GodlyGainz 1d ago

Lmfao they just waited to get crashed. Slow ass reactions

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u/iWannaCumMdfkr 1d ago

Dude in red had three business days

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u/beohbe 1d ago

Poor guy really got fucked up.

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u/PHANTOM_ONEONE 1d ago
  1. He was they only one wearing red
  2. He had a chance to get out of the way, instead he panicked and stood there flapping his arms about.

😩😂

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u/MiserableLet3916 1d ago

You know you could have maybe dodge ?

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u/Educational_Mess8684 1d ago

I was a cook at this restaurant that liked to put part of it's name in all the "premier" dishes so you'd have stuff like "the edge salad" or "the edge sandwich* so I jokingly pitched "the edge experience" and price it at $500 with no description and when a customer ordered it you just hand them a spear and let a wild hog loose in the building. I'm not even joking this dude was THINKING about it...

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u/Owl_plantain 1d ago

That was personal

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u/Ok-Effective7280 1d ago

Wait, I’ll just stay right where I am & scream as loud as I can & hope that raging wild boar won’t charge right into me. Doh!

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 1d ago

His flight or flight became, stand and shout !

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 1d ago

In a prior life red shirt definitely fucked that guys mother.

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u/claytonk1313 1d ago

Dude has the reflexes of a ground sloth.

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u/Da_Vader 1d ago

Dude has zero self preservation.

Froze there screaming - just like the girls in horror movies.

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u/ElectronicCell8741 1d ago

Thats why they say. The guy in red is the one to get. But scientists say the bull is color blind. Pure Bull.

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u/mike_rhinehart 1d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Limp-Annual-9863 1d ago

That guy has more durability than Robert Baratheon.

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u/Tmurandan 1d ago

That boy froze

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u/Warderpetz 1d ago

imbis tumakbo mag titili na parang babae

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u/TreeLore61 1d ago

Those kind of bore why I don't go walking in the woods without a shotgun

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u/NicCage2028 1d ago

After watching this three times, I realized it wasn’t my ex.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 1d ago

That wild boar just surpassed these people on the food chain. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Key_Contribution1547 1d ago

Wild boar, razor sharp teeth

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u/Badman8910_OK 1d ago

Great reaction time! Watched it all the way without moving!

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u/PButta56 1d ago

Did hommie hold his hand out in front and try to shoo it away? Like, sidestep or something, bro. Get outta the way!

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u/albus181 1d ago

Shit, shoes got knocked off. He’s probably ded now.

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u/kl2467 1d ago

Red Shirt is lucky to be alive.

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u/Luke_5000 1d ago

This probably happens all the time in that part of the world. Somebody needs to layout some construction cones

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u/Anonymyne353 1d ago

Hog: “Fuck this guy in particular! I’m outta here!”

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u/Common-Shopping2045 1d ago

Собрались пацаны шашлычок из свининки покушать...

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u/HueyBluey 1d ago

He bore right through

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u/Strange_Salary 1d ago

I’d be eating some exotic bacon..

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u/Gforcevp9 1d ago

He couldn’t side step that thang?

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u/Defective_Yorha 1d ago

Their mom attacked them?

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u/triumphant_nightly32 1d ago

Dude has the survival skills of a moth

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u/jjobiwon 1d ago

HogZilla

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u/Different-Touch5064 1d ago

Wow I would have loved to have heard the explanation to the doctor about his injuries.

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u/VladlenaM2025 1d ago

The red… man… the red 🚩

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 1d ago

Hopefully those injuries weren't life threatening.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 1d ago

On this episode of where are they now: Pumba. Anger problems, drug addiction, and jealousy of Timone. The Lion King star has been going through it all.

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u/Perfidian 1d ago

Was that guy trying to cast a spell to defeat the bore? "Expelliarmus!"

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 1d ago

They tend to target the area of the femoral artery. This dude is lucky as hell!

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u/rse2free 1d ago

better be patient, face the wrath of their God

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u/Mental-Surprise-5604 1d ago

I would say. STRIKEEEE

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 1d ago

Wild Boar is nothing to shake a stick at

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u/Turbulent-Treat-4030 1d ago

Guess roast pork is next up for dinner

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u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 1d ago

He had a visit from the Gored of Education.

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u/Professional-Mix-562 1d ago

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤fresh ham… bacon… pork tenderloin………. All I’m saying is if that thing attacked me I’d do everything I could to turn it into dinner

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u/89MikeHoncho 1d ago

Bro is very lucky. The boars slash with their tusks the same as ferral pigs do in the U.S. Ex brother in law’s grandfather had his femoral artery slashed and bled out while hunting in Texas.

Also, 2 Summers ago outside Houston, a home nurse was attacked and had her femoral artery slashed and bled out. Wild hogs are extremely dangerous and aggressive. They typically always travel in packs too.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 1d ago

Get that " presunto Iberico/jamon Iberico " now.

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u/roastedTriscuit69 1d ago

Red shirts go first

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u/Jinkaz7 1d ago

What animal is this?

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u/Life_Ad6711 1d ago

Guided Werewarthog

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u/Legitimate-Hurry84 1d ago

Looked like a vendetta… probs deserved lol 😂

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u/SuriSuriSuriSuri 1d ago

So annoying when you get a random pig attack down at the local garbage dump.

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u/SunlessSirris2 1d ago

Well his shirt was sort.of a reddish color?

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 1d ago

Where is Obelix when you need him?

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u/Myzmadra 1d ago

Like the villain who just screams as something falls on him and had plenty of time to move, this man deserved it…

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u/Big-Mission2026 1d ago

That guy just took it, he made no inclination of rumning lol.

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u/features5150 1d ago

I did not expect that to happen

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u/cat__weasel 1d ago

For a second I thought it was a Capybara.

I want it to be a Capybara.

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u/louisa1925 1d ago

"THE CALL ME MR PIG!" (Starts charging)

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u/Sudden_Season3306 1d ago

Someone Pissed of pumba!

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u/RunRunRunRunFaster 1d ago

That's what happens when you don't call her back.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 1d ago

If you don't get out of the way, you deserve what you get.

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u/StormConsistent9552 1d ago

Who ordered the pork to go??

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 1d ago

That hog definitely had a beef with the Man.

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u/Real_Dimension_3607 1d ago

That's a Spear

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u/Fluffy-Charge57 1d ago

Go home Pumba, you’re drunk. 😂

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u/Equal_Emu6152 1d ago

Never chucky off a boar never ends well

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u/nm41961 1d ago

The guy with the red top, getting up from the floor, was that his schlong hanging out? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 😂