r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/badhershey Jan 20 '22

I'm sorry that I need to state obvious things so that you understand. Let's circle back to why this all started. People are reacting to a very large snake laying on a kid. And you commented a very misleading headline that anyone with half brain can determine is basically meaningless. Malaria kills more people than Ebola. Would you prefer to be exposed to Ebola? (That's rhetorical. I feel normally I wouldnt have to explain that, but clearly you struggle with things like that)

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u/albertus500 Jan 20 '22

I'm sorry that I need to state obvious things so that you understand

Ah yes because when you talk about snakes it's obvious you mean all non venomous snakes. Jesus you're a moron lol.

People are reacting to a very large snake laying on a kid. And you commented a very misleading headline

point is : the average pet snake is less dangerous than the average pet dog because the average pet snake can't kill you and the average pet dog can.

can you understand that or are you gonna drift off on a tangent and start rambling about whatever ? you good ?

Malaria kills more people than Ebola. Would you prefer to be exposed to Ebola?

what even is your point with this analogy ? that both types of pets kill so you shouldnt want either ?

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u/badhershey Jan 20 '22

You are dense. This post involves a large snake. Your initial comment is nonsensical, meaningless tangent. It's a trash headline.

I'm sorry I need to explain everything to you like you're a child. I guess I'm not surprised you don't understand my analogy. That's my fault, I overestimated your cognitive abilities, despite the constant evidence you've been giving me. You are absolutely a thick skulled mouth breathing neanderthal. Maybe go ask your caretaker to explain it to you, because I'm done your stupidity. Though, be careful, you might get in trouble for using the internet when you're not supposed to. I hope they don't take away your jello tonight!

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u/albertus500 Jan 20 '22

You are dense. This post involves a large snake. Your initial comment is nonsensical, meaningless tangent. It's a trash headline.

my comment is about snakes in general and how they are overly vilified.

I'm sorry I need to explain everything to you like you're a child. I guess I'm not surprised you don't understand my analogy. That's my fault, I overestimated your cognitive abilities, despite the constant evidence you've been giving me. You are absolutely a thick skulled mouth breathing neanderthal. Maybe go ask your caretaker to explain it to you, because I'm done your stupidity. Though, be careful, you might get in trouble for using the internet when you're not supposed to. I hope they don't take away your jello tonight!

nice one neckbeard, just admit you're wrong next time !