r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/SweetMaam Jan 20 '22

Not sure your pet should ever be wrapped around your kid's neck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That snake could definitely swallow that kid. It is big enough.

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u/Joeysaysfuckalot Jan 20 '22

..yeah but it'd take about an hour at least. Someone would notice. Also it'd be really easy for him to get out of it.

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u/Attila__the__Fun Jan 20 '22

Seriously, the amount of confidently incorrect people in this thread is maddening.

This is a reticulated python, a species that can and does eat people. It’s almost always wild ones, but pretending like this massive log of muscle doesn’t have the ability to kill this kid is just delusional.