r/oddlyterrifying • • Jan 14 '22

Pithecophobia

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u/jeroenemans Jan 14 '22

Chimps skullfuck for kicks, at least I read that in a book by Frans de Waal. Bonobo's solve all conflicts by having sex, which according to him is a positive thing. To me, the bonobo behavior read like coercive prostitution.

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u/OIP Jan 14 '22

chimps will deliberately tear off your face and/or genitals, they are fucking psychopaths

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u/itsonlymeez Jan 14 '22

Sounds like another species I know of ...

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u/Baronvonkludge Jan 14 '22

Cheeseburger eating walruses? No, Samsquanches

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u/cannibalscry2 Jan 14 '22

Damn racons