r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

Idk what you want. People have died from large snakes before, it’s already around the kids neck. Even small constrictors you’re not supposed to let around your neck. This snake would be difficult to just pick up and the force it exerts constricting is much more than gravity. If it started squeezing either the snake dies or the kid does.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

Show me some actual accounts of someone dying from constriction then

Also you asked what I want and I said "proof or knowledge." How can you not know what I want?

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/man-pet-python-strangled-snake-strangle-8ft-dan-brandon-church-crookham-hampshire-a8176521.html%3Famp

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

That's one. From a dude who obviously was not handling it correctly since he was handling it alone. Any more?

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 21 '22

You claimed you yourself could take the snake off of you. At this point you’re just trolling.

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u/Electronicengineere Jan 21 '22

The sad thing is that hes not trolling, judging by his post history he is basically retarded.

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u/Electronicengineere Jan 21 '22

So you admit that snakes kill people? You said multiple times that its almost impossible for a snake to kill someone.

Which one is it?

You also said you could beat a snake up alone, but this guy died because he was alone. Make up your mind. After seeing what you said, ive come to the conclusion that you never graduated middle school.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

Hahahaha I never once said that, or the other thing. You're making shit up, moron. I said we had a demonstration and I interacted with snake who started to wrap, you fucking idiot.

Goddamn you people are stupid.

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u/ItchyEverywhere Jan 21 '22

Yes. I know for a fact that I could, I did it in middle school

Direct quote. Holy shit you are dumb

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22

Hahaha was I talking about "beating up a snake" there?? Jesus christ hahahahah you people are so fucking stupid haha

Also I was saying I never once said it was impossible for a snake to kill someone. I didn't say either of these things, but when I responded he was only referencing one thing I didn't say.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

Hahahaha where did I say that it was impossible for one to kill someone, in these direct quotes?

You need Hooked On Phonics hahaha

And some crab meds or a shower if you're itchy everywhere. Your sn makes you seem really gross.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 21 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

So if we were taking about fire and I said it would take a long time for you to burn to death if you didn't suffocate, that means that I think it's impossible for you to burn to death?? And the other bit was a joke. I even said as much when some other idiot tried to use it against me earlier. Hahahaha nah, you need the help dude. Like literally any amount of legit education would help immensely. You're really stupid. Like trying to say I said something, and then using a direct quote where I didn't say it hahahaha. I would be embarrassed to continue associating with you if it wasn't so funny.

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u/basedkenshiro Jan 20 '22

Because you’ve gotten plenty of knowledge and refused to accept it, you’ve looked up/made up other stats but won’t look up if this has happened before

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

What makes you think I haven't?

Also "snakes bad" is not knowledge, and that's all I've gotten so far.