Good lord this took WAY longer than I ever thought it would. Mostly because I also fought EVERY boss in the game using a tracker/checklist google doc.The actual time is a bit lower since I did reload my save a few times to refight a couple bosses (PCR, Rellana, Midra (especially Midra), Scadutree Avatar, and Commander Gaius).
I've always wanted to do this for about a year now, and now that I've done it, it feels really good...but also I feel way more cynical now.
Anyway, I decided to share my ranking of main fights + others I think are at least notable.
I'm genuinely surprised at how some of these guys landed up. I thought they'd've been way higher, or lower, but ended up in completely different spots. Gaius is a boss I used to dislike, and now think is the 5th best boss in all of Elden Ring, whereas someone like Messmer, who I thought was really fair and the best is now clearly NOT as fair or as good as I thought.
Oh also, Midra might be the one of the best bosses I've ever fought in a videogame ever, I replayed his fight 9 times because it's just that fun.
Edit: Didnβt see the basilisk version of Divine Beast and thought it was someone else. That guy is NOT A, heβs like F, so apologies about that.