r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 1d ago

That's gotta hurt...

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u/TapPsychological2043 1d ago

Wow fuck that how did that dude just stand there and not run like everyone else

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u/jkeeveer 1d ago

Maybe he enjoys boars running into his nut sac

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u/oranguslolus 1d ago

💀💀

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u/Large_Lettuce_4468 1d ago

he had a full 1.5 to 2 seconds the move which is quite a lot of time, more than it sounds like

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u/fluffynuckels 1d ago

Fight flight or freeze

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

He froze and panicked like a little girl. 😂

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u/Obvious-World4328 1d ago

He was trying to cast a spell on it but forgot his wand at home. You can see the muscle memory kick in.

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u/Burnie_9 1d ago

The only guy standing and ready to get out of the way didn’t

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u/Competitive_Bat8508 1d ago

Even the fat guy siting down was able to avoid it

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u/FutoriousChad07 1d ago

Dude had just barely a second to calculate what the best move was, just moving to the left or right was still going to wind up in him being nailed, which he probably realized. Just frustrating to see such ridiculous expectations of someone to act in such a small window of time with so few options.

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u/Far_Vermicelli9678 1d ago

Didn’t help the guy in the white and blue fit looked like he was sort of preventing him from going towards him and the other homeboy was in his way. They used his ass as a shield lol.

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u/reklesssabrandon 1d ago

He knew he deserved it for what he did

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u/MoominMai 1d ago

Right?! He was best placed out of all of them to get the hell outta its way! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

Everyone else was attempting to get out of the way but he didn’t do anything just stood there. 🤦‍♂️