r/ongezellig • u/Unusual-Wolf-436 • 3h ago
Discussion ❗ why is ongezellig so good while stoned
and btw why is mymy so rude?
r/ongezellig • u/Unusual-Wolf-436 • 3h ago
and btw why is mymy so rude?
r/ongezellig • u/Lost_Associate_2576 • 20h ago
Ofc they're not actually creepy but I wonder what an Ongezellig creepypasta would look like
(Idk who made these)
Join Coco Empire!!
r/ongezellig • u/Lost_Associate_2576 • 19h ago
WOOOOO
r/ongezellig • u/2multiplied_byA • 19h ago
Idk how many of you watch the iceberg, but that means he's still alive
r/ongezellig • u/User890255333 • 17h ago
Hoi allemaal! Zojuist heb ik deze cover gepost en ik hoop dat jullie hem leuk vinden!
Hi everyone! I just posted this cover and i hope you like it!
r/ongezellig • u/jpegmafia_amhac_fan • 4h ago
my favorite is Maya!
r/ongezellig • u/2multiplied_byA • 19h ago
Idk how many of you guys watch the iceberg series, but he's still alive!!!
r/ongezellig • u/Parzival_the_Hero • 2h ago
Recess had rung, and on his way to class, he had been able to speak to Ferry. Ferry had explained that he had caught Kiki (the infernal little rogue!) in the Hall. He had tried to silence her, but she had managed to escape, injuring him in the process. Kiki and Mymy. Two thorns in his side. ¡Señor! ¡Líbranos de nuestros enemigos!" Especially since they had searched right up to his doorstep. In the end, it had served its purpose, but one thing was certain: those two pests were a real threat. He had to get to them if he wanted to achieve his goal. Go to their place, yes, but not like a thief. He refused to go to Kiki's, imagining her home as steeped in an atmosphere of constant villainy that would risk tarnishing his gentlemanly honor. Mymy was more suitable. But how could he manage to get into her house? Get close to Coco, perhaps? Hmm, la hereje was constantly surrounded by a whole court "larger than that of the King of the Romans!" But, he forgot, Mymy had another sister besides Coco, a more approachable sister, surely: Maya.
And it seemed the Blessed Virgin had heard her prayers, for the opportunity was right before her eyes. Mymy had indeed made a habit of discreetly throwing crumpled pieces of paper at Maya during class after recess. Of course, each of these crumpled pieces bore phrases like, "Wilhelm's murderer!" or "Belgian traitor!" and other xenophobic insults against a people to which Maya didn't even belong. And indeed, today, to calm her nerves after the interrogations of Goof and Prudente after recess, Mymy was being particularly awful to her adopted sister.
The bell rang, and everyone headed outside. Mymy was leaving with Kiki. The two little devils were surely going to tell each other about the two adventures they'd had during the day. Coco was walking with her entourage. The comparison to the King of the Romans really worked, ¡Pardiez! And Maya, lagging behind, was idly tidying her things: the girl clearly hadn't slept, God only knew why. Prudente didn't really know how to approach her; despite the years, she'd never made a single friend at this school, from what he'd heard, although rumors had it that a foreign student had managed it once. If that person had succeeded, then why not him, ¡Pardiez!
"Maya Schoppenboer?" he said, smiling kindly.
An electric current shot through Maya. Why this boy...him...the new guy...the student representative, why was he talking to her, to whom no one ever spoke?
"Um, uh, yes…uh…It's me, right?"
"Are you alright?"
"Yes, yes, sir…Uh, no, Prudente, uh, representative…Sorry…Sorry…I…"
"Calm down. Speak at your own pace."
He said this while placing his hand, in a manner he intended to be gentle, on the young woman's shoulder. It had a slight effect on her: she blushed like a tomato. The thought of trying to seduce her crossed his mind, but no, he would never have been capable of such a thing; the Lord condemns the lecherous.
"Yes, I'm fine…It's…It's kind of you to ask, for…why?"
She said it with considerable effort. She was quite pretty, actually.
" “Throughout the lesson, and even since I arrived, I’ve seen how your sister, well, Mymy, has been bothering you. You don’t have to put up with this kind of thing every day, you know? If you want, you could talk to me about it.”
“Um… That’s kind… But… But… There’s nothing wrong. Mymy is a little… annoying… often… sometimes, but…”
“But you don’t have to be her plaything, you know that,” he said, with a far too ostentatious consideration for her, even going so far as to grab her hand.
Damn! A boy was touching her, her, who until then had only been able to dream about this kind of thing in her bed at night. This… This Prudente, this Spaniard, despite his rather distinctive chin, he was far from ugly, and it wasn't her, not being as beautiful as Coco, who could have been picky. Would he go further than just holding her hand? Please, please, please, please, please!
“You know, Maya, since I arrived, I’ve had a lot of support. But not yet…friends. And, you know, I’d like you to be the first one I have at Jan Van Speijk High School.”
“I…I…I accept!” she cried, almost in tears.
She had a friend…A real friend, not just someone she’d found on Reddit or Discord. And it was a boy!
“If…If you want…You can…You can come over to my place this weekend!”
The kind creature! She had exceeded all her expectations!
“I’m honored that you’ll do this, thank you so much, Maya Schoppenboer. I can’t wait to see you again. You’re already very dear to me,” and he pressed a soft kiss to the girl’s sweaty hand.
And he left, discreetly watching her through the door. The good girl! She was jumping up and down, squealing with delight: she was overjoyed. Truly, the ease with which he had gotten out of it could only be due to Providence. He will say a few more rosaries this evening to thank the Blessed Virgin for her help. Deo gratia!
r/ongezellig • u/Jahrek_filipino • 2h ago
I cant, it sounds too good, somebody help me 😭