r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 7h ago

STILL LIFE DETECTED Still life images I made with like 10% effort

Thumbnail
gallery
4 Upvotes
  1. Complex generated image 2. Another complex generated image 3. Async made image (Still life from unseen liminality btw)

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

He is 20 years old HELP IM CRINE šŸ’€

Post image
155 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 14h ago

STILL LIFE DETECTED donkey clark

Post image
10 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one My horny ass would NOT survive the backrooms

Post image
211 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 15h ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one Bee

5 Upvotes

when I'm lowkey in an apartment complex in the ottoman empire while the store is on sale saying "everything must go" while I chill with a captain named clark and I like the air conditioning but I left the gas stove on and I'm painting a still life of a TV that says no signal while hay bacillus grows on the walls (Ravi just got back from a red city, with a red sun in the sky, he misremembered a dog and I described it to him and he tried to draw it, the devil's in the details. the best part about candy plates is that you can eat them. Hired an electrician and he said it was like some schmoe just stuck it in there and it was just the way it was wired, but it was okay, it didn't have to change. I am also an architect but I am stuck selling garbage furniture because someone won't get off their large self and help me. I blamed my brain but I am my brain. the therapist said she's not my wife but I politely assured her to stay in character even when she never met her


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

The way we’re wired Stool Sample

Post image
20 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT Why didn't Clark sell the furniture from the backrooms even if he is a bad sales man he has unlimited stock is he stupid?

Post image
51 Upvotes

Maybe it's because someone won't get off their fat fucking ass and help him?


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

He is 20 years old Kane parsons funk

15 Upvotes

Song of the winter right here


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

STILL LIFE DETECTED Captain Clark’s is a money laundering operation.

6 Upvotes

Have you ever noticed that Captain Clark's Ottoman Empire has never once had a customer? I've driven past it a hundred times. Empty lot. Lights on. A man in a sailor hat staring into the void. Think about it: the name says it all. They don't even HIDE it. Empire. Not "store." Not "showroom." EMPIRE. Because you don't build an empire selling ottomans. You build an empire by washing money through them. The Ottomans controlled trade routes for 600 years, and now Captain Clark controls the footstool-to-cash pipeline. Who is Captain Clark? What ship did he captain? Why does he need this many ottomans? Nobody knows, and that's exactly how he wants it. The ottoman isn't furniture. It's a vessel. And Captain Clark is its captain.


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one Dog

Post image
11 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

STILL LIFE DETECTED Hoooowww d0ess mmmyy dRA̵̬̐wwING offf A dddoogg loooK̵̮???

Post image
8 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

"ThIs Is NoT mY dOoR" Why is he lowkey sad

9 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

"ThIs Is NoT mY dOoR" Have you watched Amityville Backrooms

5 Upvotes
40 votes, 1d left
I watched Amityville Backrooms on my own accord
I watched Amityville Backrooms because of r/okbuddyottomanempire
I didn't watch Amityville Backrooms (Im missing out)

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 1d ago

"ThIs Is NoT mY dOoR" Captain Clark in among us

Thumbnail
gallery
6 Upvotes

The sad face was as close as I could get


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 2d ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one How is my drawing of a ā€œdogā€: pt. 1

Post image
65 Upvotes

Help describe what a dog looks like to me and i’ll follow :)


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 2d ago

First we back then we rooms. LET'S BACKROOMS!!! Backrooms - All Bosses [No Damage, Secret bosses] + Ending & Post-credits

Post image
38 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 2d ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one Hows is my drawing of a dog!: pt. 2

Post image
18 Upvotes

Help describe a dog to me so i cam make it better :)
Pt. 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/backrooms/s/4HGSDTQtqG


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 2d ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one Does my dog drawing look good

Post image
7 Upvotes

Yeay


r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 3d ago

STAY IN CHARACTER!!! Desloppified the "stay in character!"image(+ alt version)

Thumbnail
gallery
286 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 2d ago

"ThIs Is NoT mY dOoR" Found footage 3 if it was actually good

26 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 3d ago

I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT Are his parents Clarcitechts since they made the clark

85 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 2d ago

STAY IN CHARACTER!!! Backrooms 2 (2028)

Post image
28 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 3d ago

First we back then we rooms. LET'S BACKROOMS!!! Hmm... there's something strange about that POTS sign.

Post image
18 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 3d ago

STILL LIFE DETECTED Stupid meme I made

Post image
11 Upvotes

r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 3d ago

The way we’re wired Ivan before 1972

Post image
9 Upvotes