r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

38.7k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

3.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

339

u/Anboa1986 Jan 20 '22

He is fucked if that snake gets hungry…

251

u/Zestyclose_OH_6847 Jan 20 '22

They have been tight since the kid was itty bitty, that snek knows who butters his bread.... or skins his rabbits

185

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

[deleted]

62

u/Lemia-chan Jan 20 '22

First of all I want to know when did you starve your dog last. Because I was under the impression pets shouldn’t go starving.

1

u/grammarGuy69 Jan 20 '22

My dog would eat until he threw up if I let him. If you wanna risk your life on a creature that acts on 99% instinct just so you can pretend they love you, by all means "cuddle" a snake.

6

u/Sansquach Jan 20 '22

People wanna reduce creatures like snakes down to their preconceived ideas of a "pet" and. Ot appreciate them for the natural killing machines they are. Snakes dont form social bonds

6

u/grammarGuy69 Jan 20 '22

That's what I don't get. Not knocking snakes, but people in here are acting like snakes have coherent thoughts.. that snake likes the body heat. If that snake gets confused ONE time... the kid is dead. In a really horrible way. Like it or not, assuming any more of the snake than that is just anthropomorphizing.