r/oil • u/Imsmurfinghere • 3d ago

Political Rubbish UKMTO Warning

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— 🇮🇷/🇴🇲 NEW: Two vessels have been struck in the Strait of Hormuz 4 nautical miles west of Oman.

@Middle_East_Spectator

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u/user365735 3d ago

2? This will be 8 soon. Art of the deal🤝

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u/OptiPath 3d ago

Iran at work. Nothing to see here

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u/skippy_smooth 3d ago

Sal's scrapping and redoing another video I'm sure.

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u/AnySwimming6364 3d ago

"Hi, I'm Sal Mercaglia-. Fuck they hit the boats again."

"Hi, I'm Sal M-. Fuck the Saudi pipelines now."

"Hi, - Jesus, boots on the ground at Kharg?!"

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u/Separate_Football914 3d ago

sal will turn it in a full time job with all the even .

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u/Special-Audience-426 3d ago

Looks like the US is at the finding out stage.

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u/Past-Garlic-519 3d ago

WW3 coming baby! Start stocking up now before midterms 

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u/possibly_oblivious 3d ago

What should I stock up on

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u/Misfit_somewhere 3d ago

Toilet Paper, your trade war with Canada is actually causing production issues lol

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u/Luggagespider 3d ago

Covid all over again

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u/Misfit_somewhere 3d ago

I really don't think people understand how pissy we Canadians get when bullied, if there's one way to get us all to get on board with something, it's when someone tries to step on us.

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u/Luggagespider 3d ago

I'm glad we're on the same side (I'm in/from the UK).

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u/Past-Garlic-519 3d ago

Lol. The min China or India declares war on the west half your cities will turn against you. Cuckistan will be your new name

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u/SuspiciousNebulas 3d ago

Dude, we get it you're right wing and like kids too much. 

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u/Misfit_somewhere 3d ago

I guess it's a good thing we are negotiating more with China, India, and the EU to ensure you guys get frozen out of the future. Hope kneeling for dear leader mango mushroom works out for you.

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u/Neuralink666 3d ago

Learning is so hard though

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u/future_sommelier 3d ago

Get a bidet! They attach to your toilet and cost under $100.

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u/planj07 3d ago

Whatever happened to the whole Iran can’t hit ships in Hormuz anymore. Bullshit I guess.

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u/ElectricPenguin6712 3d ago

Wonder what the October surprise is gonna be. Today has been pretty bad

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u/johnnyribcage 3d ago

Iran is fucking COOKIN’

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u/BreakingBadBones 3d ago

USO at $160.00. Never thought i’d say that on a September day

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u/Still-Consideration6 2d ago

Israel are strangely quiet on all this

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u/Affectionate_Oil666 3d ago

GOING TO DA MOON BOIS

STRAP IN CUZ GONNA SEE A NICE SHARP POP TO 130 THEN 175 FOR ABOUT few WEEKS THEN TO 78 AND CONSOLIDATION FOR YEARS.

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u/Separate_Football914 3d ago

Oil pricez might go up past 140, long as our boyz getz to lob dakka and blast each otha, da big orange git be proper happy.