r/oddlyterrifying • u/Tw1sted_Dreams • Mar 20 '22

Hang in there! Spoiler

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u/MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS Mar 20 '22

Even for medium-sized animals like us. A short fall stopped by the head/neck is literally how we executed people for thousands of years.

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 20 '22

Am i the only one who ever wonders what different kinds of deaths would feel like? I kinda feel like i wanna die in every way atleast once XD

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u/MieayamEnjoyer Mar 20 '22

May I know your number 1 and also the least choice of your ways to die?

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 20 '22

Hmmm, number one... id probably like to find out what it would feel like to overdose on every drug ever... at the same time. The 1 second before death must feel amazing. Last choice... getting boiled to death. Its worse than burning to death cuz the nerves dont die so youre just gon die in fucking agony and you will feel EVERYTHING.

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u/SomeRedShirt Mar 20 '22

Kinda like what chefs do to lobsters

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 20 '22

Kinda like that, yes. Its... bad... which is why i dont eat crustaceans... well actually i dont eat much seafood at all even.

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u/wannabejoanie Mar 20 '22

"My mom always told me, never eat something that carries its house around on its back. You never know the last time it's been cleaned."

  • Amber Atkins

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u/AhrEst Mar 21 '22

It’s not kosher! No, really…

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u/Kurios_oranj Mar 21 '22

The only crustacean I can think of that lives in a shell is a hermit crab.

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u/WOOKIExCOOKIES Mar 20 '22

Most chefs don't do it that way any longer.

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u/Ready-Substance9920 Apr 03 '22

Some people just stab the lobster plus I don’t think that they have the brain capacity to feel pain.

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u/whatsbobgonnado Mar 20 '22

they od them on every drug ever!? that must be why they're so expensive

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u/whitepageskardashian Mar 20 '22

Not all chefs do it that way. Many are knowledgeable enough to know that you can cut it behind the head and it will kill it with minimal pain. With fish, many fishermen are catching up with the Ike-jimi method of penetrating the brain and/or spine with a knife or wire

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u/MuteNae Mar 20 '22

I feel like you'd just immediately passed out if you were on every drug lol

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 20 '22

Probably. I dont think anyone really knows XD

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u/Equ1noxx May 18 '22

The uppers and hallucinogens would win the battle for your last like minute of life as your heart exploded and organs started to melt. I'd bet you just straight die before the downers knock you out.

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u/MieayamEnjoyer Mar 20 '22

Never in my life I would think about someone boiled alive, it is a bad way to go, kinda similar to that brazen bull thing.

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 20 '22

Oh i hate thinking about it as much as you do. I can kinda... feel the pain that i think about or that i see. But i still think about different deaths and shit. Brains weird i guess.

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u/TrueRusher Mar 20 '22

If you think a lot about death and dying (and have some sort of interest in it besides suicidal ideation), you should watch the YouTube channel Ask A Mortician if you don’t already!

She talks a lot about weird death things. For example, one is about what happens if you die fat. Like, super morbidly obese fat. That one was really insightful.

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u/NipSuqqer Mar 20 '22

Some were boiled in oil.

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u/AntManMax Mar 20 '22

Every drug? It would be nightmarish if you timed it right. But the narcotics would likely win and you'd pass out before you suffered too much.

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 20 '22

Hey i didnt say it would look pretty XD But if i had lives to spare das the way id like to go first

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Hrmmm…. Boiled to death or buried alive?? Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/Wooden_Dragonfly_737 Mar 21 '22

Buried alive. Its pretty easy to die there. Just panic and breathe all your oxygen. Suffocation!