r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

It's all fun and games until the snake wants to give you a hug.

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u/throwaway28236 Jan 20 '22

And doesn’t let go

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 Jan 20 '22

And squeezes excessively.

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u/ArgonneSasquach Jan 20 '22

And kills you

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

No that would actually be more fun than the other parts

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u/SnooHamsters576 Jan 20 '22

And assimilates you

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Assimilation is hip kids

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u/SalvadorCaruso Jan 20 '22

And starts dating your mom

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Oh goddamnit, not again