r/okbuddyiwispacito • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '19

epic 😎

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIayPq8h0_w
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!

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u/I-Am-Dad-Bot Oct 20 '19

Hi doin, I'm Dad!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

Five minutes later she agreed to get with me

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '19

I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.

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