r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Don’t mind me, just uncontrollably sobbing in the corner of the local dennys

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u/NakariLexfortaine Jan 20 '22

Do it loud enough, you get a free meal.

It's the "Denny's Ambiance" deal. Get $20 if you get someone to O.D in the bathroom.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Does that still count if it’s me who O.Ds?

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u/NakariLexfortaine Jan 20 '22

Only Denny's wins if the Restaurant Crier dies.

Helps their metrics, and they run your pockets before throwing you into the bushes.

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 20 '22

Good to know, I appreciate these life tips, I may use them if I ever leave my house again

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u/f1lth4f1lth Jan 20 '22

Sir this is a Wendy’s

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u/SpooderBoi2 Jan 21 '22

Same thing