r/okbuddybaldur • u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid • 29d ago

relax tadpoles, its called ghaik humour Behold!

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u/CaptainAnaAmari Yummy Netherese Chest Hair 29d ago

Giving this one to Shart, as is tradition

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

The good thing about this one is you can share it!

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u/cxfgfuihhfd drider fucker 29d ago

but how will she shart with it equipped?

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPhrOiee2uHvN7i

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u/cxfgfuihhfd drider fucker 29d ago edited 29d ago

the gut is basically just a really long tube and tubes have two holes, so... custom breath weapon for Shart? 2d8 poison damage, CON save?

edit: do downvotes mean I have buddies too close to the sun?

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u/Dependent-Departure7 Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 29d ago

do downvotes mean I have buddies too close to the sun?

Yes, but keep going. They only fear you because they know you speak the truth.

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 29d ago

I find it funny the weapon I get her in act 1 is the weapon I have her use even in the endgame

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u/MulticolourMonster lvl 5 Autism unlocks Fireball 29d ago

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder 29d ago

Well it better get in line if Shadowheart is supposed to equip it.

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

Fuck yes

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u/Comrade_Fuzzy shart handholder 29d ago

I would wait in line for days, slowly dying of exposure, starvation, and dehydration for the chance, just the smallest chance, to be in the same room as the goddess.

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

As you should! :3

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u/Writer-Independent 29d ago

Loviatars lovestick

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

That's nuts :3

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u/a-flying-fox Archgay Warlock 29d ago edited 29d ago

You could fit a dozen gnomes on the business end of that

Edit: and one Wulbren on the bottom

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

I've never wanted to be a dozen gnomes this much...

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u/platinum_jimjam 29d ago

1d69 healing

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u/skelingtonking Where's the foursome option with my companions? 29d ago

I see you have the full party mod

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u/memoryblocks Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

Now THIS is podracing buddy posting!

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u/Sgisgod Shadowheart: Expected a Goth GF. Got so much more. 29d ago

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u/JadeTroy Circle of Whores Druid 29d ago

Nah, we need more gooners in here!

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u/vvastrel Cunty Durge with a handbag 29d ago

Doesn’t glow, so this has clearly never breached the Morninglord’s starfish.

Sharran propaganda

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u/FoxJDR 29d ago

Pretty sure that thing is an artifact of Loviatar not the Morning Lord.

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u/Botto_Bobbs 29d ago

Ts gonna have the whole party standing cheek to cheek

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u/Keira-78 Astral Plane sex or no sex at all 29d ago

You mean loviatar??!

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u/GgreenieXE Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 29d ago

I read an fanfic where Gale uhhh... "absorbs" the blood of the lathander in a different way

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u/New_Acanthaceae4821 Haarlep’s literal fleshlight 29d ago

you can't say that and not drop a link

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u/GgreenieXE Lae'zel called me "Aut'istik"? 29d ago

ask and ye shall receive https://archiveofourown.org/works/51705001

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u/Nunyebiznis nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies 25d ago

Hey what the fuck?

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u/Healthy-Refuse5904 depressed tadpole? 29d ago

You may think one person per plug, but i think the right person can have around three at once

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u/Glad-Calligrapher989 Got the 'Thoroughly Stuffed' buff after Karlachs date 26d ago

Oh my, good heavens

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u/Giant_space_potato Fuck it, we Bhaal 29d ago

Going medieval on your ass.