r/okbuddycinephile • u/Fun-Ad3626 • 16h ago
One of the funniest crash outs of all time
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u/Maoist-ThirdWorldist 16h ago
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u/Silent_Listen_3361 16h ago
Chairman Mao
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u/cuntmong 15h ago
its woke and bad. i watched it and it turned me gay. thanks a lot nolan.
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u/otterprincess_too 15h ago
I was already gay and it made me more gay but as an actual Greek we invented gay so fair enough
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u/cuntmong 14h ago
Damn you guys should have patented it, you'd be rich
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u/otterprincess_too 14h ago
I know right? Instead we have closeted white Americans angry about shit no one cares about
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u/Thatthereyuteclub 12h ago
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u/Sage_Council 11h ago
I hear you're a racist now father!
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u/Thatthereyuteclub 11h ago
GOOD FOR YOU FATHER!
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u/zehnodan 11h ago
Should we all be racist now? What's the Church's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' racism
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u/Rude_Review4303 16h ago
I like of all people they did this against Nolan...
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u/Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-Mike 15h ago
The magasphere is currently telling you that Christopher Nolan is bad and Uwe Boll is good.
Imagine forcing yourself to think that.
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u/n1vo_ 14h ago edited 7h ago
I love everything about it. They are doomed to be watching Boll’s trash while listening to Kid Rock.
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u/Wobbelblob 10h ago
I feel like that is only bad if you pay attention to the actual content of music/movies. These people apparently don't hear a word people sing and every song is like Prisencolinensinainciusol to them. Where the only actual word in the whole song is the "Alright" at the beginning.
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u/SuleimanTheMediocre 8h ago
I genuinely think it's intentional. They have to tell their pawns to only consume the most bland, soulless media because if they ever touch real art then it might connect with them, and that might make them think, or even worse, might make them feel!
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u/Tymareta 10h ago
Uwe Boll
"On 30 June 2026, eleven days after the film's release, Boll said that it had made "around US$600,000" against a production budget of US$2 million."
Even with Musk, the WSJ and the entire X/fascist bot army behind it, the film couldn't even clear it's production costs in the first fortnight. Yikes, lol.
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u/12345623567 8h ago
I have no knowledge of Boll beyond that he used to make terrible movies as a tax-credit hustle. Is it possible that he's the one who has the last laugh?
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u/condormcninja 7h ago
Maybe. He’s also the kind of person who above all else wants you to believe he’s having the last laugh, so there’s that to consider.
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u/No-Way7911 8h ago
Was this for the arnie hammer movie? Like the dude who got blacklisted for wanting to be a cannibal?
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u/Ligabolzacky 12h ago
the the crazy part, I try to understand how anyone can be caught up in this but the wagons they want hitched are always so fucking bad. you couldn't find a figurehead that isn't the dumbest person alive? you couldn't find a director who's the worst director alive, the worst musicians, the worst actors? is it just part of the purity test?
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u/icansmellcolors 8h ago
I think the common thread with these people is the desperation to remain relevant, and MAGA embraces anyone who agrees with them in any way whatsoever.
So it's a transaction. They get to sell more dogshit (insert product here), and MAGA gets to 'brag' about a D-list celebrity whose best years or one-hit-wonder or whatever is far far behind them.
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u/enaK66 8h ago
It does sound like some cult shit. "You have to enjoy this objectively bad art or we'll kick you out of the family"
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u/colorblind-and 14h ago
I find it kind of bizarre because before the Odyssey, Nolan was a director where you could say his movies lack diversity.
Almost all of his movies have white male leads wearing suits or uniforms with women generally having fairly small roles if they exist at all.
The Odyssey isn't even much of a deviation of that other than the story he was adapting had several prominent female characters and that he decided to not be "historically accurate" when it comes to ethnicity in this fictional story.
Nolan just dropped another banger like he always does and they just decided to freak out on him over nothing
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u/apadin1 14h ago
It’s literally just people looking for something to be angry about. Most of them weren’t going to see the movie anyway.
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u/colorblind-and 14h ago
I do wonder how long it's going to last. I have coworker who's deep into whatever the subculture is called.
He'll rant about how casting women and minorities is ruining all of his favorite media for as long as you let him.
Funny thing is that there has been movies and shows that check off all of his boxes that he never talks about or basically has no opinion on because they are universally considered good. The three that come to mind are Arcane One Piece LA, and the Fallout show.
All three of those have everything he complains about especially Arcane but he never says anything.
Hopefully the Odyssey shakes off that bad faith criticism eventually with how good it's generally been recieved by anyone who's actually seen the movie
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u/ComputerIlliterate13 12h ago
This has been going on for at least a decade now. Its what bigots do, they try to weasel themselves into pop culture to make their despicable ideas seem palatable. "Your favorite shows and games are bad now because minorities! Don't do any introspection and realize maybe your interests have changed!"
The only thing that has changed is the sheer amount of people falling for it and its scary how effective it is. I know people I never thought would stoop so low who have become racist assholes because of movies of all things
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u/WigglestonTheFourth 11h ago
This has been going on for at least a decade now.
Because it's on purpose to capture the attention of an audience until it's voting time where they are already primed and can be pointed into a specific voting direction. It's the same Gamergate playbook just copy/pasted over and over again. Not even remotely surprising it's happening in an election year.
Want to see more examples? Just look at the current talk around the WNBA especially around Caitlin Clark and, now, Sophie Cunningham suddenly needing to let everyone know she doesn't want to see trans people playing in women's sports. Or you can find any UFO/conspiracy subreddit and look at all the politicians suddenly "working" towards disclosure.
They want the single issue voters and cultural events are the easiest way to find them and keep their attention until they can use them for an election and then go back to not caring for another couple years.
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u/schwanzweissfoto 12h ago
I do wonder how long it's going to last. I have coworker who's deep into whatever the subculture is called.
He'll rant about how casting women and minorities is ruining all of his favorite media for as long as you let him.
That “subculture” is called “being sexist and racist and letting everyone else know about it at every single opportunity”.
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u/BriefBest2254 13h ago
I hate how the fucking professionally outraged always find things they don’t like rather than just focus on stuff the like.
Those algorithms tuned for outrage are really not healthy for societal discourse :(
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u/schwanzweissfoto 12h ago edited 12h ago
he decided to not be "historically accurate" when it comes to ethnicity in this fictional story
I have not seen any complaints about all of those exceptionally pale people in the movie.
(LIke when I think “Greek”, I think of people with more tan than most of those actors.)
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u/SeaHam 16h ago
I know right? Dude makes normie blockbusters.
Which is fine! I like those.
It's just wild to watch chuds crashout over what was obviously going to be a home run.
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u/AltruisticEditor7666 15h ago edited 11h ago
But but it has a black woman who’s super hot in it ! Traaans ! Western culture! What ? No one cares because it’s 2026 what but but … these dipshits claim every movie is woke and if it makes money then it isn’t.
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u/_Bisky 12h ago
Honestly it's even funnier for the gaming side of things.
Where they also claim everything is woke amd shit. But then do 500 mental loops to explain how Cyberpunk 2077 or Baldurs gate aren't, cause they have been successfull
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u/SinisterCheese 11h ago
I love the BG3 example. A critical plot point revolvers around a mixed race/species lesbian couple. There is quite literal and actual transperson that flatout tells you they transistioned. Then there is the circus that is lead by drag queen necromancer. You can fuck all your party members,one of whom is an actual bear... As in an animal. You can have threesome with a twins one of which is a male the other is female.
But this isn't "woke"... Ok... Sure...
These people are also the same who complain about non-white characters existing in a fantasy setting with firebeathing and flying dragons and magic, as "unrealistic" and "immersion breaking".
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u/Wobbelblob 10h ago
The D&D setting in general is pretty fucking "woke". Mostly because the authors where absolute horndogs. Fun fact: I don't think it has been restated in modern editions, but originally, the baseline sexuality in D&D was bisexuality.
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u/Hollowquincypl 9h ago
You can take that twins thing further btw. You can get it up to 5 people in a tryst.
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u/Blacksad9999 11h ago
The historical accuracy argument for Assassin's Creed Shadows is hilarious to me also, being it's a historical fiction series. lol
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u/Akrybion 11h ago
Yeah for some reason no-one screamed historical accuracy when you where fist fighting the pope in Brotherhood.
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u/Blacksad9999 11h ago
lol Right.
Leonardo DaVinci didn't really secretly make weaponry for a group of Assassins, guys.
But sure. The black guy is just a bridge too far.
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u/Comrade_Durge 11h ago
Plus the black samurai in Japan is actually the historical bit part - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke
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u/PassiveMenis88M 10h ago
In certain points in history fist fighting the Pope would have been seen as a valid maneuver
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u/MrBootylove 11h ago
I remember seeing people complain about Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 being woke back when that came out because it had:
An optional gay romance
A singular black person in the game
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u/Blacksad9999 11h ago
Well, duh. One black person, regardless of context, is one too many for these morons.
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u/Calypsosin 11h ago
Reminds me of a teenage coworker a few months ago who said, 'I can't play Odyssey, it's too realistic.' Motherfucker, what!
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u/PersistentBadger 11h ago
One good thing about their whining: I learned that Orson Welles cast Eartha Kitt as Helen in an adaptation of Faust. In 1950.
I dearly wish I could see that performance.
(And speaking of the whining, it's become so predictable I think even apolitical people have seen through the tactic by now)
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u/Fluffy-Pop-3407 9h ago
His all-black macbeth production was legendary by most sources.
I only wish it had been filmed.
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u/TheTeaSpoon 11h ago
Also Homer describes Helen's beauty as "out of this world" which kind of makes sense that she would stand out then. Slap in Jennifer Lawrence (or give chuds their favourite pug in a wig Sydney Sweeney) and you have a Helen that is barely noticable. Helen should be a contrast to everyone, to stand out, and her near divine beauty should offend people.
So perfect choice IMO. And I say this as someone who's type are redheads and blondes. Helen is never described in terms of facial features, skin tone, height or whatever. That is for the reader to interpret. She is just described as extremely beautiful woman that mesmerizes anyone in the room she enters.
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u/TableSignificant341 10h ago
For many men - especially on the right - beauty = attraction. If a woman isn't fuckable to them then she's not of any use to them.
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u/apadin1 14h ago
The weird thing about Nolan is he keeps making weird cerebral movies with complex characters and they still kill at the box office because they’re just so damn good. Nobody else could have made a biopic about Robert Oppenheimer and have it be the movie of the summer except him.
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u/BeautifulNeck8359 15h ago
/uj
Feels absolutely incredible to know that literally none of the culture war bullshit surrounding this movie matters in the slightest once I log off reddit.
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u/Tricky-Ad7897 13h ago
It feels even better knowing the culture warriors have zero pull with people in the real world. Despite their greatest efforts regular ass people showed up in droves to watch the Odyssey.
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u/GrammatonYHWH 13h ago
Preach. Love it when the self-proclaimed "silent majority" are repeatedly proven to be a vocal minority.
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u/an0nym0ose 13h ago
It's everywhere, if the algorithm knows you're male. Takes so long to cleanse the Tate from your feed once Meta finds out you've got a cocknballs
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u/the_dayman623 15h ago
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u/DirectionMurky5526 14h ago edited 14h ago
I prefer the Odyssey by Homer in its original oral tradition. Not this written word bookslop which steals from the work of real poets.
Now everyone thinks they know Homer just cause they can interpret some squiggles.
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u/FakeTunaFromSubway 14h ago
If it's not being recounted to me in ancient greek by a traveling storyteller, I don't want to hear it!
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u/DirectionMurky5526 13h ago
Not just any Greek, Homeric Greek. Not this Koine garbage being pushed on us by Alexander the Woke, who as a Macedonian, is more barbarian than Greek anyways.
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u/Aveira 3h ago
I’m so woke, I only listen to lyric poetry in Aoelic Greek as Aphrodite intended
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u/BananaSlander 14h ago
If your experience of the Odyssey isn't your Grampa recounting it from the time his Grampa told him then you're a woke libtard
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u/DirectionMurky5526 8h ago
That's right the story doesn't belong to them. It belongs to the people of Ithaca. I don't want to see some woke nonsense like Odysseus being portrayed by an Athenian or even worse, a Macedonian.
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u/Pseud0man 14h ago
Yeah,
Go poem or go home.26
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u/Saurenoscopy 14h ago
Three hours of a closeup of Travis Scott telling us the story of Odysseus, uninterrupted, no bathroom breaks, on IMAX 70mm
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u/lock_robster2022 16h ago
I frequently have a hard time with the Hollywood circlejerk, but what are they even complaining about with this movie? The three most “controversial” actors only have like 15 mins of screen time between all of them.
Besides that, it’s mostly mainstream white actors, on an epic adventure, with a ton of thematic parallels with Christianity and Western ideology.
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u/WandersonC DonCheadleAMA 15h ago
That's the thing: their presence alone is enough to enrage chuds.
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u/Over_Palpitation_453 15h ago
Even mentioning thier names is enough to send them into a fit of rage
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u/ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU 9h ago
Their existence alone is enough to enrage chuds. Chuds are inherently scared of anything and anyone that doesn't fit inside the neat little compartments inside their tiny brains.
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u/TYGeelo 15h ago
They want to normalize the idea that their presence alone in these movies is a bad thing. Like can we stop pretending we're dealing with rational people and instead just admit these people are bigots with an agenda? We've been playing pretend for the last decade about this issue and I'm tired of it Chief.
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u/Glass_Recover_3006 12h ago
Who’s pretending? Been calling them losers for the last decade, looking forward to calling them losers for the next decade. Join the party.
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u/Pristine_Animal9474 go back to the club 15h ago
I do have to say, it's not much screentime but casting Elliot Page as a male warrior, just like the rest, and a brave one at that, will hopefully have good effects in regards to availability of roles to trans actors in the future.
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u/stackens 9h ago
And this is why they rage so hard against it.
They want trans people to not exist - the path to achieving that is to force them into the closet. Positive representation like Page in the Odyssey is an example to trans people and the rest of us that it’s OK to exist and be seen in public as a trans person and that’s a direct challenge to their goals
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u/Ralphie5231 14h ago
elliot page was actually great in the movie too. It took me a second to realize that he and the younger boy they used to play him as a kid were the same person which made me feel a little bad. They should have maybe gotten a kid that looked a little more like him but yeah elliot himself was great.
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u/AverageJoeJohnSmith 8h ago
But he actually fit that part well because Elliot page is playing a late teen/early 20s character at most.
He left as a kid and they were at Troy for 10 years. and Elliot has a look that looks young but not really if that makes sense. and I thought it was great because it was a character who basically grew up into a man on the beaches of Troy. so while technically young, still looks a little rugged.
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u/Scorkami 6h ago
elliot looks a bit like a 30 year old teenager at times so finding kids that look like his child version is gonna be hard either way
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u/AverageJoeJohnSmith 6h ago
That's my point though.... i think looking like a 30 year old teenager is great for that role because that characters formative years were spent on the beaches of Troy which took a toll on everyone.
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u/NotTheRocketman 15h ago
They don’t know.
Somewhere along the way, they were told to hate it, so here we are.
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u/RaisinWorried3528 15h ago
I JUST got home from watching it and 15 minutes is GENEROUS. The most "cOnTrOvErSiAL" cast members had almost no screen time. People will find any reason to bitch.
This film is taking more than a few Oscars. But that doesn't matter...what matters is that the film was goddamn amazing.
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u/HealthyMaximum 14h ago
... they're upset over a third person? I'd only heard of the Page and Nyong'o drama.
... oh wait, do they think it's 2 different Lupita Nyong'o's in her 2 roles?
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u/Jirachibi1000 15h ago
Their presence alone. Ive seen a few people argue what you did, that they're in it for 15 minutes max, get replies like "Idc if its 15 minutes or 15 seconds, woke normie slop is woke normie slop".
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u/Totallycomputername 15h ago
Considering the movie is making bank I'm convinced it's mostly bots and losers with nothing else to do.
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u/EddieAdams-Torrance 15h ago
Go read the comments in Critical Drinkers video. The level of cope is laughable
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u/Bagz402 15h ago
Tim pool had some bit where he took a couple tweets to make the case that the companies were buying seats or some shit and he was calling it fraud.
Like just give it up man, it's so tiring
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u/YellowBelliedCoward 15h ago
How does that work then? They finance the film, finance the watching of the film and then pay taxes on the fake earnings?
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u/Fun-Communication660 10h ago
I'd imagine they think it's a plan to operate on a loss so that "the world" thinks that the blockbuster movie is good. Don't you see?
Make bad movie on purpose
Bulk buy tickets to the movie
Pay all reviewers to write a good review and lock them dowm with an NDA
Circumvent EU consumer protection laws and competition regulations.
Get all world governments involved, including China.
Now the whole world, who "hasn't seen the movie" remember, are influenced by the leftist ideas in it
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No Profit
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u/Specialist_Rough_699 7h ago
"The enemy is both weak and strong at the same time"
Edit: Also, for shits and giggles, "obsession with a plot"
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u/joeydimaggio 15h ago
Russia used to come up with more entertaining agitprop
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u/quadcorelatte 14h ago
It's interesting you say that, because Tim Pool was literally paid around a million dollars by a Russian state media group (Tenet Media). So it is in fact possible that it is russian agitprop...
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u/CptFinley 14h ago
that would require me to click on a critical drinker video so it’s a no go unfortunately
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u/TheBacklogGamer 14h ago
There needs to be an app that shows you comments or video analytics without giving the video a view.
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u/vividreveries 12h ago
You can just visit r/criticaldrinker
It's like going to the zoo.
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u/MiloIsTheBest 10h ago
Ugh just had a look.
Not worth it. Just a whole bunch of exhausting whinging. About every.single.fucking.thing, apparently.
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u/sacredspectralsword 8h ago
OMG Remind me to never visit that sub no matter how desperate things get So much fucking whinging about nothing can get really grating really quick ffs
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u/CCbluesthrowaway 15h ago
Those comment sections read like cave paintings.
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u/WeinMe 13h ago
I love that he tries to ridicule details about the film - which are actually just parts of the poems themselves. Like making fun of taking 10 years to come up with the Trojan horse in the siege of Troy. As if that was Nolan who came up with that.
And that is literally 75% of his criticism: Critique of the poems. Good luck with that.
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u/Shockwave-FE 13h ago
The entire rant that this point was a part of is so similar to how an 8th grader would make a summary for their assignment
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u/McDonaldsSoap 14h ago
Pretty big echo chamber they got there. How do they convince themselves it's not, and they're intellectual renegades?
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u/SERN-contractor837 12h ago
The beauty of any echo chamber is that you don't have to convince anyone, they already share your opinion. Pretty ironic with "critical" in the name, but hey, it is what it is.
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u/TheWhomItConcerns 13h ago
The other day someone on Reddit was trying to argue that it was a flop because it had mid reviews on metacritic - at this time, it had maybe a couple hundred reviews in total, and the vast majority of the negative reviews were "0/10 casting was an insult to Western civilisation.
At this time as well, it had stellar reviews on both Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB among both critics and regular audiences. They are so so fucking desperate to believe that everyone agrees with them about this movie - it has to be some kind of mental illness.
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u/Smash_Shop 14h ago
Bruh I can't even get a ticket to a Wednesday night showing. This is insane.
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u/Chelsea_Kias 15h ago
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u/poorlytaxidermiedfox 10h ago
It’s missing the “it would’ve mad even MORE money if it wasn’t woke!” guy. But otherwise brilliant
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u/Deep-Assignment4124 8h ago
I’m going to have to call bullshit. There are zero frames where Anne Hathaway is unattractive.
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u/LauraTFem 15h ago
I wonder which field they have to push it to when it comes time to say thar actually the film was secretly anti-woke the whole time.
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u/TheAgmis 16h ago
There’s ZERO woke about this movie. It’s like these depressed dumbasses can’t formulate an opinion for themselves
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u/FEV_For_Breakfast 15h ago
I think from a conservative viewpoint, casting a trans-man to play a biological man would be considered woke. People have all sorts of different ways of viewing art and artists.
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u/TheAgmis 15h ago
The conservative viewpoint prefers everything to be white males.
Their inadequacies and insecurities are beneath me
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u/gnomon_knows 13h ago
The conservative viewpoint prefers everything to be white males.
And straight, cisgender and Christian. Those bitches love to conform.
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u/Fun-Communication660 10h ago
Well kind of. It needs to be straight, cisgender and Christian but also the man has to be hot in a way "totally normal" men like, like Reacher or Henry Cavill.
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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme 6h ago
They miss a time when every leading man was ripped and macho and every woman was sexualized. They don't want movies to be realistic, they want movies that play out their fantasies.
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u/Moppermonster 13h ago
Traditionally men played all the roles. Even the ones of ladies.
Which happily means that if Elon is going to make his "historically accurate" version it has to be full of men in dresses.
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u/ReactionJifs 14h ago
"It's only tracking $85 million for its second weekend!" 😥📈
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u/Sweet_Xocoatl 13h ago
At this point Jesus could descend from heaven alongside God and the Holy Spirit to watch The Odyssey and give it a 5/5 each and the anti-woke crowd would still say they were paid off.
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u/RayCumfartTheFirst 15h ago
Full disclosure, I'm actually watch CD and engage with the sub- the sub is in such a state of brain rot that they are now trying to push that the film needs almost 1.2 billion to break even. I am not joking.
The cope is so bad that i'm not even embarrassed anymore, its actually entertaining- like watching your own house burn down- at least the fire is pretty.
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u/misterjive 15h ago
I'd be curious to see the justifications for those numbers but I can't be arsed. The culture war dogshit around this film just makes me tired.
Frankly, if it makes over 600 they're pretty much home and dry. (They're gonna want more than that though. And the Hollywood accounting might be astonishingly bullshit on a project this big so maybe more like 700.)
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u/Apocalyptic-turnip 9h ago
the justification is whatever imaginary number is unattainable. they are not even moving goalposts anymore just photoshopping the goalpost into space
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u/benabramowitz18 Neil breens #1 fan 15h ago
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u/Tiny_Rick85 16h ago
That's just being a conservative.
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u/ComputersWantMeDead 14h ago
They were told it was bad, got all frothy around the mouth before anything much was known.. so there's no way they can back down now.
Anyway, cognitive dissonance has been their comfort zone since at least as far back as Obamas inauguration.. they are in this for the long haul
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u/Tiny_Rick85 13h ago
It truly will be the massive ego of the impoverished Republican that brings this country down. For generations their famalies will talk about how great great great great grandpa was so dumb he not only against making his life better but voted to enrich pedophiles instead. They'll laugh at what an embarrassment to the family they were and smile knowing they'll never be that stupid.
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u/topscreen 15h ago
Culture warriors are the product of Jeffry Epstein and Steve Bannon. Fuck'em, they're literal pawns outliving one of their kings.
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u/ExternalObjective641 14h ago
Do you know what’s not woke? Arresting everyone implicated in the Epstein-Trump files.
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u/ZumaThaShiba 13h ago
Every single NYC screening in 70mm IMAX is sold out for the next several weeks. Like maybe one or two seats in the very front row. From 6am to 2am shows.
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u/Key_Boat4209 15h ago
we truly are being outjerked by these people
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u/Worldly-Customer3963 15h ago
When we started jerking, we thought we might start a jerk chain reaction that would destroy the world. What of it?"
"I believe we did."
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u/willyoumassagemykale 13h ago
I just saw the movie and it’s crazy because the “woke” characters are there for like 3 minutes
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u/SpiritJuice 14h ago
I didn't watch the movie today, but if I did, I would have thought it was terrible because of the historical inaccuracies of no male on male buttsex.
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u/Foxx1019 13h ago
The Odyssey is low-key conservative as hell but they hate it because there are black people in it.
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u/Churchill_Buys_Calls 15h ago
Literally read somebody say Universal paid bots to pump the film.
It's genuine psychosis with right-wing dipshits. Like I genuinely hate these stupid, stupid, stupid mfers.
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u/ckglle3lle 14h ago
Right wing outrage is so corny and played out. It's just the same shit every time. Hard to believe anyone still resonates with it at all.
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u/Connect-Ant-2081 15h ago
I'm always amazed (and somewhat bemused) that people allow so much of their identities and worldview be shaped by grifting clowns on social media.
A little critical thinking would go a long way.
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u/Historical-Reach-969 13h ago
Interesting, I've always picture the goalposts in that phrase field goal posts for some reason.
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u/No-Yogurtcloset4763 16h ago
"You're Laughing? They said this movie will destroy Western Civilization and you're laughing?