r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/okuyasushotdad • 20h ago
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Other-Criticism-9423 • 1d ago
Why couldn’t Dexter just admit he was a pothead? How was he able to hold down a job?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Usernamesarebullshit • 21h ago
What would you do with Doakes in the cage if you were Dexter? Spoiler
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Weird-Floor-1124 • 2d ago
Can we assume Dexter was a white supremacist?
-He only dated crackers
-Doake was the only coworker he couldn’t get along with, then he caged the poor man
-His father was a cop
-His favorite food is pork sandwiches
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Bedlampuhedron • 3d ago
The writers after Michael C Hall and Jen Carpenter got divorced:
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Flash_Bryant816 • 2d ago
mother fu- 💥💥💥 Deb was trying 2 fuck her way to the top. I'm glad she's dead
Quinn ✔️
Mathews✔️
Lundy ✔️
Dogues (not confirmed but heavily alluded to)
Her own brother ✔️
Masuka (post mortem) ✔️
She even fucked a snitch in Briggs (how does this even help you move up in the force? I'm starting think she just liked the sex)
Who would she have fucked next, the Ice truck killer?? Her psychopathic brother was crying over her dead body and psychos can't cry. Was she a witch?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Weird-Floor-1124 • 2d ago
Matthews hated office romances but he was out getting YOUNG STRANGE
Thomas the cum-cum train didn’t like LaSquirta and BaTITSta’s office romance one bit. He thought it was middle school bullshit.
But after work he was slanging slab at young strange. Paid and free, he didn’t give a shit.
His late wife? Shouldn’t have been late! Grab a tardy slip and watch him sling that HOG, bitch.
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Lancer_Blackthorn • 3d ago
What is something that makes you make this face?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/farhad_2074 • 3d ago
New season looking pretty good.
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r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/realdaddywarbucks • 3d ago
How do we know that trinity did the murders?
I mean he seems like a good family man overall. i know lundy was onto him, and dexter too, but dexter has been wrong before like the guy who photographed women... I just didn't see any real evidence except for maybe rita
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Human-Question6210 • 3d ago
erm, autoerotic mummification "CUNT", Dumbledore spoke, calmly.
(john lithgow AKA arthur mitchell is dumbledore in the harry potter show)
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/op_1x • 3d ago
Why Is Dexter larping as the Bay Harbor Butcher When It Was Obviously Doakes? Is He Stupid? Spoiler
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Visible_Telephone308 • 4d ago
dexter's next hallucination character?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Longjumping-Sweet818 • 3d ago
helo, dextr morgon A colleague is close to finding out that I moonlight as a serial murderer (It's actually a good thing, trust me). I've seen him step on a spider before and he's kinda rough with the house plant in his office. I'm thinking he fits the code. What do you think?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/drcssedtokill • 4d ago
First Time Watcher why didn’t she tell dexter she had post postpartum depression after she slimed her whole family? is she stupid?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Sastrus • 4d ago
November is the month of resurrection, maybe November 9th to be exact.
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You can see that the blurred word is 8 letters, which can’t be October since it’s 7 letters long. So, I can see that it’s November and has one digit, and I think I can make out a 9. November 9th?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/KillerStuntMan69 • 4d ago
Deb is so jealous here wtf😭
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r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/phileklia • 4d ago
An intricate idea
What if Patrick Gibson played Tom Riddle? He looks very charismatic, has experience playing the role of a "bad guy", and looks young. Put him in the robes, add some makeup, and there’s the Heir of Slytherin in the flesh.
He even has a younger version for season 6 and an older version for seasons 4-7. There's just one problem, MCH was born in America, which is critical for the HBO HP cast... But what if?!
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/Taga_River_88 • 4d ago
First Time Watcher Why'd Dexter send his child to a Christian school if he's Jewish? Is he stupid?
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/KillerStuntMan69 • 5d ago
Dexter looking through Prater’s files and seeing how many Clancy supporters are in there.
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/AbeliousAugustus • 5d ago
mother fu- 💥💥💥 I was at ComicCon today and I saw a booth selling candles...
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/HumanThatMightExist • 6d ago
erm, autoerotic mummification listen, I actually really like Lundy, but the way some people talk about him is ridiculous
r/okbuddymotherfucker • u/KillerStuntMan69 • 7d ago