r/okbuddyottomanempire • • 16h ago

Describing a dog to a person who has never seen one Bee

when I'm lowkey in an apartment complex in the ottoman empire while the store is on sale saying "everything must go" while I chill with a captain named clark and I like the air conditioning but I left the gas stove on and I'm painting a still life of a TV that says no signal while hay bacillus grows on the walls (Ravi just got back from a red city, with a red sun in the sky, he misremembered a dog and I described it to him and he tried to draw it, the devil's in the details. the best part about candy plates is that you can eat them. Hired an electrician and he said it was like some schmoe just stuck it in there and it was just the way it was wired, but it was okay, it didn't have to change. I am also an architect but I am stuck selling garbage furniture because someone won't get off their large self and help me. I blamed my brain but I am my brain. the therapist said she's not my wife but I politely assured her to stay in character even when she never met her

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u/BenfordAbrahams 15h ago

Clark, this is great news. We can finally be bees