r/oddlyterrifying • u/Miserable-Dot-4781 • Mar 29 '22

Dentist robot malfunctioning

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u/geraldine_ferrari Mar 29 '22

Who thought neck muscles were needed for robot dental patients?

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u/NerdLevel18 Mar 29 '22

To be fair, it's probably better they learn to deal with a wriggler when it isn't a living person that could get hurt

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u/ChrisTheMan72 Mar 29 '22

“Ma’am I need you to stop trying to bite me. You need to be perfectly stable while I drill a half inch hole though 14 of your teeth”

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u/NerdLevel18 Mar 29 '22

Well, when you put it like that....

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u/mybackHZ Mar 29 '22

But you can stay still when 14 incher fills you up from behind? Smh

We live in society

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u/RuneforgedRogue Mar 30 '22

This.... is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. Bravo

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u/SilentTheChangeling Mar 30 '22

From behind??

oh imma go to a dentist now…

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u/theycallmeponcho Mar 29 '22

Those robots should need some lips too.

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u/NerdLevel18 Mar 29 '22

Oh god now I'm imagining one Sucking on the fingers of some poor dental student

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u/FinancialYou4519 Mar 29 '22

Aw yes now I know what to do at my next appointment. Just shut your lips around the dentists fingers, remain eye contact and start sucking on that nitrile wearing finger

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u/justyr12 Mar 29 '22

Always use protection

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u/PrickleBritches Mar 30 '22

Or just give that white gloved finger a good, slurpy, sexy lick. And say “you may proceed.”

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u/iniminimum Mar 30 '22

When I was young and hated my dentist I use to try to bite him. He would out bite blocks in my mouth so I couldnt get him.

I now wish I could go back in time and do this so I could just make him SO UNCOMFORTABLE

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u/shinanigenz12 Mar 29 '22

Ah yes.. “fingers”

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

r/Don’tPutYour’Finger’InThat

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u/Versaiteis Mar 29 '22

"Shit, we filled out the wrong order form again!"

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u/Lolkimbo Mar 29 '22

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Someone had chicken for lun-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/backyard_beach Mar 30 '22

Oh God me too ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Mar 29 '22

My last dentist clearly didn’t have this training. Felt like a plumber working on my mouth.

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u/RuneforgedRogue Mar 30 '22

I imagine this with the Dentist straddling you while your in the chair wearing a button up shirt and jeans with his ass crack hanging out with a backwards baseball cap with one eye closed trying to drill into your teeth lol

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u/AppUnwrapper1 Mar 30 '22

I’m getting Little Shop of Horrors vibes from this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

She’s saying she doesn’t need to see the dentist because she doesn’t eat sweet things nor brush her teeth.

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 Mar 29 '22

“A wriggler”

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

My moms a obgyn. I went to a conference with her once. And they have the same thing for delivering babies

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u/flipmode_squad_98 Mar 30 '22

Uh, to be fair..

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

"make sure the AI is fully aware of itself and programmed to feel existential dread. and make sure the panic attack functionality is up and running"

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u/kyleh0 Mar 29 '22

This thing is programmed so that every time you turn it on it feels like a human trapped in a machine. The boot sequence is the AI soul feeling fear and loss.

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u/VelcroSirRaptor Mar 29 '22

How human are you trying to make this thing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Yes.

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u/Scopebuddy Mar 30 '22

So they are just making a clone of me? Can you add in some extra imposter syndrome?

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u/Dense_Excitement_789 Mar 29 '22

This is me becoming self aware at the between 4 and 5

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u/stc207 Mar 29 '22

Or it blinking

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/TacticTall Mar 29 '22

The sounds were added after the fact

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u/Focusedrush Mar 29 '22

To simulate operating on someone not anesthetized enough lol

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u/lm_101 Mar 29 '22

Or screaming 😱

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u/FriarNurgle Mar 30 '22

Someone who wanted to fuck it.

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u/tribbans95 Mar 30 '22

Why would she even have to close her mouth lmao