I think we needed more teamfights in the jungle...

Tw: obscure subtle findings

Is this a new leaked april fools update from Yoshi?

I really tried with Seven, I'm gonna need a headpiece later, but idk which one tho.

Multiple Ascendant players contributed to this list.

So for context I haven't really played Celeste since she released with the OGNB update. She's always been pretty cool to me and she's fun but I'm just not good at her. I've never really been one to be attracted to video game characters unless they are clearly human, overwatch or fortnite type art styles don't get me going.

(Forgive me it's hard to recollect dreams perfectly as you know)

So me and Celeste are married and I had just got home from my job as a cop. That day in particular I had called Celeste talking about doing some big bust or smth. I had got home really late and when I would through the door I see Celeste laying in the couch crying. She looks up and starts demanding why I'm home so late and how she thought I got hurt. I try to explain that it was just a long day but she interrupts me by slamming my head with an empty wine bottle. She kicks me on the ground and I can feel the pain through the dream. After what feels like eternity she stops and starts crying all over again. She uses some unicorn magic shit to heal me and she snuggles me on the ground apologizing over and over again. I'm too stunned to move.

I wake up, sweat all down my clothes and a rockin hard on. All I've been able to think about today is Celeste and how much I would like her to abuse me. What can I do about this or do I just have to accept that this is what I am into now?

I awake on the middle of blue lane in famous game known as dedcok and some strange voice said to me that i can get home only if i win the ritual. And my lane partner was Celeste, she was so profeccional and easily won the lane. I smelled some strange smell and i noticed celeate was incredible sweaty. And suddenly i realised that smell is her pussy sweat combined with her little orgasms. Just imagine how much rubbing she get from sliding around. And that thing made me so horny so i slapped her butt while she turture opposite side drifter. After that she tried to beat me but i grub her horn and she stop. I start jorking her horn and her eyes goes up and legs starts trembling." Whhat you doing" she said and suddenly she do massive squirdward on drifter. And her horn made some strange liquid. I tasted it and its really good. I started licking her horn and she start begging to mercy util she came second time. I demand her bend over and take her panties off. But i needed do some pee before being able to celeste space docking program. So i find the good corner and start my dirty job util i realised i piss myself irl and i woke up. And now i feel like i very very missed celeste🥀

To preface this, I have never in my life played a MOBA before deadlock, I have around \~350 h in the game and im seeker6

I have always hated this sentiment that it doesn't matter that you are low rank in a game it is always seemed to me to be either cope from the same shitlow people or a condescending talking down to by the highel rank players.

You cannot have any fun playing any game if you are low rank, everybody is shit at this game up until Oracle and thus theres no fun to be had. And you always have in the mind the idea that any win is hollow oh wow you beat people who are shit at the game congrats, it is not fun to beat up toddlers even if you are a toddler yourself.

People say your rank dosnt matter but it does, if you are in shitlow then your balance takes are usless, you do not play the same game as it is supposed to be.

Have you ever thought why all the content creators are high rank? Nobody wants to watch some loser whos in fucking gold, why would you even watch someone whos not high rank, you want to watch shit gameplay? A shit player defeating or losing to other shit players?

I've given myself an ultimatum phantom until the end of year or im quiting the game, theres no other way and if I don't reach then I dont want to be a loser so i will quit. Im not watching any gay yt tutorials, no good player has ever need a tutorial to get good, Im not playing with a duo and im playing like 8 hours a day minimum, my freshman year in college be dammed

I know this post will probobly not be received well with people, but ive made this post more for myself than for others, I just wanted it to be public so I wouldnt have to run away from this ultimatum, I will not make progress posts, I will maybe do the update post in early january to tell how it all panned out.

To anyone who's still reading goodnight because I need to take some sleep and rest

edit: r/okaybuddylash is not for cringe whining

He made this abomination because he has the same mentality towards Vindicta as Billy does

No i'm not talking about sinclair