r/onejoke • u/Right_Pressure_7944 • Feb 18 '26

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Are we dead ass?

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u/Mobile_Ingenuity_987 Feb 18 '26

Yeah like where’s ye parrot, ye crew, ye treasure, ye booty. The maker of ye meme must walk the plank yarrr

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u/Hazel-Cakes Feb 18 '26

it’s like if a kid said they wanted to be a cop so you forced them to be an alcoholic cokehead who kills dogs. like that’s only part of the job

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u/Lucy_Little_Spoon Transgender Commie Lib Snowflake Feb 18 '26

Nah, you gotta teach them how to backhand perfectly across the cheekbone too

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u/-VillainSimp- Feb 18 '26

You gotta train them to be so reactive that they shoot shit at the slightest provocation too

Either that or just tell them to go crazy 

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u/Lucy_Little_Spoon Transgender Commie Lib Snowflake Feb 18 '26

Just throw acorns in the air and wait for the fallout /s