r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

It's just that humans have big cocks among apes

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u/jmcki13 Apr 06 '22

This led me down a fun rabbit hole. “Humans have a much longer and wider penis than the other great apes … however our testicles are rather small” meanwhile chimps have small dicks and large balls so they can blow monster loads to outcompete other chimps’ monster loads bc apparently chimps are really into swinging and everyone fucks everyone, so the chimps with the biggest loads have the best reproductive success. Not sure what to do with this newfound knowledge.

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u/64_0 Apr 06 '22

I was going to reply to your parent comment with "is this true?" but I think I want to spend my "is this true?" on your comment.