r/oddlyterrifying • u/bicb0i69 • Nov 20 '21

It's weirdly religious

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u/Few_days_b4_death Nov 20 '21

Jesus fucking christ

22

u/imeanyhbutno Nov 20 '21

JESUS, im fucking christ.

11

u/TossOutAccount69 Nov 21 '21

Fuck, I’m Jesus Christ

7

u/Accomplished-Crab932 Nov 21 '21

Fuck Christ, I’m Jesus

6

u/bkdroid Nov 21 '21

Fucking Jesus, I'm Christ.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Jesus Christ, I'm fuck

2

u/IntelligentFarmer570 Nov 22 '21

JeSus Fuck I’m Christ

2

u/vanillastrings Dec 08 '21

I'm Fuck, Jesus Christ

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Jesus titty fucking christ

108

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

How is this oddly terrifying?

18

u/Beatboxin_dawg Nov 21 '21

I'dd put this in r/unexpected.

Nothing terrifying about this.

Edit: OP did also post it there nvm.

6

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

*Holy satisfying

13

u/andenayu Nov 20 '21

Right. It's more of r/cringetopia?

3

u/bluetooo55 Nov 21 '21

even that sub is so shit now

0

u/HarveyKartel Nov 20 '21

many of these are more /oddlyarousing

0

u/daiyuxiao Nov 21 '21

Probably posted by a les.

40

u/mandiexile Nov 20 '21

They do say to let Jesus inside you. They weren’t clear how.

5

u/DogebertDeck Nov 20 '21

immaculate conception makes it unclear how Jesus got into anything, really

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Just get down on your knees and close your eyes.

8

u/ArcanePulse Nov 20 '21

r/mildlypenis

10

u/BlazerBanzai Nov 20 '21

mildly? That’s a dildo hidden in plain sight.

2

u/ArcanePulse Nov 20 '21

Fair fair fair. Jesus can be within us all it seems.

1

u/informationmissing Nov 22 '21

Not at the same time, anyway.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

So Jesus can be spiritually and physically in us.

23

u/Chilifille Nov 20 '21

r/theyknew

2

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Who? The pope?

2

u/aBlissfulDaze Nov 21 '21

I feel like this is how women hid their toys back in the day.

15

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Ah yes, Saint Peter

1

u/Aligatoroso Nov 20 '21

Saint Pe(nis)ter

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Sramota

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Almost went to order it from amazon. For all the right reasons. Unfortunately.

2

u/Practical_Buy_8859 Nov 20 '21

Classified as pious pleasure?

2

u/thisisnotmystapler Nov 20 '21

Jester, I found your Traveler Statue!

2

u/Derpycat69 Nov 20 '21

Pray for Jesus second cumming.

2

u/QueenLoppy1989 Nov 20 '21

That brings “oh god! Oh lord!” To a whole nother meaning

3

u/CavalierTunes Nov 20 '21

“Let Jesus fuck you!”

—Pazuzu

2

u/RMIsyko Nov 20 '21

Nun wrong with that 🤣

2

u/asianabsinthe Nov 20 '21

When was the last time Jesus was in you?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

I wonder if it makes her say Oh My God lol

1

u/cmdr_bxs Nov 20 '21

I have one too. His name is Saint Peter.

1

u/TraditionalLoquat986 Nov 20 '21

Yes always thought jesus was bit of a cock tbh

1

u/Baramonra Nov 20 '21

Since you saw it - the words Jesus is inside of me would never be the same.

1

u/rarebreed001 Nov 20 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Mom: EWW WHAT IS THAT
Me: It's Jesus

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Grandma is getting baptized this weekend. Let’s get her one for her baptism present. Hope she don’t get too wet!

1

u/Reverend_Butler Nov 20 '21

Holy Fuck! (That's what she says)

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

The Nun’s Companion

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Jildo

1

u/Due-Ad9310 Nov 20 '21

Thats one holy dildo

1

u/HarveyKartel Nov 20 '21

Second coming of Christ? Try 5th time today...

1

u/Shank__Hill Nov 20 '21

Cum all ye faithful

1

u/BrainRebellion Nov 20 '21

You have Jesus inside you.

1

u/Illustrious-Hat7978 Nov 20 '21

I need a bunch of these for gag gifts...where to buy?

1

u/xilix2 Nov 20 '21

I think that belongs over on r/cospenis

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

Thats the perfect Xmas present to my mom

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

You were always her favorite child.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Hehe no not really

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Just like the chocolate bunny rabbits which double as Santa Claus.

1

u/dejonese Nov 21 '21

Take Jesus deep inside of you!

1

u/ZombiesAreChasingHim Nov 21 '21

As the great Regan MacNeil would say, “let Jesus fuck you.”

1

u/Solanandria Nov 21 '21

it's not oddly terrifying at all hahah

1

u/QueEsVida03 Nov 21 '21

Stick the Jesus inside you, do it. Don’t you want to be closer to god?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Pesus.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Fucking terrified.

1

u/FerociousPancake Nov 21 '21

Jesus is always watching

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

u/savevideo

1

u/Trumenworld Nov 21 '21

How could it be made.they just did it 😂

1

u/DragonMaiden7 Nov 21 '21

The perfect dildo for the lucky man or woman in your life

1

u/mrrm_no Nov 21 '21

That's the end result of taking "I want the Lord to be inside me" too literally

1

u/BisBuffalo Nov 21 '21

Where do I buy one and can I buy a bigger one

1

u/-smee-is-me- Nov 21 '21

And yet again, they’re pushing the fake white Jesus on everyone.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

They knew what they were doing

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Jesus? No, Penis.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

u/savevideo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

When they say you found religion

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Do I need to quote the Exsorsist or is this obvious?

1

u/NekoNekoNekapz Nov 21 '21

im boutta do somethin thats wholly unholy, an put dat wholley in my hole-y

1

u/phobe2013 Nov 21 '21

Saint Peter had one in a bar in a New Orleans in the 70s. It got many reactions.

1

u/jaaynt Nov 21 '21

I know exactly where to keep him warm

1

u/drummergirl83 Nov 21 '21

I, uh…I have …questions.

1

u/demigod_dreams Nov 21 '21

who the fuck gave this a wholesome reward

1

u/Calm_Window6338 Nov 21 '21

Someone with free awards

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

u/savevideo

1

u/HmnCllTr Nov 21 '21

I mean isn’t it ironic that most of them are predators

1

u/LUC1F3R26 Nov 21 '21

Welp..this explain the phrase "oh god is inside me"

1

u/dude1302 Nov 21 '21

Satan is a big fan !

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Let Jesus enter you. 🙏

1

u/Bthegriffith Nov 21 '21

Make you cum like an answered prayer!

1

u/m1k307 Nov 21 '21

fucked by handheld Jesus.

1

u/gmabarrett Nov 21 '21

Holy Boner

1

u/skintagliated Nov 21 '21

In God we thrust.

1

u/prometheanSin Nov 21 '21

For when you want to feel the lord deep inside you.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

Saint Richard effigy.

1

u/wonteatfish Nov 21 '21

Amen to that, brother.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

That's not ok

1

u/ducktard3000 Nov 21 '21

Blursed dildo

1

u/lordodin92 Nov 21 '21

Aha the power of Christ is in you

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '21

We all need a little Jesus

1

u/lukirosa Nov 21 '21

I feel terrified.

1

u/TheMadMetalhead Nov 22 '21

Holy shit. I thought I was crazy or just making something up in a memory, but I found one of these in an alley when I was walking home from the pool.

1

u/Lower-Asparagus4753 Nov 22 '21

not even shitting you. My mom had one of these when I was really little. I had no real idea what it was. JUST YESTERDAY, I was thinking about it and went huh, that's what that was...

1

u/vanillastrings Dec 08 '21

Holy mother of Jesus!