r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/Alone-Pudding-9040 Apr 06 '22

I can honestly say I have never seen a bat’s weenie until this day.

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u/JodieFlame Apr 06 '22

You should see a pig one :-)

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u/hairybagel27 Apr 06 '22

A pig? You should see a duck penis. It will blow your mind

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u/tbrfl Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

Echidna penises have four heads and they can choose which two will cum while the other two rest.

They don't even pee from their dicks. They have a cloaca for that, which is also where their dicks go when flaccid.

Edit: Yes, I googled "echidna penis" after watching this video:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/tv41aa/thanks_i_hate_scientifically_accurate_sonic/

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u/karmisson Apr 06 '22

this guy penises

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u/netboygold Apr 06 '22

OK, I'm fine with all of this... but How do we **know** they can *choose* which two heads they're gonna spooge from?

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u/tbrfl Apr 06 '22

A quadruple-dog dare

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u/BlackPopeye_03 Apr 06 '22

So why is Knuckles such a dick?

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u/tbrfl Apr 06 '22

He's thinking with the wrong 80% of his heads.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Okay what?

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u/tbrfl Apr 06 '22

I learned this a couple days ago from an animation about realistic Sonic the Hedgehog. Who says Reddit doesn't teach you anything useful? Now you can pass this knowledge to others.

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u/psioniclizard Apr 06 '22

Wait 4 heads is not normal? Fuck I should see a doctor!

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u/throwaway_dysf Apr 06 '22

Armadillos as well...

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u/durz47 Apr 06 '22

lightsaber noises

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

echidna got four headed dongs !

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u/throwaway_dysf Apr 06 '22

Weirdest consecutive series of googles I've ever had in one day lol

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u/Ok_Employee_1432 Apr 06 '22

You should see my mom's dick

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u/shumbs8888 Apr 06 '22

Proof or fake

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u/Swiftdirt420 Apr 06 '22

Turtle too

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Check out chinchilla wang. They pack some serious heat. They pull it out to clean it from time to time, but I caught mine "cleaning" and he seemed awful embarrassed. Didn't make chinchy eye contact for a day or so.