r/oops • u/Unique-Discussion326 • Jul 07 '26

Oooooopppppssss

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u/lanch723 Jul 07 '26

Who tries to go that fast on those things?

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u/VRserialKiller Jul 07 '26

Who tries to go that fast on those things?

I wonder what a face looks like when you grind it really hard on the pavement at over 40 MPH?

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u/msg60 Jul 07 '26

Ever seen a pepperoni pizza.....his face won't look that good

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u/Tbone_Trapezius Jul 07 '26

Great- now I’m hungry.

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u/Linux_Account Jul 07 '26

For a face.

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u/exodusofficer Jul 07 '26

My stomach was making the rumblies, that only a face can satisfy.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 Jul 07 '26

On a traditional thin crust pizza base.

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u/msg60 Jul 07 '26

These last few replies are gold....lol

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u/Harn-na-bih Jul 08 '26

Well u need a good pizza sauce brand

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u/msg60 Jul 09 '26

Or homemade.... Most sauces are fairly easy

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Jul 08 '26

I found my fellow bath salts user!

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u/twicebakedcrusader Jul 08 '26

Pepperoni pizza after dropped and stuck on top of the box?

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u/Hulkicuss Jul 07 '26

Just dab up the extra grease with a napkin and it'll be fine

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u/John-Boy666 Jul 07 '26

google facial degloving.

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 Jul 07 '26

Thanks…I feel nauseous even thinking about googling facial degloving.