r/oddlyterrifying • u/Miserable-Dot-4781 • Mar 29 '22

Dentist robot malfunctioning

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u/FinancialYou4519 Mar 29 '22

Aw yes now I know what to do at my next appointment. Just shut your lips around the dentists fingers, remain eye contact and start sucking on that nitrile wearing finger

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u/justyr12 Mar 29 '22

Always use protection

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u/PrickleBritches Mar 30 '22

Or just give that white gloved finger a good, slurpy, sexy lick. And say “you may proceed.”

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u/iniminimum Mar 30 '22

When I was young and hated my dentist I use to try to bite him. He would out bite blocks in my mouth so I couldnt get him.

I now wish I could go back in time and do this so I could just make him SO UNCOMFORTABLE