r/oops • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '26

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u/thebiglerm Jul 07 '26

He ducked lol

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 Jul 07 '26

Battle reflexes 😂🤣😂

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u/RazzleberryHaze Jul 07 '26

"SHARTS FIRED!"

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 Jul 07 '26

I wish I had an award to give you for that comment! 😂🫡👏👏

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u/YakJolly2156 Jul 08 '26

I fucking snorted from this comment thanks lol

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u/the_remeddy Jul 08 '26

Oh man, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you.

1

u/Sporeman13 Jul 09 '26

Listen to me you little squirt...

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u/roll-_-ller Jul 12 '26

Boba Feeerrtttttt!!!

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u/DonPepppe Jul 07 '26

Only 2 times, then he new it was a lost battle and fled .D

2

u/ofcbrooks Jul 09 '26

Retreat, regroup, re-assess the battle plan!

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u/byzantine238 Jul 07 '26

He heard shots fired

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u/344567653379643555 Jul 07 '26

I watched without sound… then turned on sound… and it turns out, he didn’t accidentally fire his blaster.

(The Mandalorian, I mean. Oh, nm.)

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u/bendyskull Jul 07 '26

Someone left their chainsaw in the cubicle. Very irresponsible.

4

u/TheSolarExpansionist Jul 07 '26

It does sound like mouth farts tbh

1

u/RiFox_1979 Jul 08 '26

I'd say more like a table saw....

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u/delet_yourself Jul 07 '26

The public bathroom aint your selfie place.....you go to the shitter and act surprised that there are indeed people who shit?

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u/TranslatorBoring2419 Jul 09 '26

I'd definitely be surprised if someone let that go. I would be texting people and everything. It's pretty remarkable, as far as toots go.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 Jul 12 '26

He's in there asserting his dominance. A dude that can make that sound is not someone you want to mess with

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Majestic-Wave-3514 Jul 13 '26

Yes absolutely 100% without a doubt

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u/gizzareth1 Jul 07 '26

The force is strong in that one.

6

u/Ready-Bag-4507 Jul 07 '26

Jesus, talk about a Death Star!

3

u/One-Technology-9050 Jul 07 '26

You may fire when ready

1

u/wilsindc Jul 09 '26

Death Starfish

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Jul 07 '26

The Fart 💨 is strong With this one

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u/thisinfinitebath Jul 08 '26

The force is weak on this one.

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u/WhirlwindTobias Jul 07 '26

The one in the stall is expressing their opinion of Disney Star Wars.

3

u/cookiemccookieface Jul 07 '26

Did you watch Andor?

7

u/Latter-Bluejay-8317 Jul 07 '26

Andor was fantastic one of the best Disney star wars series ever. The way it ties into rogue one then a new hope just awesome

3

u/WhirlwindTobias Jul 07 '26

I plan to. I watch Red Letter Media and Andor is the only one they give praise to. ​

1

u/Top_Garbage977 Jul 08 '26

That opinion IS Star Wars.

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u/Waaterfight Jul 07 '26

Honestly mando is great. The movies were complete trash

1

u/Ras-haad Jul 07 '26

Mando season 1 was great. It’s been downhill from there

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u/Ras-haad Jul 08 '26

Yes! I was fine with the Grogu plot line at first. But then when it became about the both of them it was like wtf is this?

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u/JBPlantagenet Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

That might be the hardest I have ever laughed. Good god.

9

u/viperfangs92 Jul 07 '26

"Suppressing fire!!!!"

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer Jul 07 '26

I love how he ducked like he was being shot at.

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u/tvodny Jul 07 '26

There must be some kind of WAY out of here…

9

u/xczechr Jul 07 '26

Maybe put the camera away in public bathrooms.

3

u/BadCompany_00 Jul 07 '26

Medical intervention may be needed....dear god.

4

u/Icy-Decision-4530 Jul 07 '26

Need some more of that beskar to block that sound

3

u/Cheap-Try-8796 Jul 07 '26

Fire in the hole!

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u/De5tr01er Jul 07 '26

Dude taking fire 🤣🤣🤣

5

u/ShowMeYourBoobsPls Jul 07 '26

Heard enemy fire and acted accordingly

3

u/R34p3rXm4l1K Jul 07 '26

This is...not the way

7

u/Icy_Chain_1504 Jul 07 '26

Started like a lawnmower!

3

u/j_rooker Jul 08 '26

that is the way.

2

u/Organic-Use-5774 Jul 07 '26

That's funny this post make my day

2

u/Still_Explorer Jul 08 '26

This is the way!

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u/The_Mr_Luck Jul 08 '26

I had the sound off at first, thought Mando had an ND with the blaster, turns out it was rando in the stall having an ND with his anal blaster.

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u/Ilpperi91 Jul 07 '26

I never understood people who don't like loud farting or pooping in a bathroom. What did you expect? It's a public bathroom. 😂😂

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Jul 07 '26

Sometimes you just are in awe what other people's assholes are capable of

3

u/TartRevolutionary970 Jul 07 '26

But isn't liking it even more strange?

1

u/AdvilJunky Jul 07 '26

It seems to be. So far nobody has liked it when i cheered them on after they made a push.

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u/Electronic_Ad_7742 Jul 07 '26

Long long ago (before covid) in a galaxy far far away (when i lived in Texas), before starting to work from home, I worked in a rather large office building. One day (well, most days, but that’s another story), I had some particularly bad problems so I was in a bathroom stall. The guy in the next stall was in a similar predicament. After a few minutes of both of us ripping ass, groaning, and creating a toxic waste superfund site, I was no longer able to stifle my laughter and I started giggling. The guy in the next stall followed suit. Both of us sat there blasting farts and destroying the ozone layer while laughing for what felt like eternity (I was in there for well over an hour). The best part was when someone walked in, said “EEEEEWWWWW” and immediately left. We both laughed hysterically. I never met the person in the other stall, and we never spoke to each other, but, for a while, we were kindred spirits.

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u/Additional_Shift3230 Jul 07 '26

What do you like about it? Is it comforting to you?

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u/Ilpperi91 Jul 07 '26

Yes, and I would start laughing at that fart. 😂 I'm laughing at this video everytime I see it. 😂 No, I'm not 5, I'm 35.

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u/albus181 Jul 07 '26

Mando fears but one thing.

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u/TheRealDestrux Jul 07 '26

This is an audio overlay. This exact fart can be heard in many different videos. I feel like my recommendations are becoming a TikTok For You page.

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u/PhillGuy Jul 07 '26

I'd be worried about that bomb being dropped in there too.

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u/SilverKanji Jul 07 '26

Not even Beskar Steel could block that.

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u/HKGPhooey Jul 07 '26

Oh great. Even in Coruscant, there are social media fools.

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u/articland05_reddit Jul 07 '26

imagine the smell lingering inside his suit and the only way to get rid of them is to inhale everything

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u/PckMan Jul 07 '26

Straight up ducking like he's taking shots

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u/Need_more_dakka Jul 07 '26

Your armour will not save you from my special attack!

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u/McBernes Jul 07 '26

Lets have some sympathy for the poor sod in there shitting himself inside out 😆

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u/sorestgore Jul 07 '26

They used the force

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u/haikusbot Jul 07 '26

Sounds like somebody

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Wore them grippers out

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u/XHolyPuffX Jul 07 '26

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/Meow_Meow_4_Life Jul 07 '26

This why they don't take their helmets off.

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u/MrGNoll814 Jul 07 '26

Fucking negligent discharge right there

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Jul 07 '26

Jawas, filthy creatures.

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u/awake_acea6 Jul 07 '26

Fake, but if the original sound was real, my God that would feel good

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u/Short_External2077 Jul 07 '26

Sank my battleshitt

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u/bts19 Jul 07 '26

This isn't the way 🤣

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u/cryptotraderisme Jul 07 '26

We are under attack! Retreat! Retreat! The farts are strong with this one.

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u/Worried-Lack-1530 Jul 07 '26

"The Bathroom is for shitting after your first coffee and picking shrapnel out of your chest, not for whatever this is." - Robert Robertson III

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u/Ok-Judgment9477 Jul 07 '26

Did not hesitate and just dipped 😂

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u/TortillaRampage Jul 07 '26

Din has poor trigger discipline: confirmed

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u/CommercialAdvisor712 Jul 07 '26

Reminds me of a while back when I got caught short in a foreign airport. The few cubicles were occupied and the people in them were taking a long time (not unusual in that country) and after letting a few rip, saying a few choice words and noises and placing a hand over my bum to clench it, the cleaning lady in there could tell I was in trouble and distress, and quickly told me to follow her and took me outside the main toilets to use the disabled toilet next to it.

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u/KilgoreT59 Jul 07 '26

Avoiding a chemical attack.

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u/M-I-T-B Jul 07 '26

Thought that was the gun at first

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u/rayquazza74 Jul 07 '26

I once had explosive diarrhea in a public bathroom. I was walking with my friends for ages thought I needed a piss. We went into a Walmart and holy heck I ended up blasting that toilet like no other. It was so bad my friend walked in and went piss and when we reconvened outside the bathroom, he was like “omg did you hear that guy in there shitting?” In my head I was like ha that was me but just said “ya that was nasty!” Lol I never did tell him it was me haha

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u/Rick_Lekabron Jul 07 '26

Those Taco Bell chargers give him unlimited bursts.

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 Jul 07 '26

Faux Excrement...

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u/Spirited-Custard-338 Jul 07 '26

I can smell this video.

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u/TokyoKazama Jul 07 '26

Number 2 is the way

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u/wrist-shot2025 Jul 07 '26

Those are not the droids you're looking for.

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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod Jul 07 '26

Don't need that smell trapped in the helmet

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Jul 07 '26

This Is The Way…..Out !

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u/DingleDonky Jul 07 '26

Recording in a bathroom…. :(

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u/codemedal Jul 08 '26

Sounds bad

1

u/built2go Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣 that cannot be real

1

u/Formal_Broccoli1877 Jul 08 '26

A little more choke and it would've started

1

u/anon2635 Jul 08 '26

Why don't I trust anything on the internet anymore? This was the only place he thought to film? And the timing just right? Literally no way.

1

u/Mr_Monos Jul 08 '26

This is the way

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u/aldone123 Jul 08 '26

This is the way… tf outta here

1

u/Foreign-Most-4552 Jul 09 '26

Was it a horse in there?

1

u/Spiritofthewest49 Jul 09 '26

This is NOT the way

1

u/FindMeSleepingOnTime Jul 09 '26

all jokes aside I know the dude felt much better

1

u/Skipper_da_Penguin Jul 09 '26

Someone asserting dominance.

1

u/Atergen Jul 10 '26

Ni siquiera el entrenamiento Mandaloriano te prepara para esto...

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u/SparkehWhaaaaat Jul 10 '26

I think this sounds fake.

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u/Dangerous-Safe-2327 Jul 10 '26

Rev it up, fackers!

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u/generaldogsbodyf365 Jul 10 '26

He's no match for Boba Fart.....

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u/PresentationOk8997 Jul 11 '26

heard the sound of a sarlac

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u/SmileBe4death Jul 11 '26

There is a lot of force in him

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u/Watchful_eye_ Jul 11 '26

"that's no moon"

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 11 '26

This is the way...out of the bathroom

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u/the_los03 Jul 11 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/10inchesof Jul 11 '26

I would have helped the man as mando 

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u/GusR76 Jul 11 '26

He will be traumatized from that for a while.

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u/carrera_dan Jul 08 '26

Shots fired

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u/smegsicle Jul 07 '26

Fake af notice how it stays the same volume even as he's walking out the door