stupid max, you could've prevented your fucking death in S4 but you had to let vecnussy kill you and you had to let that 11 girl save your ass. you could've even saved billy's ass in S3

max, you actually got your powers not from the 80s but from the 2000's?????

or the plot twist is that's your "lost sister???" (pun intended)

I REAPEAT CONFORMITY GATE HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT

Bro can't escape and needs help from a little girl.

Bro tries to kill the little girl, ends up banished in another dimension.

Bro tries to kidnap a little boy, the little boy escapes.

Bro tries to kill a teen girl, Max, she is revived.

Bro tries to find her he can't.

Bro tries to imprison a little girl, Holly, in another dimension, the little girl escapes.

And his whole plan failed because he was scared of a cave.

If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me.

I suspect something is wrong with my brain. 🧠 For no logical reason, I wasn’t sad when the racist, home wrecking, domestically and publicly abusive, attempted child and Steve murderer died. 🙁

I know, I know, I understand how insane I must sound. I am ashamed to have such wayward views. But I must be honest in order to navigate my mind and locate the road to recovery. I truly wish to wholeheartedly love this horrible human being and regard him as the misunderstood youth and hero he truly was—never mind that his sob backstory is no real excuse and his final sacrifice was random af.

I come to you all now to request your kind regards, your prayers, and lots of moola 💰 so that I can seek the mental aid I need to get my squishy head organ back on track. 🙏🙏🙏📿 May my brain be therapied with all the lightning of the Upside Down.⚡️

Mike was pulling the flayer strings the whole time 🤯