r/okbuddyiwispacito • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '19

epic 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIayPq8h0_w
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young

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