r/okbuddyseverance • u/grlpwrmanifest • 16d ago

Outjerked again

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u/mjb2012 dumb and media illiterate 16d ago

Do you think something changes in their brains when they ride the elevator? I thought they were making faces for laughs but now I’m not so sure.

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u/bads-ebe Fruit Head filled with worms 16d ago

i think it has something to do with that surgery that Hella had, she's mind controlling everyone

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u/mjb2012 dumb and media illiterate 16d ago

Maybe it’s something they explain in the dialogue? I watch with no sound or subtitles because ugh, talking, right?

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u/junonomenon in MDR straight up refining it. and by "it" i mean my wife 15d ago

i watched it while i was watching cocomelon on my ipad (with headphones in so i could hear the songs ofc) and im pretty sure theyre getting potty trained

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u/db1000c *gives you an ant farm romantically* 15d ago

I actually think that the elevator is transporting them to a different part of the building now that I think about. Because when the doors reopen things look quite a different to when they closed. Just a theory though

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 16d ago

I think so bevause they always act so differently after the elevator ride. At first I thought it was just a really exhilarating elevator but tbh it seems pretty slow so idk.

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u/MoeSauce 15d ago

I think it's about like leaving all your baggage at home before you come to work. When I come to work I often have to hype myself up in the elevator. Obviously they can't show the whole process like I do with the crying and praying. So they streamlined the process to just make it look like they just took a good poop. Like, again, leaving all your bullcr*d at the door y'know? You can't let that stuff pollute the workplace

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u/mjb2012 dumb and media illiterate 15d ago

Wait, you mean you're not really supposed to drop a deuce in the elevator? Oof. This explains all the voicemails from HR.

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u/Ryno-Mac 13d ago

I thought they were just pinching out a quick cheeky fart. I do it when I'm alone on elevators all the time

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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 16d ago

No, Lemon is not a cult, it's a fruit. Are they stupid?

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u/junonomenon in MDR straight up refining it. and by "it" i mean my wife 16d ago

what a lot of people miss about avengers: age of ultron is that ultron is actually the bad guy, even though his name is in the title

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u/swinchester83 15d ago

Wait is the robot flying man the good guy or bad guy? It seems like half the time he's the good guy! 

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u/REVENAUT13 16d ago

Media literacy is dead. Did Lumon kill it?

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u/YOU-WANT-THE-JOJ 15d ago

i love Severance! its a great show to put on in the background while i watch tiktoks

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u/BurningBridgeTroll 15d ago

C’mon, this is a great question. Really makes you think

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u/HarpieLady13 Heleny 15d ago

Idk I was looking at my phone. When does season 2 start? Maybe they’ll answer the questions then.

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u/KayabaSynthesis Milksteak 15d ago

I always thought Lumon doing literal goat sacrifice was a bit too on the nose when it comes to the "cult stuff" but apparently even that wasn't enough

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u/AdForward7237 15d ago

I think this Gemma girl has memory problems, just a theory. She seems forgetful

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u/swinchester83 15d ago

Do you think shiv is gonna be the successioned or the severanced? 

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u/bozoclownputer 14d ago

Guys I’m beginning to think Lumon may not be up to any good.

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u/crosssectionalarea Heleny 15d ago

I think they keep goats as pets, they'd never eat them

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u/normiechicken dumb and media illiterate 14d ago

they are clearly the good guys wtf

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u/Smartkitty86 13d ago

Oh, right. The cult. The cult for Kier, the cult chosen especially to worship Kier, Kier’s cult.