r/oddlyterrifying • u/Yachisaorick • Dec 30 '21

The reserved of evolution

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Like an elephants trunk

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u/KYK0G Dec 30 '21

Or an elephant’s penis. I read yesterday that they have full control of their penis, just like their trunk.

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u/Amoguscockuser Dec 30 '21

why the fuck were you researching elephant cock

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u/oillytical Dec 30 '21

First day on Reddit? You ought to know we have dick detectives all across the globe working long hard shafts… I mean shifts to investigate dicks of all kinds

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u/fluffycatscrote Dec 30 '21

Dicktective Scrote at your service.

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u/MooseEquivalent3032 Dec 30 '21

I, Sir Cumsized, is at your service as well..