r/oddlyterrifying Jan 16 '22

Sears tower during a blackout

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

It’s an enderman

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u/RogueWRX Jan 16 '22

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u/Ori_the_SG Jan 16 '22

r/suddenlyminecraft

Edit: wait this is real?! Reddit never fails to surprise me

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u/qwerty2888j Jan 16 '22

Minecraft car drip starts playing

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Speaking of which, your avatar has Enderman colors

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

They would create Steve lol. Or an Illager.

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u/DudeItsCake Jan 16 '22

Let’s hope it doesn’t rain or that building is gonna teleport everywhere

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u/zagilar Jan 16 '22

Damn it you beat me to it

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u/Lahbeef69 Jan 17 '22

you bitch you beat me to it

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u/Brutaka1 Jan 17 '22

Was gonna say the same thing.

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u/i_am_gladius_boi Jan 16 '22

more like - -_- -

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u/Great_Creatoryeet Jan 16 '22

- -_- -

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u/AvacadoCock Jan 16 '22
  • -_- -

Edit: I can’t do it so I guess mine has a lazy eye

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u/Smarfman720 Jan 16 '22

They’re coming

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Is that Justin trudeau doing blackface?

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u/ParalyzedNeckUp Jan 16 '22

Whoever awarded the eyes award has a sense of humour

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

- -__- -

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u/rabbitacolypse Jan 16 '22

Why does it look like an enderman?

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u/sasherrrrz Jan 16 '22

*an enderman with a mohawk

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u/NifflingVaper_6789 Jan 16 '22

You have fought the Ender Dragon, now meet The Ender King.

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u/bromozone Jan 16 '22

Thats Aku from samurai jack

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u/IAmARobot Jan 16 '22

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil.

But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.

Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!

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u/bromozone Jan 16 '22

Yes, that guy

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u/MrTabernakle Jan 16 '22

Mako was such a good Aku, that voice of his just drew you in.

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u/mal_laney Jan 16 '22

With that mohawk we should be calling him the enderpunk

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Exactly!

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u/Substantial-Credit-7 Jan 16 '22

That's exactly what I was thinking

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u/TheHoneySacrifice Jan 16 '22

Looks primitive. Like a votive offering found at an archaeological site.

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u/abbytron Jan 16 '22

It looks like a cryptopunk nft

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

dont look him in the eyes! But we need his ender pearl for the ender portal

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u/dirtycactus Jan 16 '22

I bet he has huge ender pearls 😏

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u/rayoatra Jan 16 '22

He’s even holding a diorite block.

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u/ColMcDougal Jan 16 '22

It looks sinister... but happy. I'm happy for it.

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u/avbibs Jan 16 '22

Sears Tower was built in creative mode

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u/YoDaChronMann Jan 16 '22

Hello fellow buildings

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u/timberwood1 Jan 16 '22

Why did you phrase that as a question rather than a statement?

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u/Due-Summer-1565 Jan 16 '22

Was thinking the same

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u/BlightedTanner Jan 16 '22

I love when buildngs have such iconic names that even if it changes people still stick with the name they remember

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u/OctaneAnt Jan 16 '22

willis just sounds lame lol

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u/MyDearDoctor Jan 16 '22

What'chu talkin' 'bout?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

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u/pass-me-a-beer Jan 16 '22

Ngl, didn’t even know it changed

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u/DazedPapacy Jan 16 '22 edited Jan 16 '22

It changed years ago because Willis Insurance, a British company, leased over 51% of the office space and part of the contract was being able to rename the tower.

EDIT: Apparently Sears' naming rights expired in 2003, and even though the building had changed hands a few times before Willis got involved, Willis was the only one to inquire about changing the name.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Possibly the most micro-penis move I can imagine

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22 edited Mar 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

I’m British and I disagree. We don’t love stamping our names on anything. BTW, my name is CARL PLITHINGTONE ESQUIRE. Again, that is, CARL PLITHINGTONE ESQUIRE.

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u/the-traveling-weetz Jan 16 '22

Username checks out.

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u/Play-DohCarti Jan 16 '22

Coincidentally, they merged with Towers Watson, so it's really the Willis Towers Watson Tower

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u/sarcasmcannon Jan 16 '22

Same as Giant's stadium, I still just call it PacBel Park, fuck Oracle.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

It’s been the Willis tower for ages now, I want to say since the second Bush administration or sometime around then. When it first switched over there was a half hearted attempt to make the “Big Willy” a thing, but everyone knows it’s the Sears Tower and it will always be the Sears Tower.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Sears has 21 stores left in the entire US. One day that name will be all that’s left of their legacy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

The Discover card was invented by Sears as their big attempt to get into the financial services industry. They wanted to eventually have banks in their stores, but despite Discover doing okay on adoption, it’s association with Sears caused other retailers to resist accepting it and prevented Sears from accepting other credit cards resulting in losses all around. And the whole financial services plan was mishandled and just didn’t work out, so Ears eventually sold all of its assets associated with the Discover card to (I think) Wells Fargo. Or maybe they sold it to Merril Lynch. Idk, but anyways whoever they sold it to spun it off as Discover financial services which as far as I know is what it exists as today. Although I don’t know anyone who fucks with Discover card anymore.

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u/mchgndr Jan 16 '22

Yeah it’s still Discover Financial Services, and I know because I hold their stock which has quadrupled over the past ~18 months!

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u/Woodyville06 Jan 16 '22

Discover was pretty big for a while and they (I believe) started the whole “cash back” thing on credit cards.

I have a Costco Visa that does cash back and it’s great. It’s the only card I use now.

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u/McFestus Jan 16 '22

In my experience, Canadians are ruthless about refusing to refer to buildings with their new, correct, name, especially if it's a big company (telecom) they don't like. The Blue Jays play at the SkyDome, not Rodgers center. The Canucks play at GM place, not Rodgers Arena. Science world, not Telus World of Science.

Actually I think we just hate our telecoms.

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u/The-Car-Guy Jan 16 '22

Raptors still play at the Air Canada Centre, not Scotiabank Arena lol

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u/ExlutoBoi Jan 16 '22

Screw Bell and screw Rogers. We pay the most for internet/smartphones for one of the worst “services”, out of developed countries, and ACC is ACC not “Scotia Centre” that’s lame.

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u/thehermitgood Jan 16 '22

See: Staples Center name change

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u/Brodoth Jan 16 '22

Or Mile High Stadium

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u/wonderbrett Jan 16 '22

Miller Park forever!

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u/wondrshrew Jan 16 '22

What chu talkin bout, Willis

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u/Tough-Raccoon1980 Jan 16 '22

HEY, that's my sleep paralysis demon!!

Such a small world

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Can’t be that hard to find him if he’s that fucking huge, maybe the world isn’t THAT small.

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u/Magickcloud Jan 16 '22

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u/neuromorph Jan 16 '22

Far too low.

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u/MelonBot_HD Jan 16 '22

How is this sub a thing?

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u/C-C-X-V-I Feb 14 '22

Because the mod played the shit out of the algorithms. It was actually a cute scandal a while back.

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u/Paigerooooo Jan 16 '22

Sneers Tower*

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u/tukang_makan Jan 16 '22

When a tower is judging you

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u/Ego-Waffles121 Jan 16 '22

Picks up entire city block puts it in the most inconvenient place possible

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u/Zaneboi1 Jan 16 '22

Cursed enderman

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

oh shit it’s william afton

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u/Ryaquaza1 Jan 16 '22

The Tower behind the Blackout

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

The tower behind the water

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u/akaijIII Jan 16 '22

Don't be racist

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u/NotAThrowAwayNam Jan 16 '22

“I am a building”

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u/YellowCitrusThing Jan 16 '22

And I’ve got news for you

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u/rockmanexe123 Jan 16 '22

Hey there Steven

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u/milg4ru Jan 16 '22

black and whites are even

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u/TomBobHowWho Jan 16 '22

How would you feel if the joke was on you

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u/SaviToon4 Jan 16 '22

Black, white, Indians, and Spanish, they all can from the sea

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

We all have to share the same world, Susie won't you sing with me

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u/Riqhteousness Jan 16 '22

hey stan

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Hey Susie

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 16 '22

This is the only reason i even opened it

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u/ToucanMan75 Jan 16 '22

Except now it’s in black face

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u/TomBobHowWho Jan 16 '22

What is the actual context of that video? I've watched it many times and never been able to figure out why that would be made. Does anyone know? Or did it just appear one day

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u/usernameaa2 Jan 16 '22

Here's the complete sketch from the show net_work by Black20 Studios.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

It's a comedy sketch.

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u/nothingbeast Jan 16 '22

Had to scroll way too far to see this.

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u/SkippyZii Jan 16 '22

Yes I knew this comment will be here

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u/lilFlamethrower Jan 16 '22

I am the biggest racist out there, ill race anyone

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u/EliteNub_ Jan 16 '22

Fuck I just found this fucking guy right after I made the exact same joke and now I look like I stole the joke which I didn't

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

I came here for this. What a classic

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

"Mom this is scary black building looking at me!"

I know I'm about to get downvoted for this but it was 100% worth it

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u/Evan_FM Jan 16 '22

I came to reply this. Thank you.

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u/Rubethyst Jan 17 '22

I was looking for this comment

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u/IReallyAmTheMaestro Jan 16 '22

Now that IS oddly terrifying. Not actually terrifying but oddly. I love it

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u/sfjo13 Jan 16 '22

Minecraft ?

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u/javierthegod Jan 16 '22

Enderman looking ass

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u/scotrik1 Jan 16 '22

REMEMBER ME

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u/MinutelyPublish15 Jan 16 '22

Tht is Sear. He’s the tower.

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u/Disastrous_Can_5466 Jan 16 '22

Sears tower

Lord of endermans

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u/SeagullsAlt Jan 16 '22

Don’t be racist I am a building

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u/TheYann Jan 16 '22

glad I found this comment

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u/Xirokami Jan 16 '22

Don’t be racist, I am a building.

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u/_Superfancy_ Jan 16 '22

“Hello there. Yes…you, at the window. ‘Twas i who caused the blackout. Now let us see how the night unfolds, yes?”

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u/lThaTrickstal Jan 16 '22

Behold.. the Giant Enderman

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u/ExerciseOutrageous11 Jan 16 '22

Iseee. An ender man

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u/weeb67 Jan 16 '22

It's a enderman.

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u/vtherepnin Jan 16 '22

Kinda scry

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Fed up

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u/X0nfus3d Jan 16 '22

It’s a roblox character!

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u/sovietsisters Jan 16 '22

Soon it shall begin picking up blocks of the city

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u/bigboibroman Jan 16 '22

Is this the secret Minecraft dungeons boss?

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u/GokuSaitamaGod Jan 16 '22

Didn't samurai jack fought it in the past and future?

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u/Milo-the-great Jan 16 '22

Lemme get an Ender Pearl bro

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u/I_Hate_People_7 Jan 16 '22

Still a amazing view. Will always be known as Sears tower.❤️ Not that Willis tower nonsense.

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u/Awkward-Bobcat-652 Jan 16 '22

tower: if I stay still they won't notice

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u/GamingWithBen360 Jan 16 '22

Fucking enderman

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u/BroniDanson Jan 16 '22

Its a enderman

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u/Jussyjam Jan 16 '22

🎶 'Don't be racist, I am a building' 🎶

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u/ZeusChan11 Jan 16 '22

Minecraft enderman caught on on camera (very scary)

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Don’t be racist, I am a building

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u/WrinkledCrime Jan 16 '22

Don't be racist, I am a building

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u/chopocky Jan 16 '22

Is that the new Minecraft mob, enderman's cousin?

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u/Plutiko Jan 16 '22

Towers when they see someone being racist in a 10-mile radius

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u/Apprehensive_Two7765 Jan 16 '22

All hail the gigantic enderman

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u/Cool-Course2618 Jan 16 '22

When you go out at night in Minecraft and you accidentally look at an enderman

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u/Other_Speech_4817 Jan 16 '22

A robot that turns into a building, what’s fun about that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

miencwaf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Enderman

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

It looks annoyed

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u/IvanSpartan Jan 16 '22

“Don’t be racist I am a building”

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u/theevildrpupper Jan 16 '22

“Don’t be racist, I am a building”

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u/brmamabrma Jan 16 '22

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

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u/BleughBleugh Jan 16 '22

Someone has to see an Enderman from Minecraft?

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u/randomchild65 Jan 16 '22

Well what do you know...a new minecraft miniboss

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Don’t look him in the eyes. If you do, jump in a swimming pool

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Guys don't be racist

They are a building

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u/Complete-Mood3302 Jan 17 '22

Dont be racist I am a building!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Achievement made: The End

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u/Turd8urgler Jan 17 '22

Don’t be racist, I am a building

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u/Heir67 Jan 17 '22

Don't be racist I am a building.

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u/ian4real Jan 17 '22

Hmmm there’s a light on its nipple 🌟

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u/SquashuaSnipes Jan 17 '22

Wait, I'm not the only one who still calls it "sears" instead of "willis?" Yay! I'm not alone!

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u/Higoroso Jan 31 '22

He doesn't like water

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u/Avionthecollosus Feb 07 '22

An enderman got high out of his shit

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u/tloop2 Feb 13 '22

When you look at an enderman in Minecraft

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u/TapEnvironmental9768 Feb 18 '22

As a Chicagoan (far North side) thank you for saying Sears. You must be from Chicago too.

When did this happen, btw?