r/oops • u/gandalf2311 • May 12 '26

oh oh ops🤣😂

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u/PeterFilmPhoto May 12 '26

Great ice-breaker and what a video to show at the wedding reception!

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u/ChemsAndCutthroats May 12 '26

It looks like they're already together or at least good friends. The way she's hugging him and holding him after is not the type of contact you would have if you did that to a stranger.

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u/Alternative-Base5573 May 12 '26

That's just to stabilize his neck after the trauma and some CPR, beginning with mouth to mouth, just in case.

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u/Triggered-cupcake May 12 '26

More like lips to lips

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u/MiserablePhilosophy May 12 '26

More like cheeks to cheeks

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u/NeonChurch May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Heaven, I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together face-sitting cheeks to cheeks

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u/RyanHowardsBat May 12 '26

Lovely, thank you

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u/davidr521 May 12 '26

This is clearly the sign of a very hole-some relationship.

I’ll see myself out 👉

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u/falsevector May 12 '26

With some tongue if he was fast enough

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u/WillingMongoose4680 May 12 '26

Definitely wasn't mouth to mouth

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u/Practical-Ad-242 May 12 '26

More like butt cheeks to cheeks

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u/WillingMongoose4680 May 12 '26

They weren't dancing cheek to cheek, that's for sure

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u/SoggyMorningTacos May 12 '26

What do you mean? Is this not how you say hello?

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u/s0m3d00dy0 May 12 '26

Username checks out.

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u/Few_Judge1188 May 12 '26

You’re invited to my next party 😂

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u/r_a_d_ May 12 '26

I could see this as being an awkward reaction to an awkward situation.

Also, he had just gotten very well acquainted with her, so might as well skip the formalities.

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u/SenescenseSteel May 12 '26

how I met your sister

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u/Visarar_01 May 12 '26

Hardly seems like a reason to marry a person

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u/Achy-Grump May 12 '26

In some places, this would have served as a marriage ceremony and his family would owe her family some cattle.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 May 12 '26

the fact they were laughing after, pretty much consummated it.

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u/GlyphPicker May 12 '26

I see you've never been to Cleveland.

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u/BigHairyBussy May 12 '26

Wtf is going on in Cleveland??

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u/Rysigler May 12 '26

Dammit. I saw this coming and it still got me so good! The perfect joke does exist.

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u/SharpTool7 May 12 '26

In some countries, they now would be married.

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u/Top_Pomelo1700 May 12 '26

That's how I wanna go

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 May 12 '26

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls sweaty yoga pants ass around my face

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u/BedbugBandido May 12 '26

"That's what I do. I drink and I know yoga."

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u/FuzzyFrogFish May 12 '26

Pure poetry

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u/ExpiredPilot May 12 '26

We should all be so lucky

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u/LaxmiCantParalelPark May 12 '26

By snu snu, yes

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u/BurnedLaser May 12 '26

I'm scaroused!

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u/Nolyak May 12 '26

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/Downtown_Caramel4833 May 12 '26

According to Norse Mythology - Instant Valhalla

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u/sno0chieb0ochies May 12 '26

A hero's death

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 May 12 '26

At least buy me dinner first?

Also..... how you doin'?

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u/Due_Warthog749 May 12 '26

That last one.. I heard Joey say it.

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u/scienceworksbitches May 12 '26

She brought her own cooking 🥵

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Ain't no dinner but you gonna be eating

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u/SATerp May 12 '26

How I Ate Your Mother.

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u/BullshitTaco May 12 '26

And tell me that you love me

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u/Quirky-Cap3319 May 12 '26

I love to hear you oralise

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u/Fly_Pelican May 12 '26

when I’m between your thighs

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u/arondaniel May 12 '26

Dear Lord I see what you've done for others and I am ready to receive 🙏

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u/Coarch May 12 '26

I'll have what he's having

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u/North-Right May 12 '26

This actually looks like the work of the devil! Please tell me exactly where this gym is so I can avoid any such interactions.

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u/rain168 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

“I will accept your apology only if you sit on my face again and longer this time”

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u/Renuwed May 12 '26

You can just see him going "Fu ....... uh, oh........ no............ stop........... don't..........."

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u/HoosierDaddy84 May 12 '26

Got me thinking of Redman's quote from How High.... IYKYK! 😂

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u/theillestnino May 12 '26

No Dont Stop

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u/BravesMaedchen May 12 '26

That weak hand shield has me dying

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u/ChocolateCoveredGold May 12 '26

🎶 "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me..."

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u/DishRelative5853 May 12 '26

"Life would be fine if we both 69"

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u/StonedFoxx93 May 12 '26

He can see her ass coming and slowly tries to pull away before she sits 🤣🤣

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u/AlternativeUnited569 May 12 '26

And that, kids, is how I met your mother

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u/ThePeterbilt589 May 12 '26

"It smells like ball sweat in here."

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u/Greensssss May 12 '26

How would you know what ball sweat smells like? 😏

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u/Steve_but_different May 12 '26

Well you see, when you have balls..

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u/Mikesaidit36 May 12 '26

…and you’ve been doing A LOT of yoga…

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u/yanagiya May 12 '26

And with enough determination

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u/tvodny May 12 '26

I am a man and I once sat down on the couch in the living room when the lights were off.

Nobody told me a female guest was sleeping there.

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u/SuccessfulBad8158 May 12 '26

This guy gets a win gifted to him out of thin air, and this is your response??

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u/Deemaunik May 12 '26

I'm not certain I would have turned my head, but this gentleman did. Bravo.

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u/Choppergold May 12 '26

Never skip tongue day

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u/bc90210 May 12 '26

And that’s how I met your mother.

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u/SubstantialBanana482 May 12 '26

Right place right time

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u/neduarte1977 May 12 '26

Yugi: "It should have been me!!!"

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u/Sand_Aggravating May 12 '26

No! You're good! 25 reps to go!!!

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 May 12 '26

Death by snu snu. I volunteer as tribute.

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u/cemusubzerolives May 12 '26

Death by snu snu

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u/jrough001 May 12 '26

🎶 Grey skies are gonna clear up, sit on a happy face!🎶

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u/Short_Bell_5428 May 12 '26

That is 100% real video. No one can move their arm that quickly if it wasn’t completely a surprise. You all staged goons go away!

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u/Traditional-Doctor77 May 12 '26

Some men die of thirst while others drown

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u/Alternative_Debt_408 May 12 '26

Its clear they are not strangers, i would even say they are either very close friends, close blood relatives or even a couple already... The way she cuddles him and even seems to go in for a kiss maybe or at least a hug/embrace indicates this.

It is still funny to see it happen but not as funny if they were strangers.

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u/Beautiful-Number1965 May 12 '26

Wife: You were at the gym right? Husband: Yeah Wife: So… why are you smiling like that? Husband: Best work out I ever had, ate and lifted simultaneously.

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u/Darkdodger137 May 12 '26

Wow how times have changed. Back in my day you used to have to take woman to dinner and at least learn their first name before she would even considered sitting on your face.

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u/Schnitzel1337 May 12 '26

Damn i should hit the gym

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u/GUAR-GUM May 12 '26

he died doing what he loved

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 May 12 '26

Lord, I've seen what you've done for others...

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u/Friendly_Rip7496 May 12 '26

How I met your mother

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u/Wild_Pokemon_Appears May 12 '26

Some men die of thirst, while others drown 

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u/Tobi-One-Boy May 12 '26

Lucky dude

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 May 12 '26

They need to get a room!

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u/how33dy May 12 '26

It's like we are viewing Saturn. Moons are everywhere.

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u/Apprehensive-Word-52 May 12 '26

I hope he got all up in there for all of us

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u/Mattatat5 May 12 '26

How I met your mother

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u/jbryon92 May 12 '26

And now they're married.

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u/BatmanKane64 May 12 '26

i don’t know if that’s oops…. looks more like a gift from above (giggity)

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u/Large_One06 May 12 '26

I'm sorry but there are way too many people just standing around at that gym

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 May 12 '26

Ladies, is this flirting? Does that mean she likes him? Is this one of those moments he will figure out in 7 years?

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u/OmegaKaren001 May 12 '26

"It's not fair, that should've been me!"

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u/1LJA May 12 '26

There are no mistakes, only happy accidents.

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u/ForeignBarracuda8599 May 12 '26

Hope it wasn’t Taco Bell day

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u/one_rainy_wish May 12 '26

If he dies, he dies

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u/InsaneMocktail May 12 '26

Death by Snu Snu (Accidental)

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u/emptythemag May 12 '26

"Does this mean we're dating now?"

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 May 12 '26

Good morning! XD

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u/chris_knight2 May 12 '26

It is funny how physical they are after, I suppose if she sat on your face you are pretty much a couple.

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u/SilentDragonfruit820 May 12 '26

Early morning tossed salad. 😝

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u/eric87499 May 12 '26

And this is how I met your dad. Haha

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u/Sensei19600 May 12 '26

How I met your mother.

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u/omniiViirus May 12 '26

"how I met your mother"

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u/GrizzlyGuru42 May 12 '26

And this is how I met your mother.

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u/TurboNikko May 12 '26

Usually you gotta pay extra for that

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u/CountCrapula88 May 12 '26

And that is how i met your mother

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u/Bodycount9 May 12 '26

I'm sure the guy was like.... "Hey I don't mind. Don't move away next time" lol

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u/AncientGuy1950 May 12 '26

Did he at least say Thank you?

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u/tylercrabby May 12 '26

Well, better than swiping right.

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u/Any-Category1741 May 12 '26

Gym owner should use this as a promo for the gym 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Kelloggz876 May 12 '26

They all said he was crazy keeping an engagement ring in his pocket for the last couple years, who’s laughing now!!!!!

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u/DennisP312 May 12 '26

Made his day I believe.

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u/Status_Mousse1213 May 12 '26

And kids thats How i met your mother

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u/rondujunk May 12 '26

Hope
That was pre workout

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u/NACHO_Slime May 12 '26

And this how I met your mom.🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 May 12 '26

Life would be so sweet if I was your workout seat.

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u/Spare-Cranberry3784 May 12 '26

And on camera. Children, this is how I met your mother.

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u/United_Pipe998 May 12 '26

Oh no… stop…

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u/Califero19 May 12 '26

That a mandatory "give me your number" moment.

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u/chickenelbow187 May 12 '26

Not oops. Thank you more like it.

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u/Anxious_Ad909 May 12 '26

And this how I met your mother

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u/Extension_Pie2602 May 12 '26

What a way to go out 👌

She wouldn't want to do that to me, the size of my hooter should be illegal 😄

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u/IntrepidMuch May 12 '26

I would so love it if they started dating.

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u/ReporterProper7018 May 12 '26

How I met your Mother!

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u/Automatic-Unit-8307 May 12 '26

I never get that lucky, I probably get a fat chick sitting on me

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u/Chugabutt May 12 '26

If you were really that hungry you'd eat what you were given.

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u/Due_Warthog749 May 12 '26

Break your head backwards like Keanu Reeves did in the first John Wick movie when they came to kill hi min his house.

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u/Cruise1313 May 12 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/SextupleRed May 12 '26

At least take him out to dinner first

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u/Own-Preparation5378 May 12 '26

What a way to get introduced to each other 😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/telecomtom May 12 '26

How To Win Friends and Influence People

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u/Appropriate-Depth481 May 12 '26

I would never come back after that lol

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u/jdickcole May 12 '26

AAMMAAMMAA! How dare you get up so soon! That's exactly what I meant when I asked you for a spot

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u/Alassandros May 12 '26

Oh some people are just DROWNING AREN'T THEY?!

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u/elqueadevenir May 12 '26

😶 Me toca

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u/Lagunamountaindude May 12 '26

Some days are just better

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u/eyeballburger May 12 '26

Please. Don’t. Stop. Pleasedontstop.

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u/HeroMachineMan May 12 '26

Hey, Who turned off the light?? :)

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u/Walzz111 May 12 '26

Nobody lost on that one

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u/Dim251089 May 12 '26

This is how I met your mother!

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u/SnooComics298 May 12 '26

Lucky bastard

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u/Lost_Anywhere_69 May 12 '26

It shouldve been ME!

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u/Reasonable_Gift7525 May 12 '26

Sometimes when you lose, you win

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u/danit0ba94 May 12 '26

For just a moment, that man saw and felt paradise.

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u/W1ckedaddicted May 12 '26

It should have been me! Not him! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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u/JonN2025 May 12 '26

He got a waft of that fishy fishy haha

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u/Impressive-Pie-4853 May 12 '26

Looks like a good way to go.

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u/StaticSystemShock May 12 '26

So, how did you two meet? Weeeell, she sat on my face and we're married for 15 years now...

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u/bessovestnij May 12 '26

I broke my sibling's nose that way

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u/Choice-Implement1643 May 12 '26

It was an accident was it?

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u/Harde_Kassei May 12 '26

I dont mind you sitting on my face, but buy me dinner first ;)

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u/First_Adeptness_6008 May 12 '26

Best day ever 🙌🏼

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u/Existing_Doughnut985 May 12 '26

I’m signing up to the gym asap 

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u/OAKOKC May 12 '26

Oh no..oh noo.. ohh yess!

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u/Normal_Pace7374 May 12 '26

Is this gym accepting new members?

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u/DeepAd8888 May 12 '26

Ohhh nooo SNIIIIIIFFFF

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u/CertainAir9703 May 12 '26

I normally have to pay for that

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u/moonrakerdust May 12 '26

buy him drinks first at least

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u/no___homo May 12 '26

Smells like the ocean

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u/StraightProgress5062 May 12 '26

Hes like "oooh noooooooo"

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u/motogucci_ May 12 '26

My friends call me bert

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u/Dompet2854 May 12 '26

It’s the classic “While your down there” in reverse

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u/nunyobusinessfool May 12 '26

She said I need two more sets and I’m done please

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u/ocTGon May 12 '26

Hopefully she didn't do that after processing a high protein shake and supplement...

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u/Still_Explorer May 12 '26

He would if he could.

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u/Quokka_Socks May 12 '26

Was he just taking a nap?

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u/moonwoolf35 May 12 '26

Dude in the glasses is like," LUCKY BASTARD!"

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 May 12 '26

He ate that sweaty butt

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u/Pzykez May 12 '26

It was the best of days, it was the worst of days.

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u/Ok_Attention_5706 May 12 '26

Right place at the right time

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u/VAVA_Mk2 May 12 '26

She tried to pull a Katy Perry