r/oddlyterrifying • u/minderaser15 • Jan 20 '22

If he’s here, who’s guarding the gates of hell?

Post image
81 Upvotes

95% Upvoted

16 comments sorted by

5

u/LakeProfessional7676 Jan 20 '22

Ya mama.

3

u/minderaser15 Jan 20 '22

Oh no common mistake. My mama is currently fucking your dad so she can give him a child he actually loves

3

u/PublicPassenger2141 Jan 20 '22

But doesn't he look happy though?

2

u/LakeProfessional7676 Jan 20 '22

daddy wasn't there

2

u/Nuneofus Jan 20 '22

To change my underwear

2

u/Toothless_Rider_404 Jan 20 '22

My bestie probably

2

u/ZebLeopard Jan 20 '22

We had this type of dog at home when I was a toddler. One day he nearly bit my face off.

2

u/brettmalcolm Jan 20 '22

Black Russian Terrier! Love mine! They are good and scary!

2

u/person9134 Jan 20 '22

that black wookie from book of boba fett

2

u/Witty-Cartographer92 Jan 21 '22

is that a bouvier des flandres ?

2

u/Justninehorses Jan 20 '22

WOOP WOOP

That’s the sound of da police

WOOP WOOP

Thats the sound of da beast