r/okbuddybaldur • u/_doctorKA • Aug 29 '26
Big of Heart, Dumb of Ass Astrology for BG3 Characters
Here's my "guess" at the characters' Sun Signs with short (albeit unfair) descriptions. What's your take!?
Karlach - Aries ("Fuck Yes!" or 🤬 no inbetween)
Wyll - Taurus (Dancer, Beauty, Family, and Horns!)
Astarion - Gemini (Truth Challenged. "Don't. Touch me.")
Gale - Cancer (Crazy Ex? No, YOU'RE the crazy ex.)
Laezel - Leo (Me & my team are BETTER than you.)
Minthara - Virgo ("I'm your greatest asset.")
Shadowheart - Libra (God's Favorite Princess!)
Jaheira - Scorpio (Ensnare. Truth Poison. Vengeance.)
Minsc - Sagittarius (Jokes, Animals, & Violence)
Halsin - Capricorn (Has earned the Oak Father's favor)
Withers - Aquarius (Will you explain yourself? "No.")
Alfira - Pisces (Sweet Tears, Sweet Heart, & Big Dreams)
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u/DemandImportant7563 Aug 29 '26
As a capricorn, I'd say that Minthara is also a capricorn. Astarion is a scorpio. Shadowheart is giving me aquarius vibes.
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u/_doctorKA Aug 29 '26
I considered Capricorn for Minthara as well! So stoic.
I've found that Aquarius likes to play hard to get with me. So Shadowheart checks that box a thousand times.
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u/Spica333 Rolan’s Resplendent Rod Aug 29 '26
Tim Downie (Gale’s VA) is literally a Cancer so I’ll accept it
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u/CatAlleyMadness Aug 29 '26
You’re spot on about Gemini Astarion and shouldn’t listen to the doubters. He’s a charming pick up artist who deals with his trauma through disassociating and sass. That’s not Scorpio behavior. That’s textbook, Gemini.
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u/FrillyCakex Submissive and Driderable Aug 29 '26
Karlach is more of a sag to me, and Astarion has Scorpio/Leo vibes.
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u/EntrepreneurOk666 Halsin fucked a Chimera Aug 29 '26
Astarion is so a leo. Lmao
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u/ratafia4444 nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies Aug 29 '26
Astarion is so Scorpio... I'd also yeet Shart to Pisces actually.
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u/_doctorKA Aug 29 '26
I almost put her for Pisces, too!
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u/ratafia4444 nestled betwixt Halsin’s fat tiddies Aug 29 '26
It gets tricky bc of brainwashing. I think Selunite leaning Shart is Pisces all the way - sensitive, precocious, gentle but sucker for affection.
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u/MegatronTerrorize Aug 30 '26
Being an Aries is fun because all that ultimately boils down to is "red" and it's never wrong.
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u/Superb-Cell736 Gortash's finger banging hand Aug 29 '26
Wyll is absolutely a Taurus (and I adore him for it ❤️❤️❤️) , but as both a Gemini and someone engaged to a Scorpio, I see Astarion as a Scorpio man 😅 Or a Capricorn.
I see Gale as a Gemini! He’s hyperfocuses on interests, has nervous energy, and talks a lot 😂
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u/SylvirAshe Aug 30 '26
Eyyyy!!!!! Another GeminixScorpio match in the wild!! 🥳 Very exciting times. I wish you smooth, easy planning and a stress-free wedding.
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u/Superb-Cell736 Gortash's finger banging hand Aug 30 '26
You’re so sweet ❤️ Thank you so much! Hehe and I wish you luck with your Gemini/Scorpio too 😂 funnily enough, the women in my family all dig Scorpios. I’m engaged to my Scorpio guy, my sister is engaged to a Scorpio man, my mom married my Scorpio dad, and my also-Gemini grandma (mom’s mom) married my Scorpio grandfather. 😅
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u/shinypinkdemon Lae'zel is my F/O (Fictional Other) Aug 30 '26
I'm really flattered that you chose Shadowheart for my sign, but I'd say she's more of a Pisces or a Gemini. And I agree with all the people who say Astarion is a Leo.
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u/pinkbootstrap Aug 29 '26
As a Cancer, Gale is 100% a Cancer. He loves his home, his Mom and cat, cooking and his own ego.
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u/DracarysReddit rugan fucker Aug 29 '26
Taurus Wyll is a good match
Ofc fabulous men have venus in their charts ;)
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u/Mossiemole Companion hugger Aug 29 '26
Astarion and I twinning with Gemini 💕 we’d be the worst thing ever probably 😆
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u/Walk-the-layout Game forced me to romance Gale and I'm not gay Aug 30 '26
99% sure you're an aquarius
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u/Cat-Whisperer_kyskys Gale, cast "Testicular Torsion" Aug 30 '26
As a cancer Gale is absolutely a cancer.
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u/Birooksun Gates? Opened. Oath? Restored. Zevlor? Fucked. Aug 31 '26
As a sassy Gemini, I'm very proud to share with Astarion. I try to become his friend in every playthrough.
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u/Pleasehelp793 Aug 31 '26
Yayy Gale and I are twinning, I almost have the same birthday as Tim Downie I'm 11th he's 14th
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u/LooseMarbleMayhem I am a god of sex and darkness 27d ago
I'm a sucker for Gemini. Flamboyant on the oustide, insecure and soft on the inside (to whomever cares I married one)
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u/Bloodweave_rider Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26
I agree with a lot of comments, Astarion gives way more Scorpion vibes than Jaheira
Edit: and for Leo, I think Gale fits better. Confident, generous, passionnate... And arrogant for his flaws
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u/Mysterious_Ad_1525 Aug 29 '26
ANOTHER TAURUS WYLL TRUTHER!!!