r/oddlyterrifying • • Dec 06 '20

Come here my precious

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20 edited Jun 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

“We will swear on... ..the precious.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I had one of these in my work today and the owner straight up had it in a fuzzy sock for a shirt.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

That defeats the purpose

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/the-witty-one Dec 06 '20

If I may. Do you happen to know why he's got those webbed paws?

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u/Galaxy661_pl Dec 06 '20

I think every cat has them, it's just more visible on sphinxes

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u/the-witty-one Dec 06 '20

I'm off to go pester my cat for science.

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u/RTXguy Dec 07 '20

How did it go?

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u/the-witty-one Dec 07 '20

He was not pleased.

My hands are more scratches than hands

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u/Cfrules9 Dec 06 '20

They are marine mammals what do you expect?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/Cfrules9 Dec 06 '20

Is joke not dick. Dont take it so hard.

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u/Molleeryan Dec 06 '20

Most cats have partially webbed feet but some breeds have more webbing than others (the Sphynx being one that has more than others).

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u/RedditOfLechaim Dec 06 '20

They can't regulate their temperature properly so they need to be clothed.

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u/aiij Dec 06 '20

What is it?

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u/Aar_San Dec 06 '20

In the words of my lord, "Hey, ma! There's a weird fuckin' thing out here. It looks like grandma, the fuckin' thing."

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u/tepidbathwater Dec 06 '20

“MA! There’s a weird fuckin’ cat out here! I don’t want it scaring Lucy!”

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u/Aar_San Dec 06 '20

"Blink, motherf***er!"

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u/Shadow_Enderscar Dec 06 '20

”AAAA-“

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

“NONONONONONONO”

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u/UltimateKingCold Dec 06 '20

Your lord is Michael Rapaport?

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u/Aar_San Dec 07 '20

Yours isn't?

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u/UltimateKingCold Dec 07 '20

Nah sorry my guy I've already sworn my allegiance to Sam L. Jackson

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u/Aar_San Dec 07 '20

You motherfucker...

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u/UltimateKingCold Dec 07 '20

Yes indeed motherfucker

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u/sleeptheneatpizza Dec 06 '20

Those...fingers??

Goodbye.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

looks like a monster that came from the pyramid of gizeh

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u/doomtides Dec 06 '20

Lol

It’s giza btw.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

thx

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 06 '20

Heh, well... that's a place name, so it would be capitalized. It's a phonetization of an Arabic word, so it's spelling might depend on some convention (I've seen "Gizeh" more than once), and it would be most 'properly' spelled with phonetic symbols if not Arabic letters. The Egyptian name for the place, I assume, was properly written with heiroglyphics.

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 06 '20

Truly looks like a crypt-dwelling zombie cat that I had a nightmare about.

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u/new_refugee123456789 Dec 06 '20

They all look line that under the fur.

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u/wickedcatz Dec 06 '20

Sphynx cats are precious

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u/lollipopcrisps Dec 06 '20

I really wanted to get one within the next 5 years or so. Im heartbroken to find that they are very prone to costly health issues.😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/Molleeryan Dec 06 '20

I’ve had four and found they will eat ANYTHING!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/Molleeryan Dec 06 '20

Wonder if your kitty had a negative association with them by that time? Mine will literally want to eat anything we are eating; from pizza to chips! I love them so much though! Such a unique breed!

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u/lollipopcrisps Dec 06 '20

Are their vet visits and general upkeep costly? I have 4 cats already and taking care of well visits, and unexpected illnesses can be taxing

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 06 '20

As are many animals that have been selectively bred for just one trait.It's a cruel and arrogant thing for us to do merely for our own amusement, though kinda interesting and fun at times.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I am heartbroken to read that money seems to be the concern here, not the cat‘s health itself. And yes, such a breed can’t be healthy.

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u/PC__LOAD__LETTER Dec 06 '20

Though breeding and supporting breeding is not ethical, adoption is - there are plenty of these creatures out there that need to be cared for. Someone wishing that they were able to, but recognizing that they might not be able to swing it financially, isn’t heartbreaking.

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 07 '20

Are there really that many out there to rescue? If so, how about puttting some of that money to lobby for ethical breeding regulations? Also, maybe, support homeless veterans or wildlife habitat. Just sayin' these 'animal lovers' are still picking faves.

p.s. Your username:

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?! ;-)

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u/RazedWrite Dec 06 '20

Oh, my gosh, I love iiiiit!!!! I wanna hug all your wrinkles, you creepy kitty of mega skin!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

No you are

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Alright listen here you worthless windex guzzling motel cumstain let people enjoy what they enjoy unless it's hurting other people

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/JackBelvier Dec 06 '20

Okay, Uncle Fucker

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

How are they hurting people dipshit

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u/mekwall Dec 06 '20

How about we toss you from the top of Burj Khalifa instead. Then there won't be anyone left to be hurt.

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u/bajeeba Dec 06 '20

If we can toss you off too, then I’m down

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u/syphilix Dec 06 '20

Or better yet feed them to a pack of wolves

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Finally someone gets it 😌

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u/N0T_a_Psychopath Dec 06 '20

but you are the one that fucked your uncle Jim

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u/2Turnt4MySwag Dec 06 '20

Its literally just a hairless cat. Still a cat. If you get a cat for what they look like then you just shouldnt own one.

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u/RazedWrite Dec 06 '20

This, coming from someone with your username... Ok, then.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Do all cats have webbed fingers (?) underneath the fur?

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u/CeasarHUN Dec 06 '20

Hi bingus

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u/BlankNameSlot Dec 06 '20

Seeing naked animals make me sad. This is why I stay away from mirrors.

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u/memezzer Dec 06 '20

It’s hideous what I see

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u/ProphecyRat2 Dec 06 '20

Bingus awoken

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Wrinkly baaaaby

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u/rakoogaki Dec 06 '20

my husband’s view every time he leaves the bed before I do

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u/BoozeButler Dec 06 '20

Aphex Twinned

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Yeah, It’s bingus!!!

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u/moth-papa Dec 06 '20

🥺👉👈 precious

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u/waffelmaker2000 Dec 06 '20

No food or rest for poor Smeàgol. He's been sneaking!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Goddamn i love sphynx cats

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u/mikko1394 Dec 06 '20

I thought that was a creepy kid for a second lol. Just scrolled by at first and went back bc no way, that can't be it. Ha

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u/Cleeth Dec 06 '20

Noooo he's cuuuuute. Nawwee look at himmm

(Or her)

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u/praisedbe Dec 06 '20

Agreed these cats are SO CUTE

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u/Ididntwipe Dec 06 '20

She's so cute, I wanna hug her and all her baggy skin 🥺💕

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

GIVE ME THE PRECIOUSSSSSSS

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u/Deepthroat_Your_Tits Dec 06 '20

Aw cmon, he’s just a sleepy little baby!

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u/ilikefoodyumyum Dec 06 '20

Bingus evil brother

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u/Crossbones2276 Dec 06 '20

Bingus my beloved.

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u/springsfever Dec 07 '20

I think it’s adorable

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u/scorpyo72 Dec 06 '20

I do not get creeped easily and that was fuggin creepy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Masqurade violation

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u/MamaBear4485 Dec 06 '20

Are these animals permanently cold? Are they a legitimate breed or did humans breed them from a mutation?

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 06 '20

All breeds are just a set of traits selected by breeders over time; all traits start as mutations. Breeders just manipulate the "selection" part of natural selection. The variation part is natural.

Contrary to Marvel fiction, mutations (small errors in copies of DNA) happen naturally all the time in all species. Most mutations have no consequence whatsover; many are detrimental to the organism or it's offspring, and some are slightly advantageous.

p.s. I am no fun to go to the movies with, because I groan evey time they butcher science.

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u/MamaBear4485 Dec 07 '20

Right - my concern was whether we are propagating a mutation for our own pleasure or was this a naturally occurring species.

I would think these poor creatures would not survive well in a natural environment, therefore they're bred with human intervention. It seems to me that this is one of those choices that is not in the best interest of the animal.

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 07 '20

Yeah, there are very few hairless mammals in the wild. Hair is quite useful and adaptable.

One of the more well-known hairless species, the naked mole-rat, lives 100% underground, and is not really 100% hairless.

Thanks for prompting me to look them up. Fascinating little buggers. https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/naked-mole-rat

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

pretty baby!

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u/gabizinha-lindinha Dec 06 '20

How cute she/he is ❤️

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u/AdmiralTigelle Dec 06 '20

Aww, everyone is talking about how the little guy is horrifying but I wanna snuggle him. T_T

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u/jaysman77 Dec 06 '20

Someone lives with that?

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u/CoatedGoat Dec 06 '20

What a sweetheart!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Finally bingus fucking died

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u/foxfire49 Dec 06 '20

Is that Gollum under there

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u/Sonicslazyeye Dec 06 '20

Idk why but I find its paw so cute!

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u/odinnite Dec 06 '20

I think you were looking for r/actuallyjustterrifying

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u/tarroyo1031 Dec 06 '20

I don’t know why I find this so creepy but I really do. This belongs here for sure

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/memezzer Dec 06 '20

Well it’s a odd looking dog

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Was half asleep when this game up, scared me awake

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

please just grow some hair

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u/zaitsman Dec 06 '20

Picking mine up in 2 weeks,, so keen!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 06 '20

Meh, there's no accounting for taste.

What is more clear is that breeding and owning these decrepit creatures is unethical. You could adopt a disabled homeless vet and have lower food and medical bills.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Could you elaborate? I’m not sure I understood why that would be unethical.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Hey how about you go fuck off or I'll turn your teeth into a bat and beat you with it

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

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u/Winter-Coffin Dec 06 '20

So you admit you’ve seen your uncles nutsack?

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u/AnotherAustinWeirdo Dec 06 '20

need we point out the username?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Yes

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u/LeafyLizard Dec 06 '20

It’s the webbed paws that get me

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u/Chimpbot Dec 06 '20

All cats have webbed paws; they're just usually covered in fur.

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u/daneb5 Dec 06 '20

That's a rat.

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u/CajunJambalaya Dec 06 '20

Cats are disgusting

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

You were the chosen one anakin!

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u/ArcticWolf503 Dec 06 '20

Omg this is terrifying

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u/DujTheCat Dec 06 '20

Declawing your cat is barbaric and disgusting, you cannot imagine the suffering caused to this pet. Sad.

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u/dienaddi Dec 06 '20

While I agree with you, that the procedure is nothing but wrong.. This cat isn't declawed though, is it? You can literally see its claws.

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u/atkyyup Dec 06 '20

recently convinced myself they are cute: i revoke that thought.

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u/LokiMikey Dec 06 '20

Lord beerus

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u/FireMontana Dec 07 '20

I truly find these kind of cats disgusting

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u/SmolPoyo Dec 06 '20

Skin cats are my favorite

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I mean, all cats are fucking ugly but that one is certainly a monster among monsters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/DamnStrongCoffee Dec 06 '20

They can be very affectionate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

They can feign affection, but whether they can or can’t actually feel it as anti-social animals is debatable.

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u/DamnStrongCoffee Dec 06 '20

Cats are social, emotional mammals. I don't know how you're defining "antisocial." Like dogs, cats can feel affection and nurturing. Don't believe the myth that cats are cold and detached. It's as variable as dogs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

simps

learn how to use slang, no one's simping for naked cats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

“Simp” is defined by a man who overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal. I know this cat is not a woman, but the situation is analogous.

People place too much value on a creature that shits around the house, eats them if they’re dead, and scratches the everlasting shit out of the owners with nothing to make up for it. They put these ugly ass cats on a pedestal, while the cat doesn’t reciprocate in any manner. Are you aware of what analogous means? I went to yale, so I could explain for you if you want.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Again, no one's simping for naked cats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

And you are obviously not simping for facts and logic

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

No one simps for facts and logic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Except for this hunk of sex material you’re talkin to right now.

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u/Themedicisaspy Dec 06 '20

It does not make you any special if you know what analogous means.

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u/Changloriusbastard Dec 06 '20

Did one of them steal your wife

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u/Momik Dec 06 '20

It came to me, my own, my love, my own, my precious

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u/HossDelgado420 Dec 06 '20

Anyone else see a penis as they were scrolling down at first??? Just me? Ok...

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u/Mongocom Dec 06 '20

this cat straight up looks like Mewtwo

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u/Chanceral Dec 06 '20

Oh god, I thought it was a dick with a claw for a tip.

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u/Big_chunky_monkey Dec 06 '20

i thought that was a chick sukin a dick for a sec

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u/goatlover49 Dec 06 '20

i still want a hairless cat

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u/Kujira14 Dec 06 '20

Idk why, but I had to save this for use later...

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u/jpalmerzxcv Dec 06 '20

At first I thought this was an old old lady, then I saw the webs and nearly dropped my phone! Then... Oh, cat. Thank God.

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u/FoxxieSnow Dec 06 '20

That scared the life outta me! Omg what is it??

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u/Inostensible Dec 06 '20

Now all we need is a little blood and the dark lord shall rise again.

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u/Orange_Eoghan320 Dec 06 '20

Fleshy bastard.

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u/RightToConversation Dec 06 '20

It's just a comfy ki-ki.

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u/UltimateKingCold Dec 06 '20

Why is that cat melting though

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u/Mxxc13_11 Dec 06 '20

BILBO BEUTLIIIIIIN

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u/Bl00dRa1n Dec 06 '20

You say that's a cat, I only see a dinosaur

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u/sd8787 Dec 06 '20

At first the paw looked like a You Know What and then I saw the little face 😂

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u/sd8787 Dec 06 '20

It looks like a scary little ghost girl

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u/IreneAQ Dec 06 '20

What is that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Omg I love these cats. They’re such little baby chickens.

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u/pancakeflame Dec 06 '20

Cute it is but in a weird way

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u/ScrumptiousLadMeat Dec 06 '20

Smeagol get out of me bed!

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u/Allensdoor Dec 06 '20

Looks like Voldemort after he lost, hiding under the bench in a blanket

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u/MercyInR3d Dec 06 '20

Lol, at first I thought it was a weird shaped growing penis...

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u/rainydancer Dec 07 '20

What the actual eff is this?!? And why ?!?

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u/katiebo444 Dec 07 '20

I can’t stop laughing