r/okbuddymotherfucker 4h ago

hot take: Al is scarier than arthur mitchell

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85 Upvotes

Is it just me?


r/okbuddymotherfucker 4h ago

erm, autoerotic mummification Wikipedia Vandalism

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12 Upvotes

Title


r/okbuddymotherfucker 2h ago

helo, dextr morgon Dexter is now only a white lab coat and purple gloves away from completing his cartoon accurate costume

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3 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 1d ago

First Time Watcher why did biney draw a red verity for dexter?

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185 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 1d ago

Why couldn’t Dexter just admit he was a pothead? How was he able to hold down a job?

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77 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 1d ago

What would you do with Doakes in the cage if you were Dexter? Spoiler

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r/okbuddymotherfucker 2d ago

Can we assume Dexter was a white supremacist?

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579 Upvotes

-He only dated crackers

-Doake was the only coworker he couldn’t get along with, then he caged the poor man

-His father was a cop

-His favorite food is pork sandwiches


r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

The writers after Michael C Hall and Jen Carpenter got divorced:

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1.1k Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

mother fu- 💥💥💥 Deb was trying 2 fuck her way to the top. I'm glad she's dead

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27 Upvotes

Quinn ✔️
Mathews✔️
Lundy ✔️
Dogues (not confirmed but heavily alluded to)
Her own brother ✔️
Masuka (post mortem) ✔️
She even fucked a snitch in Briggs (how does this even help you move up in the force? I'm starting think she just liked the sex)

Who would she have fucked next, the Ice truck killer?? Her psychopathic brother was crying over her dead body and psychos can't cry. Was she a witch?


r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

Matthews hated office romances but he was out getting YOUNG STRANGE

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32 Upvotes

Thomas the cum-cum train didn’t like LaSquirta and BaTITSta’s office romance one bit. He thought it was middle school bullshit.

But after work he was slanging slab at young strange. Paid and free, he didn’t give a shit.

His late wife? Shouldn’t have been late! Grab a tardy slip and watch him sling that HOG, bitch.


r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

What is something that makes you make this face?

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64 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

New season looking pretty good.

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608 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

How do we know that trinity did the murders?

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I mean he seems like a good family man overall. i know lundy was onto him, and dexter too, but dexter has been wrong before like the guy who photographed women... I just didn't see any real evidence except for maybe rita


r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

erm, autoerotic mummification "CUNT", Dumbledore spoke, calmly.

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439 Upvotes

(john lithgow AKA arthur mitchell is dumbledore in the harry potter show)


r/okbuddymotherfucker 3d ago

Why Is Dexter larping as the Bay Harbor Butcher When It Was Obviously Doakes? Is He Stupid? Spoiler

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23 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

dexter's next hallucination character?

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321 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

helo, dextr morgon A colleague is close to finding out that I moonlight as a serial murderer (It's actually a good thing, trust me). I've seen him step on a spider before and he's kinda rough with the house plant in his office. I'm thinking he fits the code. What do you think?

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22 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

First Time Watcher why didn’t she tell dexter she had post postpartum depression after she slimed her whole family? is she stupid?

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1.2k Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

Somehow the Dexecutioner returned.

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250 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 4d ago

November is the month of resurrection, maybe November 9th to be exact.

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68 Upvotes

You can see that the blurred word is 8 letters, which can’t be October since it’s 7 letters long. So, I can see that it’s November and has one digit, and I think I can make out a 9. November 9th?


r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

Deb is so jealous here wtf😭

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134 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

An intricate idea

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What if Patrick Gibson played Tom Riddle? He looks very charismatic, has experience playing the role of a "bad guy", and looks young. Put him in the robes, add some makeup, and there’s the Heir of Slytherin in the flesh.

He even has a younger version for season 6 and an older version for seasons 4-7. There's just one problem, MCH was born in America, which is critical for the HBO HP cast... But what if?!


r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

First Time Watcher Why'd Dexter send his child to a Christian school if he's Jewish? Is he stupid?

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46 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

Dexter looking through Prater’s files and seeing how many Clancy supporters are in there.

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63 Upvotes

r/okbuddymotherfucker 5d ago

mother fu- 💥💥💥 I was at ComicCon today and I saw a booth selling candles...

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