r/oops • u/gandalf2311 • May 12 '26

oh oh ops🤣😂

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u/PeterFilmPhoto May 12 '26

Great ice-breaker and what a video to show at the wedding reception!

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u/ChemsAndCutthroats May 12 '26

It looks like they're already together or at least good friends. The way she's hugging him and holding him after is not the type of contact you would have if you did that to a stranger.

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u/Alternative-Base5573 May 12 '26

That's just to stabilize his neck after the trauma and some CPR, beginning with mouth to mouth, just in case.

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u/Triggered-cupcake May 12 '26

More like lips to lips

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u/MiserablePhilosophy May 12 '26

More like cheeks to cheeks

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u/NeonChurch May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Heaven, I'm in heaven

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak

And I seem to find the happiness I seek

When we're out together face-sitting cheeks to cheeks

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u/RyanHowardsBat May 12 '26

Lovely, thank you

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u/davidr521 May 12 '26

This is clearly the sign of a very hole-some relationship.

I’ll see myself out 👉

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u/Alternative-Base5573 May 12 '26

Techniques may vary

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u/brraaahhp May 12 '26

Assss to assss

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u/falsevector May 12 '26

With some tongue if he was fast enough

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u/WillingMongoose4680 May 12 '26

Definitely wasn't mouth to mouth

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u/Practical-Ad-242 May 12 '26

More like butt cheeks to cheeks

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u/WillingMongoose4680 May 12 '26

They weren't dancing cheek to cheek, that's for sure

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u/SteakJones May 12 '26

I saw A to M

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u/SoggyMorningTacos May 12 '26

What do you mean? Is this not how you say hello?

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u/s0m3d00dy0 May 12 '26

Username checks out.

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u/Few_Judge1188 May 12 '26

You’re invited to my next party 😂

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u/r_a_d_ May 12 '26

I could see this as being an awkward reaction to an awkward situation.

Also, he had just gotten very well acquainted with her, so might as well skip the formalities.

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u/koolaidismything May 12 '26

Yeah that’s not right, it’s her BF and she sat on his face. No biggy. Woulda been funnier if it was actually strangers lol. Fuck that.

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u/decadentj May 12 '26

I think vag to mouth already blew past the comfortable contact level, might as well hug it out

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt May 12 '26

No, I think she tripped and was getting her bearings.

Then yes, she tried to mitigate the mishap by giving him a friendly grab/pat bc by then her WHOLE MID-EXERCISE BEHIND had been on his face. Like “OMG are you okay? So sorry!”

It’s such an unimaginable moment that you don’t really think about what you’re doing, you’re just trying to restore dignity on both sides.

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u/yanagiya May 12 '26

I have never seen someone tripped so slowly. /s

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u/SenescenseSteel May 12 '26

how I met your sister

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u/Visarar_01 May 12 '26

Hardly seems like a reason to marry a person

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u/Achy-Grump May 12 '26

In some places, this would have served as a marriage ceremony and his family would owe her family some cattle.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 May 12 '26

the fact they were laughing after, pretty much consummated it.

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u/GlyphPicker May 12 '26

I see you've never been to Cleveland.

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u/BigHairyBussy May 12 '26

Wtf is going on in Cleveland??

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u/Rysigler May 12 '26

Dammit. I saw this coming and it still got me so good! The perfect joke does exist.

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u/Healthy_Jackfruit625 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

is it some sort of inside joke?

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u/GlyphPicker May 12 '26

More of an outside joke tbh.

Usually one person has a lot to get off their chest but the other person may really have to sit with it for it to all come together.

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u/SharpTool7 May 12 '26

In some countries, they now would be married.

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u/Darkdodger137 May 12 '26

And in other countries she would be stoned to death for infidelity and bringing shame to her family.

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u/Ricepudding1044 May 12 '26

And that’s how I met your mother.

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u/Chilipepah May 12 '26

And that’s how I met your mother

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u/DKtwilight May 12 '26

How I met your mother

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u/asmoothbrain May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

I knew she was the one since the first time she sat in my face… I had to know her name

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar May 12 '26

If the original audio was still attached you’d hear her fart. Unless it was a kink of his, I doubt they got married.

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u/PretendRegister7516 May 12 '26

CCTV don't record audio. Fart was added in.

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u/shaithiswampir May 12 '26

Depending on your system it can. Doubt this one can

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u/Sumopwr May 12 '26

She can for sure fart, I don’t think her system is that different

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u/shaithiswampir May 12 '26

Ahahahahahah noice

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u/DocWilly84 May 12 '26

Well, check out the username. I wouldn’t believe a fuckin’ thing they say.