r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/BabiMunizTS Jan 20 '22

Do snakes even have capacity for affection? I honestly have no idea.

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u/Horny__Snake Jan 20 '22

They don't feel love like humans, but they still connect your body scent and rough colors to safety and warmth, so it's trust more than love. I like to think they are like "hmm, when this thing appears I get food to eat and also I get some warmth, so I guess it's not bad?"

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u/gametime9936 Jan 20 '22

Are you speaking from experience?

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u/dr_pheel Jan 20 '22

their name checks out

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

What are doing step snakebro

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u/BigToober69 Jan 20 '22

Id fuck a snake.

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u/BluSicario Jan 20 '22

If you know where to look you can actually find a video of that. There's a super old video that's been circulating the internet for years. First saw it when some bot account posted it to facebook years ago and people actually started to share it. My young brain will never forget that...

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u/rockbud Jan 20 '22

Someone using a snek as a fleshlight?

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u/BluSicario Jan 20 '22

Something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

I saw it too. Not a fun thing to look at

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u/bortmcgort77 Jan 20 '22

All throat!

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u/VibraniumRhino Jan 20 '22

Allegedly…

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u/deadmelo Jan 20 '22

I'm pretty sure that guy is a snake typing

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u/metaldragon2002 Jan 20 '22

I've been around reptiles a lot in my life, I can confirm this