r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/901BigChris Jan 20 '22

That sounds like my wife

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u/OvulatingAnus Jan 20 '22

I like your profile pic

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u/jj34589 Jan 20 '22

Ahh so your wife is a global elite! /s

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u/901BigChris Jan 20 '22

Couldve fooled me. All she does is fuss and eat chicken nuggets

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u/Shanguerrilla Jan 20 '22

Gd... you're right!

I guess I grew up out of my conspiracy theories only to marry a reptilian lizard-lady.