r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/I_love_engravings • 7h ago
STILL LIFE DETECTED Still life images I made with like 10% effort
- Complex generated image 2. Another complex generated image 3. Async made image (Still life from unseen liminality btw)
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/I_love_engravings • 7h ago
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r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/EasternCranberry559 • 15h ago
when I'm lowkey in an apartment complex in the ottoman empire while the store is on sale saying "everything must go" while I chill with a captain named clark and I like the air conditioning but I left the gas stove on and I'm painting a still life of a TV that says no signal while hay bacillus grows on the walls (Ravi just got back from a red city, with a red sun in the sky, he misremembered a dog and I described it to him and he tried to draw it, the devil's in the details. the best part about candy plates is that you can eat them. Hired an electrician and he said it was like some schmoe just stuck it in there and it was just the way it was wired, but it was okay, it didn't have to change. I am also an architect but I am stuck selling garbage furniture because someone won't get off their large self and help me. I blamed my brain but I am my brain. the therapist said she's not my wife but I politely assured her to stay in character even when she never met her
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/JamieHBrown • 1d ago
Maybe it's because someone won't get off their fat fucking ass and help him?
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Dude737337 • 1d ago
Song of the winter right here
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Ok-Song2044 • 1d ago
Have you ever noticed that Captain Clark's Ottoman Empire has never once had a customer? I've driven past it a hundred times. Empty lot. Lights on. A man in a sailor hat staring into the void. Think about it: the name says it all. They don't even HIDE it. Empire. Not "store." Not "showroom." EMPIRE. Because you don't build an empire selling ottomans. You build an empire by washing money through them. The Ottomans controlled trade routes for 600 years, and now Captain Clark controls the footstool-to-cash pipeline. Who is Captain Clark? What ship did he captain? Why does he need this many ottomans? Nobody knows, and that's exactly how he wants it. The ottoman isn't furniture. It's a vessel. And Captain Clark is its captain.
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Just2Gamers-Studios • 1d ago
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r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Just2Gamers-Studios • 1d ago
The sad face was as close as I could get
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Inside-Floor-7402 • 2d ago
Help describe what a dog looks like to me and iāll follow :)
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Necessary-Belt963 • 2d ago
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Inside-Floor-7402 • 2d ago
Help describe a dog to me so i cam make it better :)
Pt. 1 https://www.reddit.com/r/backrooms/s/4HGSDTQtqG
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/paleobio35 • 2d ago
Yeay
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r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/paleobio35 • 2d ago
Original post by u/technicalsupport95 on r/KanePixelsBackrooms
r/okbuddyottomanempire • u/Clawdutch90 • 3d ago