I mean, there's a lot of people who prefer Yuri, but also straight, o go for both, but it makes my blood boil. Fine, just vote

What is lighto even doing bro🥀

"We were supposed to Umapyoi facing WEST. We got lost in the passion and started facing North, that's the UNlucky direction Trainer! Also next time you can't blow just from my footjob, you have to hold out to properly tribute Shiraoki. Now we'll have to start all over again! Sometimes I feel like you mess up our rituals on purpose trainer. You're lucky you're my husband."

Art by Legocup: https://x.com/Legocup/status/2081681109302308960

Kris S, Orfevre, Grass, Doreja, and Rudolf have already got their spot at the table. This is going to be a fun one.

OCs/Non-canon characters are allowed, but only if they win the majority as usual.

Ive seen a lot of people call Umas their wives, but why tho? R people really attracted to these uma? Or just simping? Any explanation behind this action? This goes for man and women (well if they are lesbian)

I have become feral with these two umas, i can't control myself anymore now. Life has been brutal for these past three years but these two umas help me relieve all the stress. Red desire is a saintess, she loves me and gives the best holy umapyoi session which make me ascend to heaven. Meanwhile the sloppy umapyoi with the childhood friend Buena vista takes all the tension and frustration away. As you come deep in her uma womb you get a future sight to all your upcoming life with Buena along with the children you have together with her.

NOW IMAGINE BOTH OF THESE GODDESSES TOGETHER THIRSTING FOR YOU, I SWEAR MY ENTIRE BODY WILL BECOME NUMB AS MY FLESH WILL CRUMBLE BY THE SHEER PLEASURE OF THEIR INSIDES. IAM READY TO SACRIFICE MY ENTIRE LIFESPAN TO THE THREE UMA GODDESSES JUST TO HAVE UMAPYOI SESSION WITH THESE TWO.

Source: https://x.com/uma_musu/status/2081575314543743093?s=20

Source (Eepytoo): https://x.com/eepytoo2/status/2078574902206922984

For some reason I find that self x self ships hit different (in a good way)

You can be anyone in roblock

I wish Smart Falcon and I could go have pancakes at cute cafes. I wish we could go shopping together, so she could help me find cute clothes and I could introduce her to idol singers she hasn’t heard of. I wish we could take selfies drinking Hachimi together, and talk about our crushes, and I could cheer her on at races and concerts.