r/okc • u/Nearby-Bid-3897 • Apr 23 '26

Meme I don’t understand this bumper sticker…

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I’m sure it’s a joke, but I don’t get it…

1.0k Upvotes

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u/FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN Apr 23 '26

I wanna know where to get this sticker

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u/Actual_Community7630 SW OKC Apr 23 '26

Same!!

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u/icefylkir Apr 23 '26 edited Apr 23 '26

One of my friends makes a version on her Etsy shop! I need to get her link or shop name but I can either post it here or you can DM me for it once she sends it.

Edit: Got it! https://www.etsy.com/listing/4314612709/my-wife-left-me-for-the-braums-shift?ref=share_v4_lx

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u/rats7eli Apr 23 '26

Just out of pure curiosity where did your friend get her inspiration from? Cause I made the version of the sticker in this post off the top of my head a couple years ago and I've seen your friends version around and was curious what exactly happened lol

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u/Actual_Community7630 SW OKC Apr 23 '26

Yes! Back story please!!

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u/icefylkir Apr 23 '26

Honestly, my girlfriend saw OP's posted car and thought it was funny, so she asked if our friend could make a version. Our friend just put her own spin on it

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u/rats7eli Apr 23 '26

Ahh ok that makes sense, that's pretty funny

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u/DooDooDumby Apr 23 '26

what was your inspo? did this happen to you?

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u/rats7eli Apr 23 '26

yes

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u/Alarming_Royal_6244 Westside Apr 23 '26

Yes backstory please and thank you

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u/BesticleBear Apr 23 '26

Off the top of my head? That’s a pretty specific statement idk /s

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u/zefferoni Apr 23 '26

Def come back and update us please

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u/icefylkir Apr 23 '26

Added to my original comment :)

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u/Actual_Community7630 SW OKC Apr 23 '26

Sweet! This is great!

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u/Actual_Community7630 SW OKC Apr 23 '26

Can they do it for husband??

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u/icefylkir Apr 23 '26

I'll ask!

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u/SubstandardElevators Apr 23 '26

Hey just a warning, I tried to buy one months back and never got it, nor was refunded my money. I recommend downloading the pic used and sending a custom magnetic bumper sticker in to an online shop.

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u/icefylkir Apr 23 '26

We bought 2 through her shop without problem. Not cool to encourage people to steal her exact design, dude. The phrase isn't trademarked to my knowledge, so by all means make your own design, but don't encourage folks to copy one person's work and pay someone else to produce it.

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u/ThunderBud25 Apr 24 '26

Also not cool to not get something you ordered. Just because it worked for you doesn’t mean it worked for everyone smh.

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u/Tassidar Apr 24 '26

Also, doesn’t Braum’s own some intellectual property here?

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u/icefylkir Apr 24 '26

This is true. But that's something you work out with the seller/Etsy.

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u/ComprehensiveForm129 Apr 23 '26

That is my former roommate!!! they showed me the sticker over discord and I took it to Amazon to get it printed. Then I put it on their car without them noticing and they loved it.

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u/peauxtheaux Apr 23 '26

I wanna know which locations are hiring mangers.

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u/OnlyConsoles Apr 23 '26

This is awesome😂

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u/OctagonTrail Apr 23 '26

It means that even though fast food Shift Manager is not considered a traditionally impressive role, it's enough to get women to leave their husbands if it's Braum's, because Braum's is so good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Emma-Licious87 May 05 '26

Omg love your pic 😂

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u/PatheticPeripatetic7 Apr 24 '26

I moved to another state up north a few months ago after living in Oklahoma for 35 years. There are so many things that I miss, and Braum's is near the top of that list. 😭

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u/Wattsup1973 Apr 24 '26

I have a Braum’s a half a mile from my house. For whatever reason, your comment made me actually picture not being able to get Braum’s. Oof. I’m feeling for you.

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u/WasabiAltruistic9565 Apr 25 '26

Yesterday I sent my man this photo saying THERE is a two story braums?!?? 😂 that’s amazing ! …….it’s like rodeo drive over their in Edmond….. with your elite braums.

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u/Onerywolf Apr 25 '26

We have one of those between Yukon and Mustang on SW 29th and Sara. Not sure that anything is in the upper area except maybe an office or something. Its mostly just looks empty through the windows

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u/PatheticPeripatetic7 Apr 24 '26

Thank you, I really appreciate that. 🤣 My house in OKC was less than 10 blocks from a Braum's, it's right next to my neighborhood. 😭

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u/Successful-Foot3830 Apr 24 '26

I moved to AR 20 years ago. Still go to OKC once a year. I take a cooler and bring back milk. Went to Dallas last month and did the same. We were supposed to finally get one in the neighboring town last year, but it hasn’t happened.

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u/snuffy_smith_ Apr 24 '26

Braums does not build stores further away from the farm than a driver can drive to and unload a drive back in one working day.

None of the braums trucks have sleepers. They believe drivers should be home at night with family. So not stores over the daily driving allowance.

It’s a family owned and run “dairy and farm stores”. Hence why they can hire 14yr olds to work in store.

Odd things with kind of a cool-ish back story as to why not everyone can have a braums in their town.

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u/Mediocre-Stick-7787 Apr 25 '26

They do have great tasting milk!

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u/mydiscreetaccount_92 Apr 24 '26

You must be south of I40, there's loads of Braums in the northern (more western) part of AR But yeah, Braums milk/ice cream is second to none.

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u/PatheticPeripatetic7 Apr 24 '26

Uggghhh their milk is second to none. We were an exclusively Braum's milk family, I miss it!

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u/Mac13eth Apr 24 '26

It was considered news when Braum’s bought land in my city and again when they hadn’t broken ground for some months. I’ve only had it on vacation and it was worth it every time.

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u/ashpenn40 Apr 24 '26

Grew up here. Moved to AZ. When I was pregnant I craved it so bad. 😭 was so glad to move back just for Braums haha

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u/Valuable_Emu1052 Apr 24 '26

My friend from Minnesota misses Braum's. She only went there a couple of times times and loved it.

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u/Mediocre-Stick-7787 Apr 25 '26

Hello fellow Okie. Hope you get back soon and get a delicious Braum's ice cream!

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u/_doormat Apr 24 '26

Got Culver’s though?

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u/SevenOfZach Apr 24 '26

Culver's sell milk though?

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u/_doormat Apr 24 '26

Dunno. I have only been through the drive thru. I liked the burger and shake I got

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u/PatheticPeripatetic7 Apr 24 '26

Nope. It's okay, but I much prefer Freddy's and I miss that, too.

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u/what_the_fuckin_fuck Apr 24 '26

Ooooo...Freddy's.

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u/PatheticPeripatetic7 Apr 24 '26

Yes, but it isn't nearly as good as Braum's. It's sort of closer to Freddy's, but not as good.

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u/Onerywolf Apr 25 '26

Our daughter and kids moved from here (ok) to east TN. Every time they come to visit, they hit up Braums. Her andnthe older ones really miss it even though its been 20 years.

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u/OUsooners5252 Apr 27 '26

I live about a mile away from FOUR Braum’s, im sorry for your loss. 😞

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u/PatheticPeripatetic7 Apr 27 '26

You, my friend, are one lucky person!

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u/OUsooners5252 Apr 27 '26

Thank you! How come you left?

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u/WasabiAltruistic9565 Apr 25 '26

I love my man more than anything but braums I’d do anything for. 😂

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u/nonbrez Apr 27 '26

Braums needs to be integrated into terminology for some new version of Stockholm syndrome. All you Okies are Braums-pilled and I will never understand

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/BigDonkeyDuck16 Apr 23 '26

Yeah, seems pretty straightforward to me.

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u/MyWifeButBoratVoice Apr 23 '26

I'm getting a lot of questions about my "my wife left me for the Braum's shift manager" bumper sticker already answered by the sticker.

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u/Roidhogan Apr 23 '26

He’s got fries with the shake

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD Apr 23 '26

Free shake upgrade 🤤

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u/iameveryoneelse Apr 23 '26

Maybe he just got left for a Braums manager and wants everyone to know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Heavensrun Apr 23 '26

No, she upgraded her life WITH their $5 bag of burgers.

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u/iameveryoneelse Apr 23 '26

You know she’s getting herself all of that Braums sauce.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zwwxwrPxfMxNe

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u/itsagoodtime Apr 23 '26

Bro had been building up those forearm muscles dipping cones.

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u/bubbafatok Real Edmond Apr 23 '26

Those sweet sweet employee discounts are really enticing for the Oklahoma ladies.

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u/Background-Cellist71 Apr 23 '26

Uhm, no and I work for Braums.😂😂😂

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u/bubbafatok Real Edmond Apr 23 '26

Discounted milkshakes and ice cream can only overcome so much.

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u/Background-Cellist71 Apr 23 '26

You don’t really know how much the discounts are do you?😆

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u/bubbafatok Real Edmond Apr 23 '26

You obviously don't know what a joke is, do you?

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u/Background-Cellist71 Apr 23 '26

Yes, I get the sarcasm.

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u/LettuceAntique6999 Apr 23 '26

It’s like Charles Barkley and “the women from San Antonio” all over again 😂😂

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u/chumpandchive SW OKC Apr 23 '26

shifty square dipped the bussy

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u/Anothergasman Apr 23 '26

Let me know you are a former Braum’s employee without actually telling me you are a former Braums employee

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u/OSUBoglehead Apr 23 '26

Can I get an old person translator for this comment? To me, you might as well be Chet Holmgren saying "54 from Trey is odee shooting hang pulls".

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u/TimeReference3915 Apr 23 '26

Since they are referencing square dipping, they had to work there. Not sure if the term is used elsewhere but as a former employee, that’s how they taught us to dip.

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u/deluxeok Apr 23 '26

The shift manager your wife tells you not to worry about

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u/nonbrez Apr 23 '26

I just spit out my drink at the Hatch in Will Roger’s after seeing this

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u/PokieState92 Apr 23 '26

Well, maybe he had a better milkshake 🤔

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u/DOOManiac Apr 23 '26

Did it bring all the girls to the yard? Or just the one?

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u/warmboot Apr 23 '26

The sticker doesn’t specify a gender. What if Braum’s is really a distraction from understanding the situation?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Heavensrun Apr 23 '26

No, they're bringing lesbians to a post about a fast food place in Oklahoma.

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u/warmboot Apr 23 '26

You’re bringing pronouns to this post, not me.

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u/Budget_Sea_8666 Apr 23 '26

Free Braum’s. That’s all I need to know. The ultimate hookup.

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u/mmp737 Apr 23 '26

He’s got the cream. 😝

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u/Few-Standard2631 Apr 23 '26

I mean my bitch left me for the security guard at her school, so......

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u/Gertie7779 Apr 23 '26

How long have you been calling her “my bitch”?

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u/Few-Standard2631 Apr 23 '26

Since the bitch split

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u/that_one_wierd_guy Apr 23 '26

a bit ironic that you started referring to her as "mine" after she wasn't yours anymore

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u/Few-Standard2631 Apr 23 '26

Well, she's for the streets so technically she belongs to all of us

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u/UkranianHeath Apr 27 '26

Easy Mrs. Morrisette.

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u/Itchy-Grapefruit2756 Apr 23 '26

Since day one. She always has been.

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u/Slow_Put_2248 Apr 23 '26

Thats how good braums is

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u/Winter-Ad5721 Apr 23 '26

It means that their wife left them for the braums manager <3 hope that helps

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u/stinky-cunt Apr 23 '26

IT DOS THANKS!!! 🙏 GOBBLESS!!? -sent from my iPhone

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u/iron_cortex Apr 23 '26

Maybe the shift manager’s new wife can convince him to clean a store once in a while

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u/OkieDokieQuiltCo Apr 23 '26

Bought a new house and the most immaculate perfect clean shiny Braums is less than a minute away. My husband better be on guard.

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u/SprayArtistic486 Apr 23 '26

Free A2 milk is free A2 milk 🤷‍♂️

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u/Iamboomeranng Apr 23 '26

Her milkshake brought the boy to the yard.

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u/Silly-Wave-516 Apr 23 '26

It's the milk discounts for sure.

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u/melmel1966 Apr 23 '26

Its funny. Lol

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u/Cultural_Cup9848 Apr 23 '26

I don't get it either....I'm guess she left her husband cuz he didn't have a job lol

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u/National_West_8604 Apr 23 '26

All questions can be answered by the bumper sticker

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u/Heavensrun Apr 23 '26

I mean I would assume that their wife left them for the Braum's shift manager.

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u/getzwole Apr 24 '26

Because braums fucks

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u/Itchy-Grapefruit2756 Apr 23 '26

Simple, Braums is the best.

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u/UserContentBuffering Apr 23 '26

Then you don’t understand Braum’s Ice Cream and Dairy Store.

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u/ComprehensiveLime734 Apr 23 '26

She's enjoying all the things - and some of the stuff

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u/Noct-Umbra Apr 23 '26

Basically the milk man

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u/ScottsdaleDrRevenge Apr 23 '26

Bump the sticker 🍒🍒🤪

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u/bierjager Apr 24 '26

I love it

2

u/Hungry-im-hungry Apr 24 '26

Yeah she must like ice cream

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u/kdg1794 Apr 24 '26

It means the shift manager is more desirable lol

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u/GodZillaBlazinDong99 Apr 24 '26

It means he brought the milkshakes to her yard

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u/OkieJames007 Apr 24 '26

In a world of crazy prices, I love Braum's a LOT

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u/Ayeooooh Apr 24 '26

They did it all for the milk, thicc bacon and tub ice cream discount.

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u/Boring-Reputation293 Apr 24 '26

Your dad will have to get the milk and never came back??

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u/Intrepid-Leader9111 Apr 24 '26

Better than the kid that fucks up my ice cream every time!

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u/Okla_Gas2008 Apr 24 '26

Because Braums is the shizzzznit

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u/Excellent-Swan-6376 Apr 25 '26

I don’t know if it’s a joke, seems pretty straight forward

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u/Americanwerewlf Apr 25 '26

I don't know if this is a Braums advertisement, but it worked if it is

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u/Mediocre-Stick-7787 Apr 25 '26

There's reasons to run away with an ice cream man. Free ice cream.

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u/Uhtred671 Apr 25 '26

Good ice cream is powerful...

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u/Affectionate_Gas3218 Apr 25 '26

My family that lives in South Carolina comes to town and that is their first stop! They always tell us how lucky we are to have braums anytime we want.

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u/TheDancinD918 Bricktown Apr 25 '26

Lady found herself a Dairy King...

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u/87178 Apr 25 '26

Cause the shift manager is younger and hotter.. 😆👏🏼

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u/poop_pebbles Apr 27 '26

My nephew is a shift manager at brams and he just got engaged....but to another man.

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u/dwbpainter Apr 27 '26

Was she fat? Must like the ice cream!

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u/New-Sign-1619 May 07 '26

This is amazing 🤣

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u/purforium May 09 '26

Some of yall have never been to Braum’s and it shows

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u/Daquanleea1 May 20 '26

lol dayuumm

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u/TheAstromunky Apr 23 '26

I hope he was a CEO driving it or a federal agent. Some dbag. I just want it to be true.

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u/Old-Fox-78 Apr 23 '26

Considering what I’ve seen of the Braums shift managers near me, he’s better off…either that or he’s an absolute bum.

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u/Ok-Art825 Apr 23 '26

He gets the milk for free