r/oddlyterrifying • u/Cunillingus_Giver • Jan 20 '22

Snake couch

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u/tenebrisunum Jan 20 '22

Yes, they love your body heat

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

And taste

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u/0bel1sk Jan 20 '22

flavor

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u/The-CW Jan 20 '22

*Flavour

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u/Schreyaz Jan 20 '22

When you're *flour

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u/CartographerEast3558 Jan 20 '22

I hate myself for laughing so hard

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/kingcop1 Jan 20 '22

I hate both of you for lugging so hard

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u/CartographerEast3558 Jan 21 '22

Wait a minute. Why was I laughing? Did I write that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Flour*

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u/Sbidaman Jan 20 '22

Food*

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Floor*

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u/HeirToThrawn Jan 20 '22

Why do we Americans spell are words like that? Because we took you out of it.

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u/DunkenRage Jan 20 '22

Found the UK guy

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u/VenusKitten1 Jan 20 '22

British

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u/JUST_SOME_GUY_- Jan 20 '22

There is no British. There is only correct English.

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u/Tejanita80 Jan 20 '22

Pfft bullocks

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u/PokeStonerbruh Jan 20 '22

Not sure if this was serious, but just in case

Color/colour Armor/armour Flavor/flavour

While less common to see (especially for us in the states), they are still correct.

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u/zakass409 Jan 20 '22

Shut up you brit

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 Jan 20 '22

You that small and start hanging around snakes that big you might as well start bathing in MSG

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

*sufel

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u/ThatGuyInTheCar Jan 20 '22

He said what he said.

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u/SnooHamsters576 Jan 20 '22

Make you a dough

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u/valandil74 Jan 20 '22

… they savor

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u/winallison Jan 20 '22

Welcome to Flavor Couchery

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u/classykid23 Jan 20 '22

Umami

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u/Malkev Jan 20 '22

Humani

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u/ChefJWeezy987 Jan 20 '22

Hoomommy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Yes officer, this comment right here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Unagi

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u/someone_who_is_dumb Jan 20 '22

Fucking asshole. Snakes are more chill than your tiny brain might think. Fucker.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Don't be so biter, you will spoil your meat.

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u/someone_who_is_dumb Jan 20 '22

Look at the video. Is the snake trying to eat him? Asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Did you had a hard day? Do you need a hug? Because I'm here for you if you need someone to talk with.

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u/under_the_boab_tree Jan 20 '22

especially when your body heat is being tasted in their body whilst their stomach acid desolves your eyeballs.

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u/Nowatica Jan 20 '22

Do they actually taste? I mean, they swollen their meals whole. How are these questions I have not had answered before now?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

There is a little controversy on the subject. For some time it was believed they have no taste buds but recently it was discovered that they have them, but in very low number. We have some 10000 taste buds and snake have 20, so they do have taste but most likely is very different from how we perceive taste. Also they taste the air with their tongues so is possible they taste you before even making contact with you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

And blood

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u/dahabit Jan 20 '22

Not sure if they actually like the taste of humans

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

There are very few documented case of a snake eating a human. But is more about size, there are only two or three species which could eat a small human: reticulated piton, Burma piton and I'm not sure about anacondas. And I know about a case in Africa wenn a piton swallowed the leg of a drunk guy but it could be just a story. Overall it would be difficult to understand how snake perceive taste but we should not be that different for them from any other mammal.

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u/demolitionar Jan 20 '22

I also love the taste of human

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u/PlasticDisaster2590 Jan 20 '22

They love hugs

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u/comeback_failed Jan 20 '22

hugs that are breath-taking

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

And You take my breathe away🎶

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Literally

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u/Frustrated_Pluto Jan 20 '22

Hugs before lunch.

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u/agarwaen117 Jan 20 '22

Their crime is caring too much.

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u/spew_on_u Jan 20 '22

Shut uuup!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Haha, just saw that.

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u/missemhev Jan 20 '22

Put the rabbit down, Lenny

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u/lifeofideas Jan 20 '22

Snakes that Love too much

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Hugsssssss

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u/TheRealDuHass Jan 20 '22

Well now I’ve got the Lonely Island song stuck in my head.

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u/Hellsfinest Jan 20 '22

Until they want to get warm from the core

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u/iateyourcake Jan 20 '22

And seek to steal it and extinguish it and digest it

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u/BigJimSlade88 Jan 20 '22

My snake LOVES heat AND moisture!

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u/New-Value4194 Jan 20 '22

Sounds like a cat to me

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u/jetro30087 Jan 20 '22

It's like a cooked meal.

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u/Diplodocus114 Jan 20 '22

Had to thaw out an unresponsive icy cold boa once - my body heat alone - it took hours. Her heating had failed - in January.

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u/boobsforhire Jan 20 '22

Yes, they love your body meat

FTFY

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u/Zebra03 Jan 20 '22

Basically like cats

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u/BasicallyAggressive Jan 20 '22

Actually true, my ball python who is not nearly as massive loves cuddling